I remember very well the first time I met Clark. Yes, I do believe his name was Clark Mackenzie. I forget how old I was when I met him, but I must have been no older then six. He was my next-door neighbor, back when I lived in Canton, Ohio. I still remember the day he first moved in. Clark was a shy child, and even I could see that. He always hid behind his mother’s pant leg whenever she made conversation with my mother, and I was trying to get him to talk to me. Eventually he warmed up to me, and we became great friends. Yes, I remember lovingly playing with Clark, and really being best friends with him. We did everything little boys could possibly do, go to the park and dig for insects, play with toy cars or trucks; we were very close for years.
Clark and I were the best of friends, even as we entered High School. I remember the summer between eighth and ninth grade. The week after we left Middle School for good, he grew very distant. He wasn’t his fun-loving self. He seemed cold, and isolated. I wondered what the problem was. Well, wasn’t able to figure out what was going on, because his family moved away from that little house. I remember I was feeling rather awkward during freshman and sophomore year, because I didn’t have a best friend to share the experiences with.
But I remember my first day junior year, I was in my US History class, when lo and behold, Clark sat two desks in front of me. It was very strange; I hadn’t seen him for two years, and now all the sudden he was back in my life. But the oddest thing happened. I tried to talk to him that day, but he did his best to avoid me. He was trying to destroy all connection we had. I felt like he was hiding something. I knew it was very important.
I came after school on that first day to talk to my US History teacher. I needed to clear something up about the “Classroom policies” that he handed out. Apparently there had been an ambiguity. As I walked into his room, I could see Clark already there. He was talking to the teacher, and it looked like something important. He handed him a slip of paper. I ducked out of the way to see what was going on. The teacher’s eyes grew wide and he looked very surprised at the note. “You can’t be serious.” The teacher said.
“I am.” Clark said in his smooth handsome voice, “This is completely real.”
“It does looks legitimate.” The teacher put down the note and stared, “I just can’t believe you’d volunteer for that.”
“I didn’t volunteer.” Clark said, “I was arbitrarily chosen. But I’ll do my duty anyway for my country.”
What on Earth could they have been talking about? Had Clark been drafted into the army? None of this was making any sense.
“So what does this mean about class time?” the teacher asked.
“I’ll be out every other Friday and Monday.” Clark said, “I have an alternate four-day weekend to go through with it.”
“That’s not going to work well.” The teacher said, “We have a short chapter quiz every Monday. Missing a lot of those could really hurt your grade.”
“Can I make it up?” Clark asked, “I’ll be ready any time.”
“You say you have a free fifth period on Tuesdays?” the teacher asked, “Come back then and we’ll make up what you miss.”
“Thank you.” Clark said, “I know this is very frustrating for teachers.”
“How long have you been doing it?” the teacher asked.
“My mom forced me to do it when I was in eighth grade.” Clark said, “It didn’t go over well with a thirteen year-old. But I decided I’d do it continuously since the start of freshman year.”
“That’s a very long time.” The teacher said, “And the school puts up with it?”
“The Government makes them put up with it.” Clark said, “I don’t know how, but it’s out of my control, you understand.”
“Very well.” The teacher said, “We’ll make this work.”
Clark began to walk towards the door. It was at this point that I jumped out from where I was hiding and obstructed Clark’s path. He jumped when he saw me and looked very sternly into my eyes. “How long were you there?” Clark asked.
“Not long.” I said.
“How much did you hear?”
“Only the bit about the Government.” I said, “It seems that the Government controls a lot these days.”
Clark tried to get by me and avoid me again. His eyes were focused on the ground but I tried to talk to him. “Say, how do you think this class is going to be?” I asked cheerfully, “I’m rather optimistic!” Clark walked out the door without even glancing at me. He walked very quickly and quietly down the hall. I looked back at the teacher, and he was working on his computer. He glanced at me, “Afternoon, Gabe.” He said quietly.
“What’s his problem?” I asked suspiciously, “I mean he barely said anything at all-“
The teacher interrupted my words, “That’s none of your concern.” He said back to me.
That’s about all I remember from when I talked to him, it was quite a few years ago. That was all that was important anyway.
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But indeed, what I heard was right. Clark was absent from his seat every alternate Monday and Friday. Every other week he had a four-day weekend. I really needed to know what this was about. This was very bizarre. And the way that the teacher looked at the note definitely aroused suspicion to me. I didn’t bother to try to talk to Clark after September. He kept avoiding me like the plague, and I eventually stopped trying. I settled in with my friends, but carefully observed Clark to see what I might find out.
I overheard from my friends several rumors about Clark. I had heard his mother works for the Government, and that she had developed a cure for some type of cancer. Now as luck would have it, Clark had that cancer and had to be treated every other weekend. I didn’t think this was true. It was only a rumor, and seemed to yield lots of logical fallacies.
There were so many rumors about Clark’s family… “His father is a secret agent!”, “His grandfather was marooned in space!”, “His cousins are international communist spies!” I didn’t hold a single shred of belief to any of these rumors, but most of the school population did. Clark really had become a loner, and had gone to separate himself from the rest of the class. I never saw him socialize with anyone. He never did clubs, he never did any sort of sport, and he was completely alone. He barely even stayed after school most days. He just went to his locker and drove straight home.
This pattern continued up through mid-December. I remember very clearly him consistently being alone, absent, and talked about behind his back. And I couldn’t even remember any time during those months that he smiled. He looked completely miserable.
But one day, it was two days until Winter break. I remember that day its snow din, and they had to move the break back one day. (It was only one day. We complained about it, but everyone still went to school that day) I didn’t see Clark throughout all of the day. Except right after school. I had my backpack, I had everything I needed, I just needed to talk to my music teacher. However, the halls around his office were always deserted after school, and they stayed that way for quite some time. But that one day I remember seeing Clark walking down the hallway. He had his shirt up exposing his belly. I looked at it. It was protruding a bit, and it was not at all like I remembered him. He was cradling it with his hands and looking down at it. “Clark!” I said very loudly very surprised at what I saw.
Clark looked up at me from down the hall. He froze in his tracks and his eyes grew wide. He panicked a bit and then darted around quickly. His hand clasped the small of his back as he tried to run down the hall. He looked a little awkward at first, but I gave chase. He rounded a corner, and then went out the door. I was too slow following him, and he was gone. “Damn.” I muttered wondering what I had seen.
That December, Christmas came and went and I had a lovely time. What was better was that school didn’t start up until the weekend after new years, so I had much time to myself. Unfortunately, circumstances surrounding my “Clark” mystery were growing less and less in my favor. I received an unmarked envelope addressed to me on the day after Christmas. At first I was very cautious about the sender. I had heard about the anthrax scare in Congress and I was afraid the same thing would happen to me. I took the letter outside, and opened it very slowly. I peered into the letter hoping I wouldn’t be stricken fatally ill. There was no anthrax inside. Instead, there was a letter, comprised mainly of cut and pasted letters from a magazine. I still remember the text, “We really need to talk about something important. Meet me at the Guild Brothers Café on Oak Street tomorrow at 11:00. I’ll be waiting.” I looked at the signature and I couldn’t believe it. It was Clark’s handwriting.
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The next day at eleven I walked through the glass door to the Guild Brother’s Café. I looked around for Clark, hoping I would have seen him. “Would you like some lunch?” a voice rang out from behind me. Indeed Clark was sitting at a two-person table with one empty seat. And for once he was talking to me.
“No thanks.” I said calmly, “I already ate.”
“Thank you for coming, Gabe.” Clark said as he sat back in his seat, “You can sit down, you know.” He motioned to the seat.
Before I sat I tried to get one last glimpse of his belly. Indeed, it was flat, mostly like I had remembered him being. “Where to begin?” He said as he leaned forward on the table, “After all, we haven’t talked in a while.”
“You haven’t.” I said half-accusingly, “I have.”
“I apologize.” Clark said, “I do admit I have been a little distant these past few months.”
“Try years.” I said, “I don’t think I’ve heard a full sentence from you since eighth grade.”
“I haven’t had reason to.” Clark said, “Besides, what’s done is done. I’d rather get back in touch with you now.” He spoke as he sipped his tea that was sitting in front of him.
“I don’t think it works that way.” I said, “Friendship requires constant maintenance. When I thought you were gone, I moved on. When I saw you were back I tried to incorporate you into my life again, you shunned me. You’ve shunned everyone at one time or another.”
“Then I’d like to get a fresh start.” Clark sipped his tea again, “If you’ll be so kind as to allow me.”
“Fine.” I said, “I’m more than willing to let you redeem yourself.”
“Great.” Clark leaned forward again, “Now, where to begin?”
“How have the last three years of your life been?” I asked sardonically.
“Absolute hell.” Clark said, “And I didn’t even want it to be this way.”
“You’re talking in riddles.” I said as I shook my head, “I can’t understand you.”
“Fine.” Clark said as he looked at his watch, “I have ten minutes left before my ride comes. I suppose I better say what I need to say.”
“Indeed.” I said, “I’m anxious to hear.”
There have been a lot of rumors floating around about me.” Clark said very matter-of-factly, “Have you heard any of them?”
“Yes.” I said.
“Any about my mother’s profession?” Clark asked again.
“There’s one going around that says she’s a government worker.” I said, “Is that true?”
“Yes.” Clark admitted very cautiously.
“That she works for a top-secret biomedical research bureau.” I said, “Is that part true too?”
“Yes.” Clark said, “Even that part.”
“How top secret?” I asked.
“So much so that the President doesn’t even know we exist.” Clark said, “Only a few people in the Department of Health and Human Services know about us, and they’re sworn to silence. We’re doing groundbreaking research there.”
“We?” I asked.
“I work there too.” Clark said, “Specifically I work in the Personal Reproductive Examination Group. PREG for short.”
“What type of reproductive research?” I was very nervous that he felt comfortable sharing this with me, but I kept listening.
“Human.” Clark said, “We do very-“ he paused, “controversial work with genetic engineering.”
“I see.” I said back, “That is quite controversial.”
“So, you see,” Clark began, “our scientists engineer a set of chromosomes for a human being, and then that human is created.”
“Born the natural way?” I asked, “That sounds like it takes a lot of effort.”
“You’d be surprised.” Clark said, “Our top scientists have found a way to make pregnancy last only two andhalf days, and be almost painless to the carrier.”
“How do you know?” I asked.
“Because I’m the carrier.” Clark said. I was drinking at the time and I spat out all my drink on the floor out of surprise.
“You?” I asked, “You can get pregnant?” I was simply astonished.
“That’s my job.” Clark said, “The week after I turned fourteen my mother offered me a chance to work with her company. My job was simple: for just two days, carry an embryo to term. I did that, but I was not used to it happening, and I wanted to never do it again. But I was drawn back, and every alternate weekend I’ve been going through a two-day pregnancy.”
“But you’re not equipped for the job.” I said, “Biologically, I mean.”
“It doesn’t matter.” Clark said, “Our embryos are engineered to be extremely potent, that they can grow everywhere.”
“And only you do the carrying?” I asked.
“Not just me.” Clark said, “Every week that I have off, a man named Doug Welch takes over for me. He’s a young ex-CIA man who also volunteered to carry the embryos for the program.”
“Can I meet him?” I asked.
“Unfortunately, he ran into some-“ Clark was fumbling around his word choice, “-problems.”
“What kind of problems?” I asked.
“I’ll be honest.” Clark leaned forward in his chair, “He was kidnapped on a peacekeeping mission to Libya. Now the Government there is holding him for ransom, and it may be some time before we get him back.”
“That’s awful.” I said as I sipped my water.
“It’s really bad for us, because this little stunt has offset research and development.” Clark said, “They’ve asked me to temporarily do a pregnancy every weekend, instead of every other weekend.”
“That’s a lot of work.” I said.
“True.” Clark replied, “And I have reason to believe that my body won’t be able to handle the workload. I fear it’ll be too much for me.”
“Don’t you have a relief?” I asked, “Some sort of safety net?”
“That’s why I needed to contact you.” Clark said, “Gabe, I want to be very serious about this, would you consider being pregnant for two days alongside me next weekend?”
Again, I spat the water out of my mouth. I couldn’t believe I was being offered this, “Are you serious?” I asked, “You want me to be your replacement?”
“Temporarily.” Clark said, “I offered your name to the researchers, and they’re very interested in seeing how other males handle a pregnancy.”
“You can’t be serious.” I said.
“Really?” Clark asked. He turned around and pointed to a man in the street who wore a suit with dark sunglasses who was standing next to a black SUV with tinted windows. “You see that man over there?”
“Yes.” I said looking at him from across the street.
“That man is there for two reasons.” Clark said, “If you accept he’ll offer you a ride home, and if you decline, he’ll blank your memory of this event and you can continue on with your regular life. You have a choice, Gabe. We only have two minutes before we have to go. What is it?”
I remember staring at the man out there, and seeing how threatening he was. I only God knows what memory-blanking would have felt like. My conjecture was that it was very painful. And plus, I knew Clark. He was an old friend. I didn’t want to let and old friend down. So I turned around and looked Clark directly in the eyes. And I remember very clearly saying, “I’ll do it.” I would never have guessed what I had gotten myself into.
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I was driven home that night in that very same dark SUV. Clark dropped me off in front of my home, and then drove away without another word. It’s hard to recall what happened that night, but I remember I had to tell my mother I would spend a “Weekend” with Clark. She was very surprised to hear from him again. She said I could, but warned me not to do anything stupid. I worried that I already had. I just hoped that what I had agreed to do wouldn’t leave me very regretful of the next few days.
So, I thusly packed everything I would need for a pregnant weekend. I packed several polyester shirts that could expand gracefully with a growing belly. I only brought elastic-waistband shorts and sweat pants. I didn’t know whether to bring a sleeping bag or not, but I knew it may be uncomfortable with a pregnant belly.I left the house on December 27th, with no idea what to expect later.
I arrived at Clark’s house with the address he left me. I could see he now lived in a very secluded spot. The house was so far off the road that I could stand on the front porch and scream at the top of my lungs, and nobody in the street would hear me. It must have been a mile off the road. His house was nice; it had a good three stories on it, and lots of room. It was colored faded beige, and it looked like the outside hadn’t been maintained well. Of course, if the owner works for a top-secret organization, nobody can spend too much time around.
I walked up to the house and rang the doorbell. I could see a security camera pointed directly at me from above the door. I looked into it and waved. Finally, after what felt like an eternity, Clark’s mother opened the door. She looked much as I remembered her, but definitely not as jubilant. She looked at me and frowned. I tried to smile, but the scene felt too ominous. “Gabriel DeRienzo?” she asked, “My gosh, you’ve grown up.”
“Thank you, Ms. Mackenzie.” I tried not to forget my manners, “I was invited by Clark?”
“Yes.” She said, “Come in, we were expecting you.”
I walked into the house. Indeed, the front parlor was quite large. It was adorned with a large chandelier that hung twenty feet over my head. The whole room was decorated with a neo-classical feel, especially in the artwork. Framed painted portraits adorned the walls, and there was even a four-foot tall marble sculpture aligned along the back wall. Whatever Clark’s mother’s salary was, it must certainly have been a lot.
“Clark!” his mother called out, “Gabe is here!”
“Coming mom!” Clark called out from the upstairs.
“He’ll be right with you.” She said, “May I take your… sleeping bag?”
“Is there a problem?” I asked holding up my sleeping bag.
“You won’t be needing that.” She said, “We have plenty of comfortable beds. You can use the room next to Clark.”
“Thank you, Ms. Mackenzie.” I replied.
“For heaven’s sake!” she laughed through her nose, “You can call me Evelyn.”
Thank you, Evelyn.” I nodded.
Clark came rushing down the stairs and came over to greet me. I had with me my backpack with everything I would need inside. He nodded at me, and looked a little more amiable. “I’m glad you could come.” Clark said, “Thanks again for doing this.”
“It’s no problem.” I said, half implying that it may have been a problem, “You have quite the beautiful house.”
“Thank you.” Clark replied, “We were thinking of getting it remodeled.”
“It’s beautiful the way it is.” I said.
“Let’s go upstairs.” Clark said, “We’ll go to my room, and I’ll brief you on the whole operation.”
“Sounds good.” I said.
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I went upstairs to his room and sat on is bed. From over in the corner he grabbed two black plastic suitcases. On one his name was printed, on the other my name was printed. He gave me mine, and he opened his. I struggled with the combination lock on it. “The combination is 6534.” He told me. I opened the case.
Inside I saw an array of gadgets. The first one was a cylindrical tube with a conical end. It was clear, and filled with fluid. The second was a small orange bottle, filled with pills. The third object was a syringe that was capped off, but had clear fluid inside. The last gadget looked like a small computer monitor, which had a weird apparatus on the back.
“Let me fill you in on all you’ll need to know.” Clark said. He picked up his large tube inside the suitcase. It was the tube with the conical endpoint. He had his own. He held it up by the back. “This is the beginning and end of the operation. You can’t see it, but floating in this tube is the genetically modified embryo. You inject it through your anus. In about three hours and a half hours, the embryo implants and the pregnancy begins.”
He then reached and pulled out his orange pill bottle, “This stuff is also key.” He said, “This is the chemical that gives our pregnancy the kick it needs to be so short. Immediately after you inject the embryo, take one of these pills. If you don’t your pregnancy will last nine months. With it, it lasts seventy-two hours.”
“Only three days?” I asked.
“Yes.” Clark said, “Usually about a half-hour less.” He put away his pill bottle. I took the syringe out and examined it. I took the top off and looked at the needle. Clark looked back at me, and suddenly looked distressed.
“Careful with that! Careful with that!” he said, “That’s sabithol!”
“What’s sabithol?” I asked.
“It’s poison.” Clark responded. I was very quick to cap the needle again and put it down.
“There isn’t enough in there to kill you.” He said, “If you injected it you might get really sick, but you wouldn’t die.”
“Then what’s it for?” I asked.
“Worst case scenario.” Clark said, “If you’re discovered, or your life is threatened by the pregnancy, you inject the sabithol directly into your belly. It goes straight to the baby, kills it and flushes it out.”
“What?!” This astonished me, “Why have this?” I was very frightened by this.
“In case you’re discovered or if you develop preeclampsia, or if you have one of any number of death scenarios.” Clark said, “It’s a last resort, and be very careful with it. In my three years of doing this work, I’ve never had to use sabithol. Put it away.”
“I already have.” I said, “I never realized how serious this is.”
“I don’t think we’ve ever had to use sabithol.” Clark said, “But keep in mind, it’s only there as a formality.”
I pulled out the small computer monitor. It looked like an oversized touch-screen cell phone. It was pitch black, and so was the monitor. I switched it on. “That’ll be your life for the next three days.” Clark said, “It’s called ObstetriCam, or ObCam for short. Place it anywhere on your body, and it can give you immediate real time updates about the pregnancy and fetus.”
“Really?” I asked.
“The pregnancy moves so fast that you’ll have to keep up with minor changes in your body.” Clark said, “ObCam will do that for you. It measures your vitals, your weight gain, body mass index, you name it. It’ll be your computerized doctor.”
“Okay.” I said, “Is this all I’ll need?”
“For now.” Clark said, “It should be.”
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After dinner that night a middle-aged man wearing a lab coat greeted us. He came to the house and was seated right next to us on the couch. Clark was there, and so was Evelyn. I sat right next to the man, who called himself Dr. Boris Kolenkhov. He was definitely Russian. I remember to him lecture to us about his great scientific strides, and when he introduced himself to me and talked about the progress they were making in biosciences. I didn’t understand a word, but Clark and Evelyn seemed to enjoy it.
“And yes, thanks to science, our wildest dreams may soon be our wildest realities.” Dr. Kolenkhov spoke with a moderate accent. “It’s all a matter of time now.”
“How true.” Evelyn nodded, “How true indeed.”
“Well excuse me for being long-winded.” He said, finally ending his lecture. Dr. Kolenkhov turned to me and said, “Now, you are… Gabriel, right?” he struggled with my name.
“Yes.” I said, “I’m the new applicant.”
“Fantastic.” He said, “If I didn’t already tell you, I’ll be your reference during the course of your pregnancy.”
“Thanks.” I said, “So if I have questions-“
“Pose them to me.” The doctor said, “I’ll be here to help you.”
“Dr. Kolenkhov started the whole program.” Evelyn said, “He’s quite a genius.”
“Genius is an overstatement.” He said being modest, “I had so much help over the years.”
“He invented the accelerated pregnancy.” Evelyn said, “It was something previous generations never thought possible.”
“Yes well,” the doctor started, “it was only a matter of time.” The doctor then sipped from his glass. He drank what appeared to be champagne. “Now then.” He said, “It’s almost eight o’clock. It’s time we get this experiment underway.”
The two of us went up to Clark’s room and brought down our briefcases. We both opened them and took out our large tubes, and our pill bottles. We both took out one of the white pills. Clark pulled down his pants, and exposed his backside. He took the tube and made sure the tip was fastened securely.
“Gabriel,” Dr. Kolenkhov started, “have you ever added any fluid to your rectum before?”
“I think he’s new at this.” Clark said, “You ever had an enema, Gabe?”
“No.” I said, “I’m completely new at this.”
“Very well.” The doctor said, “I’ll inject the embryo. Once you do this over and over, you’ll be able to do it yourself.”
“I’m hoping this will be a one-time experience.” I said.
I pulled down my pants and let doctor Kolenkhov see my naked rear end. I felt a little weird when he spread apart my cheeks. “On three.” The doctor said, “One…two…three!”
I felt the plastic cone nozzle insert into my rectum. Slowly, but surely the fluid rushed inside. I could see Clark was doing this by himself. “Now take the pill.” The doctor said.
I took my pill and my glass of water. I swallowed it as quick as I could. “Very good.” The doctor said, “You took it rather painlessly.”
“That’s it?” I said “Now what?”
“Now you wait.” The doctor said, “In about three hours you’ll both be pregnant. From there, everything takes its normal course.”
“Well.” I said, “It’s going to be hard to sleep tonight.”
“Indeed.” Clark said, “With all the activity in your body, you won’t be able to sleep.”
“What?” I asked.
“Your body won’t allow you to go to sleep after the embryo’s been injected.” Clark said, “It’s working to hard to make sure it implants. Try and sleep tonight, and you won’t be able to. Your body won’t allow it.”
“Great.” I said, “No sleep during pregnancy?”
“You’ll be able to sleep.” Clark said, “But only after the pregnancy starts. Most likely after midnight.”
“Good.” I said, “Stress relief is what I’ll need the most.”
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Four Hours Later…
I sat diligently at my computer. I had brought my laptop in the eventuality I had gotten bored. This was one of those moments. I just sat there, waiting for my body to change.
Suddenly, I could feel something. It wasn’t anything good, and it came from the pit of my stomach. Originally I thought it was nothing. Then I could hear a growl, and an unpleasant sensation from my stomach. I tried to ignore it. A few minutes later, my stomach growled again, and the sensation got worse. I felt myself grow nauseous. Carefully I got out of bed, hoping that standing up would ease the pain. Instead, I made myself dizzy, and the nausea didn’t stop growing. I then ran to the bathroom next door, and hurried to the toilet. I bowed my head over the bowl, and let my dinner go right into it. After I was finished heaving, Clark came into the bathroom. He was holding a box of crackers, and eating one.
“Morning sickness.” He said, “You really are pregnant.”
“No good.” I said, “I still feel awful.” I rubbed my aching belly.
“Have a little of these.” Clark offered me some crackers. I began to nibble on a few. “They ease the nausea.”
“Thanks.” I said.
“Have a little dry toast in the morning.” Clark said, “That really helps.”
“Great.” I said, “Now that I’m pregnant, what else can I expect?”
“Be careful about your mood.” Clark said, “It has a tendency to swing now that the hormones are taking effect.”
“Okay.” I said, “What else?”
“Expect dizziness.” Clark said.
“Already have it.” I told him.
“You’ll have a strange metallic taste in your mouth.” Clark said, “You’ll start feeling bloated, you’ll most likely get some cramping, cravings, a strong need to urinate, fatigue, and some skin changes.”
“Wow.” I said, “I have a lot to look forward to.”
“I congratulate you on your first time.” Clark said, “Now get some rest, you’ll need it for the day tomorrow.”
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Ten hours later…
I awoke at about ten in the morning that day. I remember climbing out of bed and being very cumbersome about it. I still felt extremely tired, but I knew I wouldn’t be able to sleep. I trudged downstairs and looked at the breakfast table. Clark was already there eating toast. Just the smell of it triggered morning sickness again.
“Just have some.” Clark said to me, “You’ll really feel better.”
“Maybe later.” I said as I sat down.
“Suit yourself.” Clark said.
“I feel really weird right now.” I said, “Just so, bizarre.”
“That’s the pregnancy hormones taking effect.” Clark said, “It’s your body’s way of communicating to itself that it’ll be having a baby.”
“Why did they have to get males to do it?” I asked, “Why couldn’t they have gotten women?”
“Dr. Kolenkhov isvery particular about those kinds of things.” Clark said, “When he found out the embryo could even implant in a male, he had to test it. He found his subject, and successfully impregnated him. I came next, and you’re third.”
“Who was the first?” I asked.
“Doug Welch.” Clark reminded me.
“Oh, right.” I said, “Libya.”
Clark just kept on eating, “And I think the guys at the agency are hoping you’ll return.”
“Fat chance.” I said, “I don’t even know why I agreed to this in the first place.”
“It grows on you.” Clark said, “As it grows in you.”
Clark began to finish up his breakfast, “I tell you, once you’re through with this, you’ll have a ton of respect for your mother.”
“What happens to the babies when they’re born?” I asked.
“Dr. Kolenkhov takes them.” Clark said.
“And then what?” I asked.
“I don’t even know.” Clark said, “He never told us.”
“Don’t you think he should tell us?” I asked, “They’re our children.”
“They’re not our children.” Clark said, “The embryos were grown in a lab in Toledo, and shipped off here. We’re just surrogates for them.”
“Without the pay.” I said.
“Come on.” Clark put away his breakfast dishes, “Let’s calibrate your ObCam.”
It turned out the ObCam calibration was a nearly painless process. I say “nearly” because it did involve a little pain. You see, it had a to poke a needle a little bit into my arm. But I did see that it was really brilliant. It told me my body temperature, pregnancy weight gain (which was hardly anything), all my vitals, and provided a simulated computer-generated real-time image of the inside of my “uterus”. It was quite a genius little computer. I placed it back in the suitcase and let it sit there. I would need it later.
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At about four o’clock Clark’s father walked through the door. He was on a business trip, and had just came home. “I’m home!” he said in a very loud, and somewhat displeased voice.
“Hello dear.” Evelyn came from the dining room. She hugged him lightly and kissed his cheek nonchalantly. It seemed like she wasn’t excited. “How was your trip.”
“Productive.” He said, “Clark! Are you home?”
“Yeah Dad!” Clark shouted from upstairs, “I’ll be with you in a minute!”
“Evelyn, is he currently…” Clark’s father’s words faded as they came out of his mouth.
“Yes, dear.” She said, “Eight o’clock last night.”
Clark’s father sighed, “How many times is that now?” he asked, “It must be eighty.”
“It’s his eightieth.” She said, “I’ve kept track.”
His Dad turned away from her to grab his bags, “Evelyn, how long are you going to put him through this?” he complained, “He’s still young.”
“That’s the point.” Evelyn said, “He’s a perfect candidate, because he’s young. His body isn’t broken down by age.”
His father kept looking away, “You know, I don’t know why I put up with this.”
“It’s only until he goes off to college.” She said, “It’s not bad for him.”
“Yes, well I still don’t find it appropriate that he should have to go through-“ Clark’s father stop when he saw me. He instantly recognized me, “Gabriel!” he smiled and went to shake my hand, “My apologies. I didn’t realize we had company!”
“Thank you sir.” I said.
“How are you today?” he asked.
“A little sick, to be honest.” It was true. Morning sickness hadn’t quite passed from me yet.
“I’m sorry to hear that.” He said.
“He’s going through the same thing as Clark, Gerald.” Evelyn said, “He knows about us.”
“He-“ Clark’s father looked alternatively at Evelyn and back at me. He looked very surprised. He went back for his baggage and began to storm upstairs, “Good Lord, Evelyn!” he continued, “How many boys will we suck into this quagmire?”
“He volunteered!” she said, “And it’s only temporary.”
“Temporary or not, it doesn’t make it right to biologically alter every young boy that walks through that front door!” the father said, “Now please, I have clothes to put away.”
The two of them walked upstairs and Clark came down. He looked rather normally at his father as he passed by in the opposite direction. “Not a very big fan of your mother’s work, is he?” I asked.
“He hated the idea from the start.” He said, “He thinks I’m being forced to do this for mom.”
“But you’re not.” I said.
“That doesn’t make it right, according to him.” Clark said, “Make no mistake, he’s a really nice guy, but-“
“But what?” I asked.
“He’s pretty anal when it comes to my mom’s work.” Clark said, “Just ignore him if he gets off on a tangent about it.”
“Fine.” I said, “If it’s for the better.”
“It is.” Clark said.
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It was 7:30 PM that night. I remember very clearly what happened. Morning sickness had just about stopped altogether. I started wearing my polyester shirts, now that I knew my pregnancy was going to expand. Still, I hadn’t detected any belly growth.
I was in the kitchen going through the freezer. I noticed that the house had several jars of dill pickles in the refrigerator, and several tubs of strawberry ice cream in the freezer. I know it was so cliché of pregnant women, but I needed one of those. I made myself a plate of three whole dill pickles, and a bowl of ice cream. Casually I dipped the pickles in and began my craving-induced feast.
As I was eating Clark came into the room and spied me. I felt very self-conscious of myself all of a sudden. Clark came in and almost smiled when he saw me. “It’s okay.” He said, “I keep a whole clutch of the stuff here for a reason.”
“It tastes awful.” I said, “I just can’t get enough.”
“I feel a bit hungry myself.” Clark began making himself the same snack. “How do you feel now?” he asked.
“Like a million bucks.” Was my reply, “I feel like I can do anything.”
“It’s not all bad.” Clark said, “You’ve basically entered the second trimester.”
“Hm?” I asked, “Already?”
“It’s not that hard.” Clark said, “You see real pregnancies are measured in weeks, not months like everybody thinks. So a normal pregnancy lasts around forty weeks. Now considering that our pregnancies last three days each regular week is equivalent to one hour and forty-four minutes for us.”
“Okay.” I was having trouble following.
“And now that we’ve been pregnant for twenty-three and a half hours, we’ve passed the 13 week mark that heralds the second trimester.” He clarified.
“I’ll take your word for it.” I said as I bit down on a pickle.
I saw Clark giggle for a moment and his head turned away, I could see a smile on his face. God, I hadn’t seen that side of him for three years. “You’re smiling.” I smiled back.
“I guess I am.” Clark giggled back.
“That’s rare.” I said, “You actually look happy!”
“Don’t make a federal case out of it.” His smile was becoming a laugh.
“I just feel like laughing right now.” I said, “I just need to.”
“That happens.” Clark breathed out, “The second-trimester generally feels like the best one in pregnancy.”
“Really?” I asked, “How will I feel?”
“Bouncy, radiant, joyful…” Clark began, “You see the first trimester is just riddled with morning sickness, and the third trimester well, you’ll be too big to move anywhere, so the second trimester’s the best part.”
“Great!” I said, “You’re right I just feel so alive right now.”
“Too bad.” Clark said, “You’ll be sleeping through most of it.”
“Oh.” Clark said, “That’s kind of a bummer.”
“Set your alarm for eight tomorrow morning.” Clark said, “You’ll be able to catch the last few hours of the second trimester.”
“Okay.” I said, “I’ll do it.”
“Come here.” Clark beckoned me upstairs, “I want to show you something.”
I followed Clark upstairs to the bathroom. He shut the door, turned on the lights, and took off his shirt. “Take yours off too.” He said.
I did as he said. We both looked at the mirror. He placed his hand on his belly. I could see his had already made a slight paunch. “Feel it?” Clark said, “You have one too.”
I looked down at my belly. Indeed, it was beginning to protrude. I could see my belly stick very lazily out from my normal flat abdomen. “That is something.” I rubbed it. I just stared at my pregnant belly in the mirror.
“It just gets bigger from here.” Clark said.
“How much?” I asked.
“You ever have seen a full-term mother with a really round stomach?” Clark asked, “Ever see one of those really pregnant ladies?”
“Yes.” I said.
“You’ll look like that.” Clark said, “About the same size.”
It was eight o’clock when the alarm in my room went off. I lumbered lazily out of bed to turn it off. The moment I did, I could see Clark was already in my room. “Welcome to the halfway point.” He said.
“What?” I wiped my eyes in order have them wake up.
“Look at your stomach.” He said.
I could feel my belly had expanded more, and that I was growing more and more pregnant. “It’s the halfway point.” He said.
“What do you mean?” I asked.
“Our pregnancies last seventy-two hours.” He said, “It’s been thirty-six hours as of now. We’re both at the halfway point.”
“My belly feels really weird.” I said, “Probably the change in shape.”
“I know.” Clark said. He lifted up his shirt and exposed his baby bump, “I’ve got it too.”
“Great.” I said, “What’s for breakfast?”
“Come down and I’ll show you.” Clark said, “Oh, but before I forget, remember to use your ObCam this morning. Dr. Kolenkhov is coming by later to check your measurements.
Indeed I did just that. I placed the ObCam on my arm. It poked me for a split second and then I looked at the screen. I saw my information. “Body temperature: 99.2°F.” That was high normal. But I did my reading. High body temperature was normal for pregnancy. Now if only I could put up with the god-awful sweating. “Blood pressure: 120 systolic, 69 diastolic” It was low-normal. Again, common for pregnancy. “Weight gain, 12 pounds” again, perfectly normal. I was now measured, and all set to have breakfast. I had one more quick peek at my belly in the mirror, and I marveled at it.
As I walked down the stairs I could feel a little breathlessness in me. I knew that I couldn’t rush, now that I was pregnant. So I did exactly as the pregnancy book I read the previous night said. Just bend down, and wait for the sensation to subside. I knelt down on the stairs and gripped the hand railing. I kept making deep breaths until I was caught up with myself. I promptly headed down the stairs afterwards.
I came down and Evelyn and Clark were both in the kitchen. They were both getting breakfast ready. I walked over to the breakfast counter. I sat down in the chair. Clark looked at me and frowned. “No, no.” he said walking over to me. “Sit up straight!” he said.
I did so just as he told me. “There.” He said, “You don’t want back problems later in life from this, do you?”
I smiled as I knew he was right.
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T=Every one of us had a good breakfast that morning. I remember I had pancakes with fruit on them. Normally I hate fruit on pancakes, but with cravings, I couldn’t say no.Suddenly we heard a knock at the door. Evelyn went over to it. She turned around before leaving the kitchen and said, “You boys stay right here!” she was very stern about it.
She opened the door, and a tall man with white hair stepped in. He was rather old, I would have guessed about sixty, he wore a tailored three-piece suit, and he didn’t look pleased at all. “May I come in, Evelyn?” he asked.
“Of course, Will.” He invited him in.
“Okay, now where is he? I need to talk to him.” Will said.
“Gabe!” Evelyn called out, “Someone’s here to see you!”
I walked very shyly into the front parlor. I was a little nervous to be seen in my state. “Don’t be nervous, son.” He said, “I won’t bite.”
That didn’t encourage me much at all. I walked slowly over to him and he eyed me very curiously. “So you’re our new agent.” He said, “If I may use that term.”
“With all due respect sir,” I said as politely as I could, “I was just hoping I’d make this a one-time thing.”
“Yes, well that’s quite alright.” He said, “You might as well test it before passing judgment, no?”
“I guess.” I mumbled.
“Now I was a little concerned that you didn’t fill out your A3I forms.” He said, “Am I mistaken?”
“No sir.” I said casually, “You’re not.”
“Of course.” He said, “Well I suppose your pink RY-5 forms will take care of-“
“I didn’t fill those out either.” I said.
“But surely you made a 6U-Beta request form, right?” he asked.
“I didn’t fill out anything.” I said, “I just showed up and got pregnant.”
He looked very frustrated. I could see his face turn a little red.“Thank you.” He said, “You may go now.”
I went back into the kitchen but I could still hear what was being said. “Evelyn, I want to know where you got this boy from!” he said.
“He was one of Clark’s old friends.” Evelyn said, “We invited him to do this.”
“Just like that?” he asked, “You thought that was okay?”
“Isn’t it?” she asked back.
“No, it’s not!” Will was very upset, “There is a certain amount of bureaucratic procedure here! Do you expect to suddenly take a boy off the street and ask him to have a baby for the government?”
“We needed a replacement!” Evelyn said.
“I don’t care about replacements!” he said, “I know circumstances didn’t seem good, but we’re working to get Mr. Welch out of Libya as we speak. I have top men negotiating with the leaders right now. Couldn’t your little experiment have waited a few weeks?”
“Not at the rate we’re going.” Evelyn said.
“What’s going on?” I heard Dr. Kolenkhov’s voice as he came down the stairs. He went over to Will and Evelyn. “Will? What’re you doing here?” the doctor asked.
“I’m wondering why yesterday I got a phone call from one of your students saying that we have an unsolicited pregnant teenage boy at this household!” Will’s face was cherry-red now, “How do you justify this?”
“We needed an intermediate during our research.” The doctor said, “Gabriel knowingly volunteered as that intermediate.”
“I don’t care about volunteers!” he said, “This isn’t about altruism! We have a safety net we need to uphold! We have to make sure that everything done in our laboratories is done with top efficiency and quality. Frankly, I fear that not having information about this Gabriel hinders that.”
“He is a very good candidate.” The doctor said, “I trust him.”
“I don’t care what you think!” Will said, “You two are running on a short leash. If I hear anything bad, of even the slightest mishap happens, I’m ordering that sabithol into his belly before anything really bad happens.”
“Sir, we’ve had accidents before, but everything turned out alright in the end.” Evelyn said.
“If anyone gets wind of this, or if anything goes wrong, your little operation is finished!” Will was extremely harsh with them, “Understood?” he asked.
“Yes sir.” Evelyn and Kolenkhov said.
“Good.” He said as he stormed out. Evelyn and Kolenkhov both looked at each other rather depressed, and then they turned around. They saw that both myself and Clark were peering in through the doorway.
“What do you want?” she asked sort of rudely.
“Nothing mom.” Clark said.
“Then go find something else to do.” She ordered us. And just like that, with complete worry and regard for what we had just seen, we did just that.
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“What was that all about?” I asked Clark while we were sitting in his room, “Who was that guy?”
“My mom’s boss.” Clark said, “He’s the one who gets the funding for their experiments.”
“He seemed real mad about my being here.” I said.
“Of course.” Clark said, “He’s a control freak. He needs to control all aspects of whatever my mom and Kolenkhov do.”
“He seemed mad that I hadn’t filled out forms or anything like that.” I said as I leaned back on his bed.
“Just typical government business.” Clark said, “He just wanted to know if you had any inherent diseases or conditions that would have been harmful to the pregnancy.”
“I don’t.” I said, “Don’t they take me at my word?”
“Not when he’s the boss.” Clark shook his head.
“Geez.” I said, “Well, I mean we only have a few hours left. What else is going to happen?”
“Don’t ask that.” Clark said, “I did once and it jinxed me badly.”
“Really?” I asked, “When did you say it?”
“During one pregnancy last year.” Clark said, “I mean, I had gone through so many already. This one was typical. I just stay at home, eat nutritiously, and pump out a unit, and then move on with my life. That’s how it had always been. So one time I just asked myself, ‘What could go wrong?’”
“Did something go wrong?” I asked beginning to smile.
“Oh yeah.” Clark smiled to as he was working on his computer.
“What happened?” I asked.
“Someone tried to kill me and my mother.” Clark said so casually.
“What?!” I sprang up from the bed, “Someone tried to kill you?!”
“Oh yeah.” Clark said without even looking from the computer. I was amazed how he thought it was no big deal. “Some guy hired a sniper to try and take me out. Fortunately, the guy couldn’t aim. He missed, and fell out a six-story window straight to the ground.”
“Holy Lord!” I was so surprised, “Just like that?!”
“Yeah, it’s nothing.” Clark said almost like he was trying to sound humble.
“It’s something!” I said in complete astonishment, “You could have died!”
“His scope was crooked.” Clark said, “We were okay.”
“But still!” I said, “If he had aimed a little better you could have been dead!”
“Hey.” Clark turned away from the computer and looked up at me, “Do you want to succeed in life?”
“Yes.” I said normally.
“Do you want to go far in life?” Clark was raising his tone.
“Yes.” I said bringing my volume up to match his.
“Do you want to actually move forward with your life, and be able to have a good future?” Clark was almost shouting.
“Yes!” I shouted back.
“Then stop thinking about what could have happened and start thinking about what did happen!” Clark was very serious with me. I could see his emotions pierced him for a moment. “Every minute you spend thinking about what could have happened is a moment where you’re living a fantasy. Concentrate on the real world, and save your efforts for the real world. You’ll work a lot more efficiently that way.”
“Fine.” I said quietly as I sat back down on his bed, “If it’s so important to you.”
“Just because some lazy, fat-ass excuse for a sharpshooter missed my mother and I by fifty feet and then tripped out a window, we don’t have a Federal case.” Clark said venomously, “So be rational, and just keep going forward.”
I sighed. “Okay.” Said quietly. I just rubbed my belly and watched Clark as he continued to work furiously on his computer.
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By 3:00 PM Clark and I had gotten hungry, and decided it was time for another pig-out on ice cream. We both went down to the kitchen and grabbed two small tubs of strawberry ice cream. We declared a toast to the events of the past few days, and then began to eat the ice cream. It was exactly what I needed at the moment. I could feel the coldness go down my throat as I shoveled more and more.
Suddenly, I felt my stomach move. At first I thought nausea had returned, but it was something different. I still felt hungry, but I could feel a motion in my stomach. Suddenly I realized I had felt the baby’s first kick. It felt like a fluttering inside me. I placed my hand on my abdomen to feel it further. “Hey Clark!” I said, “Feel this!”
He rushed over to me, but his tenseness went away when he saw what I did, “It’s kicking now, isn’t it?” Clark asked.
“Yes.” I said, “It feels so weird.”
“Yeah, I’ve felt it too.” Clark said, “I guess I’ve grown to not notice it.”
“Well, it’s special to me.” I said.
“I know.” Clark sat down, “It was special to me the first time too.”
“Was your first time any different from mine?” I asked.
“Very different.” Clark said, “I complained about everything. Backaches, stomachaches, shortness of breath, varicose veins, faintness, you name it. I just couldn’t take it.”
“When did you grown numb to it?” I asked.
“It was a process.” Clark said, “It took about six or seven pregnancies, but I got used to all of my previous complaints. But the birth a year before I got used to it.”
“Birth?” I asked. I realized at the moment I had no idea about how the baby came out.
“How does one like me give birth?” I asked, “I’m not biologically equipped.”
“The baby comes out the same way it goes in.” Clark said, “And considering it’s your first time, it’s going to hurt.”
“What?!” I asked, “I can’t give birth through my ass!”
“Calm down.” Clark said, “Physically you can’t do it alone. That’s why Kolenkhov is there to help you.”
“That’s not very comforting.” I said.
“He’s got the tools for the job.” Clark replied, “You know that tube that the embryo originally came in?”
I nodded in reply. “It doubles as a vacuum pump.” Clark said, “Kolenkhov will stick it in your rectum, turn it on, and glide the baby out smoothly.”
“Smoothly.” I said, “So it doesn’t hurt all that bad?”
“Not for me.” Clark said, “But my first time I was in excruciating pain.”
I could feel my stomach drop at those words, “And me?” I asked.
“Probably the same thing.” Clark said, “But listen, it only hurts for about a day. We’ve got pain meds available. All you need to do is say the word and we can put you out for the whole thing.”
“Really?” I asked.
“Yeah.” Clark said. He went back to eating and smiled, “But then again, where’s the fun if you’re out for it?”
I chuckled nervously. This was not helping my confidence. But casually I sat down and started eating again. I raised my head to ask Clark another question. However, I was nervous because this question was quite personal. “Clark?” I asked. He raised his head, “I need to ask you something, well, candid.”
“Okay.” Clark said not knowing what I meant, “Go ahead.”
“I’m not trying to pry or anything.” I said, “I just need to know if this is also happening to you.”
“Fine.” Clark said, “Ask anything.”
“Okay.” I took a deep breath, “Are you experiencing any changes in your… say personal area?”
“What?” Clark asked.
“Do you have any physical changes, in say…” I felt so awkward asking this, “Reproductive organs?”
“Huh?” Clark asked again.
“I mean, the predominate one that defines the male gender…” I hoped he would catch on.
“My penis.” Clark said.
“Yes.” I said glad that he got it, “Do you have any changes regarding its, um… consistency?”
“Do I have an erection right now?” Clark rephrased my question.
“Yes.” I said.
Clark smiled and nodded. “You too?” I asked, “Like, since yesterday?”
“It’s the hormones.” Clark said, “They change your libido around and they change your body with it. Pregnancy actually increases sex drive, and that makes our pregnancy one constant boner.”
“Seriously?” I asked, “I was hoping I wasn’t sick.”
“Not sick.” Clark said, “Pregnancy provides you with a constant erection so you can do it at any time. It blows ‘Viagara’ out of the sky.”
“And is the sex any better?” I asked, “You know, during pregnancy?”
“I don’t know.” Clark said, “But I bet it would be amazing.”
“Wow.” I said, “That is something.”
“That is something.” Clark said, “But don’t tell anyone we had this conversation. Dr. Kolenkhov likes to pretend that this doesn’t happen.”
“Sure.” I said as I got back to eating.
“Just control yourself.” Clark said, “And no tight pants.”
“Got it.” I replied.
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I remember on that day it was 5:00 PM as the sun was setting. After all, it was December 29th. The solstice was only a week ago. Nights came early in this part of the world. I remember that I was no the equivalent of 25 weeks pregnant. In a few hours, I would be in the third “trimester” as it were.
I was upstairs just calmly reading in bed when I heard the doorbell ring. I first just waited and ignored the bell. I thought someone else would go get it. I heard the doorbell ring again. I looked around. Nobody was moving. There was no hustle to get the door. I moved delicately out of bed and looked down the hall. Clark had decided to take a nap only a few hours ago, and I remembered that Kolenkhov and Evelyn were out on official business.
The doorbell rang again. I began to hustle downstairs (as fast as I could in my pregnant condition) and look at the door. I couldn’t see anyone through the door because it was made of solid mahogany. I walked over to it. I tried to look out the windows, but they were made of crystallized glass and the curvature made it difficult to see at the angle I wanted to. So very courageously, I opened the door.
On the other side I saw a young man. He must have been about twenty-five, to thirty years old. He had a light beard, and wore glasses. He was dressed very darkly, and had a hat on. At first I thought I had let in a burglar.
“Oh I’m sorry!” he said politely, “I thought Evelyn lived here! Goodbye!” he began to frantically walk away.
“Wait, wait!” I said, “She does live here I can deliver your message to her!”
“I’m sorry!” he continued to walk away, “It’s a very private work-related matter, it’s for her only!”
“I’m involved in her work!” I thought it would be best to tell the truth. Suddenly he came back to the door.
“My apologies.” He said, “I hear the cantaloupes are doing well this year.”
“Are they?” I was a little confused at what he was asking. He just stared at me expectantly.
“Yes?” he asked.
“What?” I asked back.
“Oh nothing!” he said, “I was just commenting on the weather! Well, I must be off!”
“Wait, don’t you have a message for Evelyn!” I asked.
“Only for people who work with her!” he said, “It’s no joke!”
“But I do!” I said, “Look!” I lifted up my shirt and exposed my visibly pregnant dome. The man saw it and his eyes grew wide. He rushed back to the door a second time.
“My apologies!” he said as he poked my pregnant belly, “I didn’t realize you were the replacement she was talking about in her, well, studies.”
“Yeah.” I asked, “Say, what was that whole cantaloupe bit?”
“Secret code.” He explained, “If anyone comes to the door and says, ‘I hear the cantaloupes are doing well this year’ you say, ‘Are they? I was going to pick them at low tide tonight.’ That way whoever’s talking will know that you’re involved with Evelyn.”
“Then what’s the message?” I asked.
He looked around on both sides, “I don’t have much time.” He said, “I came down from the bureau to inform Evelyn that we have reason to believe that there’s a traitor in our ranks.”
“A traitor?” I asked.
“Yes.” He said, “Someone tried to sell off one of our experimental results at a private auction. We don’t know who it is yet, but we’re informing everybody to stay on their toes.”
“Do you have any ideas?” I asked.
“We ruled out most of her staff.” He said, “I can’t give you specifics, but we know someone is trying to sabotage the operation.”
“Why?” I asked.
“One of two reasons.” He said, “Either someone wants to make a lot of money, or incite biological warfare.”
“Really?” I asked, “That serious?”
“Very serious.” He said, “Just be very wary of anyone who acts suspiciously. Report them to Evelyn and she’ll get to me, got it?”
“Yes sir.” I said.
“Good.” He said, “Goodbye.” He hurried away from the door, and was off in an instant.
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6:45 PM…
The next big event in this case was dinner. Dinner at first seemed absolutely ordinary. There were only the five of us. Dr. Kolekhov ate with Evelyn and Gerald, while even though we were at the same table, we were in our own world. Of course, that was until after the meal, when Kolenkhov brought up his “wonderful idea”.
“You know something?” Kolenkhov began to speak, “All these years I’ve hoped I could add to humanity’s understanding of science and nature, but I’ve spent the last few years doing research without benefits.”
“Definitely no benefits in what you’ve done.” Gerald said sarcastically.
“That’s enough, Gerald.” She said, “What do you mean, no benefits?”
“All this research,” Kolenkhov said, “We haven’t improved one life yet.”
“That takes time.” Evelyn commented.
“We have the capability to do it now.” Kolenkhov said, “And I could publish our work and we’ll have helped.”
“Some people aren’t ready for what we have to offer, Boris.” She said, “The world isn’t ready for it yet.”
“She’s actually correct, Boris.” Gerald said, “I don’t think the world is ready for pregnant teenage boys just yet.”
“We’ve done so much more!” Kolenkhov said, “The boys only provide the initial material we need. We’ve developed vaccines, helped cure thousands of strains, we’ve worked for the could of mankind.”
“But our methods will be called into question.” Evelyn said, “We can’t jeopardize everything we have by exploiting it.”
“But the people will see that in modern medicine the ends justify the means.” Kolenkhov said, “It doesn’t matter how many lab rats we go through, just as long as we have a cure at the end.”
“And they’ve done a wonderful job.” Kolenkhov said. I hardly paid attention to what he was saying, “All I’m saying is that we let our research go.”
“What do you mean, Boris?” Evelyn asked.
“Maybe, if the public doesn’t want it, we can sell it to the highest bidder.” Kolenkhov suggested. Now my head perked up. I remembered the man at the door about two hours ago. He said that the traitor wanted to do just that.
“If pharmacies got a hold of our cures, we’d have helped mankind the world over!” Kolenkhov said. He was sounding suspiciously like the traitor. At the moment I gave him the benefit of a doubt, but I had an inkling he was up to no good.
“That still doesn’t mean the world is ready to hear about our research methods.” Evelyn said, “And besides, you heard Will today. He’s red with anger over the whole thing. There will be a time later, I promise.”
“Yes, when I’m dead and gone.” Gerald muttered.
“Okay.” Kolenkhov said, “If you think it’s that important, we can wait.” I had no intention of believing him.
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9:00 PM at night…
It was getting very late for me. I was already fatigued, and my feet were starting to get sore. I figured that a single three-day pregnancy wouldn’t give me varicose veins, but it seems I was getting them anyway. I was standing too much.
I knew it was time for me to head off to bed. So I made my way over to the bathroom to brush my teeth for the night. After only a few seconds of brushing, I saw I was bleeding from the gum. This distressed me at first, but again, this was normal. All of these bizarre symptoms were normal, given my case.
That’s of course when I heard Dr. Kolenkhov’s voice. I could hear him talking downstairs. The funny thing was there wasn’t anyone downstairs. Clark had already gone to sleep, and his parents were both upstairs in their room. What was he doing up?
I finished brushing my teeth and went over to the staircase. I crept down the first few steps, and then peered over the dark banister. In the darkness I could see Kolenkhov talking on the phone. He looked very frantic, “Well do you know what it is?” he asked, “It’s very valuable.”
I wondered why he was talking on the phone in the dark. I listened to hear what he said,
“Yes, it’s in good condition…pristine, actually…” he kept talking, “And we have buyers?”
Now I was very suspicious. He was selling something. “Good.” He continued, “Did they name an asking price yet?... Well, it’s worth waiting for… When they see it, it should sell for no less than a hundred and fifty thousand… Yes, yes. I have it all locked up.”
$550,000? I began to think. His unique data might have been worth that sum. “I don’t remember where it is… wait! Yes I do. You know in my office? …. Yes, on the side of the wall?... There’s a picture of Ernest Rutherford… There’s a safe behind the picture… Yes, it’s a combination lock… did you find it?... No?... It’s on the back wall. You found it?... The combination is 18… 7… 35… You have it?... Inside there should be a manila folder…You have it? Oh, thank heaven. Our buyer would have been very upset if it wasn’t there. Guard it with your life… Yes, it will reshape the world… Yes, of course… Just do me one favor. Don’t mention this to Evelyn when she comes in tomorrow. I’d like this to be my little, secret… Yes, thank you. Goodbye.”
There was no doubt in my mind anymore at that point. Kolenkhov was going to betray us all.
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Next Morning, 8:00 AM…
I awoke after a long night, very worried about what I had seen. I was afraid that Kolenkhov really did mean what he said. Would he really sell out our data and expose us al of sudden? I knew I had to expose the traitor. It had to be sooner instead of later.
All those thoughts dissipated when my hand drifted down my midsection. I could feel the dome of my belly take its shape. Underneath my shirt I felt the curvature of pregnancy. I uncovered myself to take a look. I was right. I was huge. I tried to move, but I wasn’t awake enough to move the massive weight on me. Instead, I reached for the ObCam that was sitting on the table next to me. My arms could barely extend that far. I grabbed it, and placed it on my arm. I looked at the monitor as it analyzed me. “Weight Gain:” it read, “28 pounds”. Again I was doing just fine. I wasn’t overweight, nor was I underweight. I was doing okay. I kept reading, “Week Equivalent: 33 weeks, 2 days”. That was a little scary to me. I was almost nine months pregnant. I would be ready to have this baby soon.
I jostled myself out of bed and rubbed my eyes. I sat there at the edge of the bed cradling my belly. This was the moment I fell in love with pregnancy. I pressed on my belly, and could feel the fetus and the liquid shift around. It felt so magical the first time. It was a shame how I could never reproduce that same feeling later.
I hobbled downstairs with my hand pressed firmly against my back, which was aching for some reason. I could see Clark was already downstairs. He smiled when he saw me. His belly looked akin to mine. “Good morning.” He said.
“Morning.” I replied. “You had breakfast already?”
“I’m about to make it now.” Clark said, “How’s pancakes sound?”
“Delicious.” I sat down, “I feel like I could eat a whole army’s worth of food.”
“That’s normal.” Clark said, “The third day you’re always the hungriest.”
“Why’s that?” I asked.
“Well, your baby needs energy to go through such a frantic birth.” Clark said, “That way, it’s recommended that you have somewhere between 8,000 and 10,000 calories in food.”
“That’s ridiculous!” I said, “That’s enough calories to last you Monday through Friday!”
“It requires effort.” Clark said, “They say you’re eating for two, but not if you’re developing as fast as this baby is. No, more like you’re eating for two thousand.”
“That’s insane.” I said, “My body won’t be able to process that many calories.”
“Oh don’t worry.” Clark said, “You’ll eat 8,000 calories and you won’t even notice it. It happens to me all the time.”
Clark finished cooking and handed me a stack of what looked like ten pancakes. I looked up to him almost looking disappointed. He smiled at me, “You’ll finish it.” Clark said, “I’d be surprised if you didn’t.”
I began eating. Strangely enough, I was finished in just fifteen minutes. I stared down at my plate, and looked back up looking guilty. Clark looked at me and laughed. He was making his own ten pancakes right there.
“Good morning, boys.” Dr. Kolekhov came down.
“Morning, Dr. K.” Clark said.
I just clenched my fists and stared at him. “Are we excited that your babies are coming today?”
“Just as thrilled as always.” Clark said.
“I mean for Gabriel.” Dr. Kolenkhov pointed at me, “It’s his first!”
“I know.” Clark looked at me and grinned, “He’ll enjoy it.”
I just looked away and pretended not to be there. “Well, I’ll be in the living room if you need me.” Kolenkhov said as he left.
Clark then proceeded to sit himself down next to me at the table, and eat his massive mound of pancakes. “Clark.” I said quietly, “Clark!” I was whispering.
“What?” Clark asked rather loudly.
“Sh!” I said, “I don’t ant Kolenkhov to hear us!”
“What, are you paranoid, or something?” Clark asked.
“Just be quiet alright!” I was using a loud whisper. Clark wasn’t fazed by this. He was just eating. “I have something secret to tell you.”
“What?” Clark asked like it didn’t matter.
“It’s about Kolenkhov.” I said.
“Mm-hm.” Clark still kept eating.
“I think he’s a traitor!” I whispered. Finally, this statement made Clark stop eating. He sat back up and looked at me.
“What on Earth makes you say that?” Clark asked.
“Some guy who worked with your mom came to the door yesterday. I knew he was secret because he said some sort of code phrase.”
“I hear the cantaloupes are doing well this year?” Clark recited.
“Yeah.” I said, “That one.”
“Okay.” Clark said, “He’s legit.”
“He told me your mom’s project had a traitor in the ranks.” I said, “I think it’s Kolekhov!”
“That’s a little presumptuous.” Clark said, “Do you know how many pregnancies he’s helped me through? Do you know how many illnesses he helped me overcome? Do you know how many deliveries he was there for me?”
“It’s not like that!” I said, “The man at the door yesterday said that traitor tried to sell your mom’s research to the highest bidder.”
“So because he talked about releasing his data at dinner, you think he’s the traitor?” Clark asked suspiciously.
“Not only that!” I said, “I heard him talking on the phone last night. He said he was trying to sell something for half a million dollars!”
“Like what?” Clark asked.
“He said it was in a safe in his office.” I said, “And he said not to tell your mom.”
“You’re full of it.” Clark said.
“I swear I’m telling the truth!” I said.
“I believe you.” Clark said, “There’s just millions of explanations for what you saw.”
“I tell you, he’s a liar!” I said.
“Just go upstairs and get some rest.” Clark said, “Your head needs working on.”
“Fine.” I mumbled. I knew deep down Kolenkhov was a traitor who had to be exposed. I just didn’t know how to prove it.
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At 12:40 PM, I could officially say I was full-term. This was the thirty-six week equivalent. At thirty-six weeks I could go into labor at any time, and say the baby came to term.
I remember, at this time I was examining myself with my shirt off in the bathroom. I was looking over my belly in the mirror. I hadn’t been there since Clark first showed me my curve two days ago. I had grown a lot since then. My belly was huge, and soccer ball-shaped. My navel had popped out since the pregnancy started and I was fully expectant.
My skin was so taut that it felt a little itchy. But I admire the belly. There was no stretch mark in sight. How could there have been? They didn’t have enough time to develop. My abdomen was still firm, despite being filled with a huge sac of amniotic fluid.
I could feel the baby move. I saw little bumps, and movements on the top where his feet were. I felt the kicks, and rubbed at each point. I then placed both hands on the front of my belly and rubbed up and down. This was the most soothing motion. This helped me relieve myself the most.
Suddenly the urge to urinate came at me again. After all, it was the third time in the past half-hour. I could tell my bladder didn’t like being squished by the shape of a uterus in me.
After I was finished, I could hear Kolenkhov’s voice again. I knew he was up to no good. I heard the doorbell ring, and he volunteered to go get it. I made my way over to the stairs as fast as I could, and peered over them, like I did the previous night. Kolenkhov opened the door, and there was some person he knew on the other side. I had never seen this person before, but I knew Kolenkhov knew him. “Here’s what you needed.” He said as he handed Kolenkhov a manila envelope. “I found it in your safe.”
“You’ve done well, Max.” he said as he peered inside, “Is that all of it?”
“It should be.” The man said, “It’s a full array of all the documents.”
“Did you call our buyer?” Kolenkhov asked, “Did you tell him I had the papers?”
“I did.” The man said, “He said he was very interested in learning all he could before making is purchase.”
“He better make it fast.” Kolenkhov said, “$350,000 is a lot of money, and it won’t be long before Evelyn notices these are gone.”
“What will you do if she finds out?” the man asked, “You know, that you’re selling all this?”
“She won’t like it at first.” Kolenkhov said, “But soon she’ll see this is for the good of us all.”
“I understand sir.” The man said, “Goodbye.”
Kolenkhov shut the door and I went upstairs. I knew it, Kolenkhov was endangering the whole project for money and power. Time was of the essence. I needed to stop him before he did something we all would regret.
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6:30 PM…
I entered the final hours of my pregnancy. This was very scary for me. Out of seventy-two hours, I had already experienced seventy-and-a-half of them. This frightened me. I was ready to go at any minute. I watched the clock as it ticked away towards my immediate, painful, and quick labor.
I also was keeping an eye on Kolenkhov. I knew he had hidden the manila envelope somewhere around the house. I just needed to find it. I looked in desks, drawers, on tables, under papers, in almost every room in the house. I couldn’t find the papers.
The baby twisted and turned in me throughout this whole time. It could feel it was ready to be born, and I knew it just as well. I kept trying t soothe it from the outside, but it was no use. It was getting ready to start contractions. I wondered if Clark felt the same way.
Suddenly, I was at the front door, when Kolenkhov and Evelyn came right through. “Just another day at the office.” Evelyn said.
“What do you mean?” I asked.
“There are rumors of a traitor.” She said turning to Kolenkhov, “Someone trying to sell our data.”
“I wonder who would do such a thing?” my eyes turned to Kolenkhov as I knew exactly who would.
“We need to keep you boys safe now.” Kolenkhov said, “That’s what I plan to do.” I didn’t believe a word he said.
“You boys should stay on the bottom floor.” Kolenkhov said. “That’s the best place to give birth, and once your water breaks, you will be almost-immobile.”
“You should do that.” Evelyn said, “I’ll get Clark too.” She went upstairs and I just stared down Kolenkhov. He tried to smile at me, but I knew his sinister motives. He just walked away, pretending to comport himself with an air of honesty. I knew deep down he was a cold-blooded traitor.
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Ten minutes later Clark and I were seated both on the couches in the living room. I was passing the time stroking my belly and trying to get some sleep. Clark was doing the same thing reading his book. Suddenly I heard a rumbling come from the room. I looked as Clark put his book down and rubbed his belly. I could hear almost the sound of his stomach growling. He patted his belly and looked at me. “It’s time.” He said nonchalantly. “Call my mom.” He said sounding almost in pain.
“Evelyn!” I called out, “Clark’s getting contractions!”
Both Evelyn and Kolenkhov filed down the stairs. “Time already?” she asked. “Clark, are you okay?”
“Just dandy.” Clark said in between deep rehearsed breaths, “Get the tube and wait a while.”
“Kolenkhov, get his suitcase.” Evelyn said. Kolenkhov ran out of the room. I watched as Clark gripped his belly and breathed violently through each contraction. I didn’t know how I was going to do it later. Evelyn coached him, just like she’d practiced.
Thirty seconds after Kolenkhov left the room all the power went out. All the lights went down, and the room was dark. “The traitor!” Evelyn said, “He’s found us!”
“It’s Kolenkhov!” I said, “I know for a fact!”
“Gabe?” Clark grimaced as he rubbed his belly, which I assume was in searing pain, “Haven’t we gone over this before? Kolenkhov is good!”
“No1” I said, “I saw him exchange a secret manila envelope with one of his aides! I saw him have someone break into his safe for him! He’s trying to sell his data! I heard him say it!”
“When?” Evelyn asked, “When did you hear it?”
“Earlier today!” I said, “the data’s in a manila envelope around the house! I saw him have it!”
“That explains why the data at work was missing today.” Evelyn said, “Kolenkhov has betrayed us!”
“How could he do it?” Clark asked.
“I’ve returned!” Kolenkhov came back in, “Strange, how the power just went out. Luckily, I have what we need.”
“Traitor!” Evelyn shrieked as she tackled him to the ground, “You tried to sell us out!”
“What?!” Kolenkhov was furious, “Never!”
“I saw you with the envelope!” I said, “Don’t deny it!”
“You were a good friend, Kolenkhov!” Gabe aid in between contractions, “How could you do this to us?”
“I did nothing.” Kolenkhov said, “Let me go! I demand you stop!”
“Not until you tell us where the data is!” Evelyn screamed. In a fit of fighting, the envelope fell out of Kolenkhov’s coat pocket. I grabbed it and held it up!
“I have it!” I shouted, “I have the data!”
“No!” Kolenkhov shouted, “What are you doing?! That’s private!”
“I have it!” I shouted again. I tore open the top of the envelope and looked at the pages with what limited light I had. I could clearly read the words on the top of the pages.
My eyes changed from pride to embarrassment with just looking at the words at the top. For at the top of the first page, printed in large black bold letters, instead of “confidential laboratory work” were the words “Title Deed”.
“What is this?” I flipped through the pages, “This isn’t lab work.”
“It’s private!” Kolenkhov told me very sternly, “You should not be looking at this!”
“What’s going on, Gabe?” Evelyn released Kolenkhov.
I kept flipping through the papers. There were several large photographs of a large white house taken from different angles. I could see numerous forms, each one written in a language I did not understand. Kolenkhov got up and snatched them from my hand. “I’ll have you know that was private business!” Kolenkhov said “I’m selling my house in Belarus.”
“Wait, what?” I asked.
“I have a house in Belarus that I’m selling because I am never there anymore.” Kolenkhov said, “I needed my assistant Max to fetch the deed from my safe.”
“But why did you say not to tell Evelyn?” I asked, “What was that about?”
“Well, because I’m selling my house, the only place I can live now is here.” Kolenkhov said, “And I was not sure she approved of that.”
“It doesn’t matter, Boris.” Evelyn said, “As long as you’re with us, you can live anywhere you want.”
“But the power?” I asked, “Why’d it go out?”
“I don’t know.” Kolenkhov said, “I was on the third floor when it did.”
When he spoke, I saw a large black shadow enter the room from a dimly lit corner. “The traitor!” I screamed.
Kolenkhov and Evelyn jumped on top of him and restrained him. The lights flickered back on and I could see who it was. “It was Will, their boss who had come to yell at them the day before.”
“Will?” I asked, “You’re the traitor?”
“Of course.” He said, “What do you think this was all about?”
“Why did you do it?” I asked, “I thought you were with them!”
“I needed the money.” He said almost ashamed, “My wife has incurred an enormous gambling debt, and I needed a good fix while at the same time doing my job. I thought I could just sell the data and be done with it.”
“Where’s the data?” Evelyn asked, “Give us it.”
“Here.” Will reached into his jacket pocket and handed a folded set of papers. Kolenkhov took it and read it over, “This is it.” He said, “It’s over.”
“No it’s not!” Clark shouted as he was nearly in tears, “I’m ready to push now! I’m still in labor, remember?”
Kolenkhov and Evelyn rushed over to Clark. Both Evelyn and me gave Clark physical support, while Kolenkhov put the tube inside Clark’s rectum. Kolenkhov then pressed the tube, and Clark began to wail. He was really in pain. Kolenkhov Pulled the tube out, and found that the baby’s head was on the end of it. Kolenkhov b]pulled the rest of the body out.
While all the commotion was happening I didn’t notice that my water had broken too, and now I was feeling the effects of the first contractions. I was now incapacitated on the couch. Kolenkhov cut the umbilical cord very quickly off of Clark’s baby and then moved to help me. This time I had both Will and Evelyn’s support. I couldn’t hear anything around me. The event was so traumatic.
Clark was left to squeeze out the placenta while Kolenkhov positions himself to do the same thing he did to Clark with me. I could barely feel the tube go up my rectum, compared to the enormous pain I felt with every contraction. When the vacuum was engaged, that’s when the pain became unbearable. I was crying as the large mass moved straight out my backside. It felt like the most painful things I ever had to pass.
Only a few moments of this were necessary. After enough time, I felt the baby, and consequently the placenta slide right out of me. Feeling completely weak and frail, I flopped on the couch and breathed really heavily. Clark was already there too gasping his heart out. Kolenkhov proceeded through the cleanup procedures very quickly, as Clark and I passed out on that couch that night.
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Because the baby was needed for Kolenkhov’s research I never saw it. Kolenkhov had taken it to be raised by his assistants just like every other. Clark was used to this. He was normalized to this weirdness. I couldn’t take it though. It was that stressful.
The next day Evelyn drove me home, with all my belongings on hand. I remember s I walked through the door of the house. I was walking strangely, because my backside was still sore from the birth, and I could barely talk I had so little energy. My mother and father as well as my two younger sisters were very worried about what happened to me, but I assured them it was nothing. (Although I did wish I could have told them about the pregnancy). I just passed my time as normal, and just pretended as if nothing happened.
But I could feel something inside of me eating away at me. I knew I wouldn’t be the same after this. When I went back to school my friends all thought I had changed. I knew I did. It wasn’t as fun to hang out with them anymore. But I did see eye to eye with Clark more. I did end up talking to him. One by one, my old friends faded, and I made new ones, but nobody was as close to me as Clark was. That was just a very good relationship.
I didn’t go back, at first. I didn’t ant to. Something about the searing pain at the end made me not yearn to be pregnant again. But I knew that something was off. Something had changed inside of me. Something wasn’t whole as long as I wasn’t doing this. So in only three months, at the end of February that next year, I began doing the weekend pregnancies again. I had to. There was nothing else to fill the void of what I was missing.
It seemed that Evelyn’s department was perfectly willing to have me back after agreeing to leave. I guess they really needed a second person. After all, Doug Welch was still in Libya. And he would be in Libya for the next twenty years. When the government finally found him, he didn’t want to go back. So, in that time I became his permanent replacement.
We helped Kolenkhov expand the program to more and more males over time. At first the program included just Clark and I. Then we had a new guy join the group. And after a while it was just one after the other of pregnant men willing to join. I promised myself I would only be back until my High School graduation. That was a lie. I kept doing the pregnancies all through college, through my twenties, after I was married… in fact, I kept doing these pregnancies for thirty years. After I was forty seven years-old though, it just wasn’t safe anymore. But my belly had stretched so much over the years, I looked pregnant as-is.
Clark stayed in the program longer though. Maybe until he was about fifty-three? Gosh, I could barely remember. He was Kolenkhov’s right-hand man, though. He helped every man who entered the program get acclimated, and he helped Kolenkhov with all the data. When Kolenkhov retired, Clark was named chief researcher for over six hundred men in the program. Clark was he chief researcher for his entire life, when he died at fifty-six from pancreatic cancer.
Now I’m in charge of the program, which has since gone public. Even after all our disease research had gone through, our most popular discovery was male pregnancy. Once that became public, men around the globe got pregnant just the way we did, except it was now safe to go a full nine months. I’m the only person who was originally on the project who’s left. Evelyn died shortly after her son did. Kolenkhov died from Yellow Fever after doing some work in Colombia. Will disappeared one day almost forty-four years ago. We never heard from him again. So it’s definitely been a long time since the first day Clark asked me to join the program, but can still remember every detail. I suppose that’s the moment in life that really stuck with me. After all, who else could boast such an opportunity that was given to me?