Eric had just arrived for what he considered a completely unfair detention for falling asleep in science class, running and wheezing for breath into the classroom when he realized that his teacher hadn’t arrived yet. He flipped on his ipod only to discover that his battery had completely drained sometime after lunch. He scanned around the ancient looking wood paneled classroom in vain hope of finding something to help him out, but he couldn’t see anything. Sighing and sinking down into the nearest chair, he did however hear something. Following an unmistakeable whirl and buzz, he dig around a large table at the back that he’d never noticed before, past lamps and vials, and under a stack of newspaper, to find a computer in the corner that looked like it hadn’t been touched since the early 80s. His heart momentarily sank at its outdated monitor, but incredibility he almost immediately saw a usb outlet. He’d whipped out his cable and ipod before he even knew what he was doing, and plugged it in.
Too slow to react, he wasn’t able to cancel the computer’s request to sync, and even had he not, Eric glanced around to see that he hadn’t noticed the lack of keyboard or mouse. His hopes were now dashed, surely he’d lose all music he had on there, defeating the entire purpose of trying to find power.
He turned around and looked at the front chalkboard to see that his teacher had left him a hasty message telling him that he had had to run to a meeting, and to consider his punishment dealt with (assuming he had shown up to see the message). If he hurried, he’d still be able to catch the bus, so Eric unplugged his ipod, grabbed his bag, and ran out the door.
He looked down at the ipod, and was surprised to see that it now had a full charge, and all his music intact. He thought it was probably a bug, that indicator screwed up a lot of times if he didn’t restart, but he tested it out and saw that it did in fact now have a charge. He ran to the front door of the school only to skid to a halt as he saw the buses all pull out of the parking lot and down the dirt road.
“Fuck,” Eric muttered. The high school was in the middle of nowhere, and by the time he even walked to the main road, the late buses would be just arriving to pick up students who stuck around for after school activities. It made more sense to just find a place to sit and play video games and wait the hour and a half it’d take.
He trudged upstairs to one of the art studios that he knew would be empty, planning to play a game or read one of the new magazines he’d just picked up, when he saw on his ipod an app that he’d definitely never downloaded. Curious, he clicked it, and was amazed to see his name and what looked like a series of stats with a slider above each. Descriptions were written in a strange font, or maybe even a different language, he wasn’t sure, but the whole interface looked cool to him, so he started poking around.
After a couple of minutes, Eric’s head started feeling really funny, and his body weirdly achy. His shirt, which was loose over his lanky frame, was starting to pull around his shoulders and chest, and his skinny jeans were feeling funny in the crotch and butt. His skin felt like it was buzzing. He put the device down and went over to one of the full length mirrors, gasping at what he saw.
He looked older, taller, his skin more firm than his previous soft youthful tone, and the facial hair he’d been waiting for his entire life was scruffy (and suddenly very itchy). His bone thin arms were now very muscular, like a skater’s, and his legs and butt now more than adequately filled out his pants. His slender shoulders were now broad and rounded, leaving him with a chest that looked flat and powerful. His legs felt itchy down to the bone, aching, and his pants were now several inches too short. Somehow the app he’d mess around with was actually affecting his body in the real world!
He picked the device back up to try to make sense of what he’d done. He saw a setting for what must be his age, and it now looked like it was set half past 18. His weight had gone from 125 to 160, and, looking back at the mirror, he saw that he’d also grown from 5’9 to just over six feet tall. He felt incredible, and saw that not only were there physical attributes, but what looked like ones for intelligence, dexterity, speed, and other things he couldn’t yet make out. A bar at the very top, unlabeled, now appeared empty.
He popped open his jeans to look at his semi hard penis, which was definitely much bigger than it had been, and his larger, hairier balls, that were barely fitting in his small briefs. In fact, all his clothes felt one or two sizes too small. Just then, Jessica, a senior student and head cheerleader, walked in.
“Oh, well... HELLO there, Eric. What’s that you have there?”
Eric froze, petrified at having been caught, and not knowing where to even begin to explain what happened to him to others.
Jessica laughed at his obvious embarrassment. “TRUST me, you’ve got nothing to be ashamed of there. You’re still coming to that party tonight, right? Come on, all the other grade 12s are going to be there!”
Others? Could it be that the app not only affected his body, but reality? Was he actually in grade 12 now? Did everyone think he’d always looked like this? “Uh... yeah, yeah, of course.” Eric had no idea who’s party it even was or where, but he wasn’t about to let on. Until 20 minutes ago, he’d been such a clueless loser that he’d sort of deluded himself into thinking that there were NEVER parties, ever.
“Great! But, uh,” her eyes got coy, “it’d be a shame to let this opportunity just go to waste, wouldn’t you say?”
Eric didn’t even know how to begin to answer, and hadn’t, even as Jessica lowered herself down to her knees and pulled Eric’s pants down the rest of the way, springing his now rock hard cock free and taking it into her warm mouth. Eric moaned, taken completely by surprise, and was eternally grateful that he didn’t immediately explode in her mouth. He’d never been with a girl before, had barely touched a girl before, and to have this happen with literally no effort on his part was so fantastical that in a million years he’d never have been able to imagine it.
She expertly tongued, stroked, sucked, and rubbed his penis for what seemed hours, her two hands gently cupping his new firm butt, before Eric, his one hand on the back of her head, the other on his own, warned her he was about to cum. He rocked his hips and groaned as he released, his knees almost buckling. He sank to his butt and panted, letting the waves of emotion and endorphins wash over him. “That was incredible. Thanks!”
Jessica smiled and wiped her lips, “It’s no problem. It was definitely my pleasure,” she said as she reached over and playfully stroked his nipple, causing him to squirm at the tickle.
He laughed, suddenly awkward again, “Is there... uh... something I can do for you?”
She smiled again, “Oh, definitely. Just be sure you come tonight, we’ll figure something out.”
Eric sat in stunned silence as she got up, wiped the corner of her mouth with her finger, turned on her heel and walked out the door. The reality that he was sitting half naked on the floor of a classroom with a slack jaw suddenly dawned on him, and he sprung to his feet and stuffed his new dick back into his pants. This was amazing, he thought, an entirely new body to explore! And one that others wanted to too, to boot.
Eric couldn’t wait to play around with the device some more, but didn’t want to risk being walked in on again. He ran out of the classroom and rounded the corner to the boy’s washroom. It being on the third floor, there was very little chance that any of the few guys in the school would happen to walk in, seeing as even during school hours it was hardly ever used anyway. He scrolled through the menu as he paced, not wanting to undo any of the changes that had given him his gorgeous new looks, but not being able to help thinking that there were still even more ways to improve it. He’d always wanted slightly wavy hair, different eye colour, better teeth... The possibilities were endless! He saw that the bar at the top was now once again full, so he began to cautiously make new changes, waiting for signs of change, and then proceeding again.
In twenty minutes, he had a new haircut, jet black hair, a nice, hairy broad chest, steel blue eyes, and dazzlingly white teeth. He was admiring his new reflection when his heart started pounding and his palms got sweaty. He looked down and saw that he’d accidently been leaning against the counter on his phone, causing the screen to scroll down right to the bottom. He hadn’t been down this far before, and so had no idea what the bars had looked like before, let alone what they were for.
Intense pain suddenly rocked his core, and he squeezed his eyes shut as he tried to gasp for breath. He banged his knees together and doubled over, barely able to stay standing, but thinking it might actually be better to lay down lest he hurt himself. He thought he was fine to move, but his body was now stiff and his head swimming, and so he collapsed onto his side, squirming in a futile effort to get the pain to stop. He felt like his body was on fire, and so as the pain in his abdomen began to fade, he struggled out of his tight shirt, now damp with sweat. He looked down at his chest, worried that he was having a heart attack and cluelessly thinking that it would give him some hint as to what was going on. His large pecs just twitched as each wave of pain hit him.
After a few minutes, the fire inside him seemed to be fading, but his crotch now felt like it was in a vice, and someone was slowly squeezing it. As the pressure on his balls grow, Eric didn’t feel the escalation in pain that would normally follow. He felt like things were shifting, moving, and touching in ways they shouldn’t. It felt as if someone were using two pencils to shove his balls up into his cavity. He unbuttoned his jeans and kicked them off, and pulled down his boxers. His moans turned to yelps of horror, as he watched what little of his testicles shrink into his body, leaving an empty scrotum behind. The hair fell off as it began to fold itself into his body, and he felt the super sensitive skin invert. He frantically pulled at his now shrinking penis, trying to get it to stop following. But it was useless, the saggy skin kept falling through his fingers no matter how hard he held on, and he felt the sensation of his dick fade away inside him. The feelings of pain began to fade away as Eric lay weeping on the bathroom floor, his pounding heart eventually slowing down and yet still thumping hard.
He wasn’t sure how much time had passed before he got to his feet. He was now naked, drenched in sweat and shivering, and as unlikely it was that someone should find him, he began starting to try to think logically about his next move. He couldn’t stay in here forever. Still, he turned to take stock of what had happened. He stood up and judged himself in the mirror.
Damn he was hot now, Eric thought. He still had his new body, his amazing new cut figure, his Hollywood hair, his piercing blue eyes, his perfect teeth and perfect facial hair. Less noticeable, but still present, were whatever changes he’d made to his brain. He picked up his phone, already expecting but hoping not... but yes, they bar at the top was now greyed out again, empty.
He knew his eyes were avoiding it, but he had to look. His 9 inch thick flaccid cock had now definitely been replaced by a vagina. A nice vagina, but still... it wasn’t exactly something he’d ever been interested in having. It almost blended in, the hair on his stomach mixing in perfectly with his new pubes. He cautiously touched it, feeling a tingle in his legs and a flutter in his chest. He shuddered a little at the touch and then looked back up, laughing at the situation a little. Besides the change in genitalia, he told himself, he was still more of a man than he’d been that morning. And hey, with everything else that had already happened, it wasn't like he wouldn't be able to figure out a way to fix this.
He gathered his clothes and decided to walk home.
He sat in his room and wondered about his next move. Obviously, he wasn’t stuck with this vagina. With all the other changes he’d been able to make, he couldn’t go back to his previous ways of thinking and decide this was permanent. And yet, the bar on the phone was still greyed out, and it the walk home had taken three times as long as the time between last recharges. He began to wonder if this was a two time thing, or if not, maybe this was something that ended at midnight, or... His mind was racing and the stress was starting to freak him out and cause him to tear up. His parents both wouldn’t be home until well after 10, and by then, he might be a basketcase. Not that he was about to go to them with this anyway.
Eric heard voices outside the window and thumping music, and got up off his bed to go look, grimacing at the absence of the usual sensation of his penis and balls moving as he stood. He didn’t know if he’d ever get used to the sudden reminders, but he hoped he didn’t. His legs just felt too dang close together now.
He looked out the window to see a large group of students he knew disappearing into the house. The party! He’d been such a loner that he’d forgotten that one of the most popular guys in school, Seth, lived just across the street. He must be the one having it.
He was out the door before he wondered if what he was doing was exactly smart. He left his phone behind, he didn’t want to lose it our have it stolen, and ran across the street. Anything to get his mind off this though...
Jessica was just walking down the stairs with Seth’s hand in hers as he came in, and she smiled at him. This whole ‘not-an-outcast’ thing was still new to Eric, and he took him a second to remember to smile back, and he forgot that he didn’t have to be suspicious as to why he was being acknowledged at all.
She dropped Seth’s hand and crossed the room to him, and whispered in his ear, “Grab a drink, I’ll meet you upstairs,” she smiled coyly. Eric locked eyes with Seth, who was now standing across the room glaring at them. “Are you with Seth?”
“And what if I am?”
Eric’s mind raced, not ever having been put in this situation before. Jessica’s hand was rubbing his butt (he still wasn’t used to how firm that was now) and was slowing making its way around to rub his...
“F—Uh, I don’t know if that’s such a great idea!” What else wasn’t so great an idea was the fact that a girl, who was dating the most popular football player in school, had invited him over to said football player’s house, and he’d accepted... AND managed to forget that he now had no penis to even follow through if he’d wanted.
“Oh, RIGHT, are you calling me a slut??”
“Who—whaaa? What? No! Where did that come fro..” Eric put his hands up and startedbacking away from her, half happy for the chance to get away from here.
“Is there a problem here?” Seth had somehow suddenly materialized next to Eric
“Yeah, you bet there is! This asshole is calling me a whore!” Jessica shouted, venom flying. Eric stammered. He’d been here for less than two minutes, and he was already well on his way to being even LESS popular than he had been this morning. He began to realize though that there was pretty much no way he was going to get out of this without at *least* a black eye. All he could hope for was that he wouldn’t get hospitalized (for more reasons than one)
“Ho, hang on there, I didn’t imply anything, I just didn’t know how to respond,” Eric’s mind was reeling, and his primary instinct was to get the hell out of the house. It might be paranoid and it might not, but he was suddenly very worried about losing his pants, and the fact that seemingly everyone in school was now looking at him, that’d be embarrassing even if he DIDN’T now have a vagina. Greek-God body or not, there was really no recovering from that.
“Alright, that’s it...” Seth yanked hard on Eric’s arm, and this morning he would have easily gone down, but he ended up just following Seth upstairs, being held by the scruff of his neck.
“Where are we going?”
“Nevermind, EVERYONE, just get back to the party, I’ll be right back, I’m just going to have words with my... FRIEND here.”
Eric was sweating, he really had no idea where else this day could go.
Seth closed the door to his room. “Now look, if you’re going to use that thing, you’re going to have to be a lot more careful than that. Work on your tact and all, girls are going to be throwing themselves at you now all the time, and these teenaged ones are emotional balls of crap!”
Eric blinked, “Wha... what?”
“That!” Seth pointed at Eric’s crotch
“Oh, you don’t have to worry about that, I’ll be more careful next time. Can I please go now?” Eric covered his crotch with his hands and stared straight back at Seth. No use letting him notice his lack of a bulge with Seth staring straight at it.
“No no, let me see it first.”
“Wait, what?” Eric backed up a little.
“Take it out, I want to see what you’ve done with it.”
“Hey now, Seth, we don’t really know each other that well, or at all, and I’m not sure if I’m all that comfortable doing that.”
“Comfortable? Shut up, it’s just that they’re all different, I want to see what you’ve got on yours.”
“No, I’m not taking it out. That’s just weird and gross, leave me alone. I’m not that way!” Both Eric and Seth were getting annoyed now.
“Showing me your phone is weird?”
Eric paused for a second, and the dawn of realization started making him laugh hysterically. “Oh, ha, no no no, I left it at home.”
Seth was puzzled. “What did you think I was talking about?”
“Oh, uh... nothing. My penis. Nothing.”
“Your...? No!” They both laughed. “It’s just, sorry, I figured you’d know now, I have the same thing, I have for a few years now, and once you get it, you begin to recognize when someone else has it too. Maybe it just hasn’t been long enough for you yet? It can’t have been too long, from the looks of it. A day maybe? I feel like I just saw you yesterday like you were.”
“The phone? You have one too? What else can it do? Where’d it come from? Who else has one??” Eric’s heart leapt, and he started getting very excited at the prospect of answers.
“Whoa, hang on, yeah yeah, I know you have tons of questions, and I’ll answer what I can, but like you, I’m mostly figuring it out as I go. That means other than what little I’ve been able to glean from the phone itself, I don’t know much about its history.”
“But it’s safe?”
“Completely! I’ve been using it for about five years now, and nothing bad has happened... outside of a couple of embarrassing things. It’s not always clear what’ll happen, you know?”
“Is it... permanent?” Worry began seeping back into Eric’s mind, and his heart clenched while he waited for the answer.
“Of course!” His heart sank, and it must have shown on his face. “I mean, what you want to be permanent will be, until you undo it... otherwise I’d still be blue.” He laughed.
“If the bar’s grey though, how do you undo something?”
“Ah, that was the tricky part, I had to sort of stumble upon that with a little help, otherwise I’d still be blue.” He laughed again. “Can I ask what you did?”
After a moment’s hesitation, Eric explained about his mishap, and waited for the laughter to start. But it never came.
“Aw, that’s not too terrible. You must be freaking out! I’ll help you out, don’t worry.”
Eric was relieved beyond belief. “Thank you so much, if there’s ever anything I can do for you, just name it, I’m yours!”
Seth laughed. “It’s no trouble at all.”
“So I assume just waiting for it to recharge won’t do the trick?”
“I’m afraid not. I can’t explain why, because I don’t have a clue, but the only thing to get the bar to unfreeze like that is to have sex.”
For the millionth time today, Eric’s heart sank. “How the fuck am I going to do that? I’m a freakin’ freak!”
“Hey, don’t worry about it. After today, you’ll have the world at your feet, you’re honestly going to have the easiest life ever! You’ve basically just been handed a cheat code to the universe. And the thing about that is, once you start looking at problems in that way, problems just start to look like fun opportunities!”
“Huh?” Eric was completely lost now.
“I’ll have sex with you. I mean, if you want. It’s honestly no big thing for me, but if it is for you, that’s fine, I won’t be offended. But you may be stuck with that for a while...” Seth grinned and pointed. “You will still need to find someone else willing to have a go at it.”
“You... will? I, I had no idea you were gay.” Eric had never felt such a weird swirling ball of confused emotions and reactions before.
Seth chuckled, “Oh, I’m not. Besides, I’m not sure if being gay would help in this... situation. I mean, not many gay guys go for vaginas.” Seth sat on his desk and folded his large arms across his chest, resting his leg on the chair in front of him. Eric hadn’t noticed before how... tight Seth’s t-shirt was. “Like I said though, this little miracle will help you look at things in a whole new light. I already can appreciate things and see the beauty in everything around me a million times more than I could before.” He pulled out his phone and poked at it. “And now, even you!” He put his phone away, “I mean, that’s not to say you were exactly ugly to me seconds ago, you’ve DEFINITELY been using your phone right so far, and kudos on that...” He winked and put his hand on Eric’s shoulder. “Do you want this?”
Eric could feel the resistance in him slipping away under the weight of Seth’s hand, and he felt the hormones flowing from his new nether regions and into the rest of his body. Seth may have needed to make slight adjustments to his brain, but Eric’s genitalia were making it so that Eric didn’t need to. He gulped, “Y-yes.”
“Alrighty then!” Eric couldn’t believe it when Seth began to take off his top. The other boy was incredibly chiselled, and Eric began feeling the strange sensation of womanly arousal between his legs. Seth threw his shirt into a crumpled heap into the corner, and then began unbuttoning his pants. Eric could feel it in his bones, and ached for Seth to touch him again. When he dropped his pants, Eric couldn’t take it anymore and practically pounced across the room, grabbing at the boxer shorts that had remained on and pulled them off.
“It would seem so!” Eric panted, unable to process the signals his body was sending him. Seth planted a huge wet kiss on Eric’s mouth, and Eric felt the boy’s tongue enter, probing inside. Eric began to swirl his around it, and the two continued to make out while both boys grasped at each other with their arms. Finally, Seth broke away and fumbled with Eric’s pants. He bent down to pull them off, and as he rose, he lifted Eric’s shirt off of him.
“Now, let’s see what we’ve made here,” Seth put his arms on Eric’s sides and threw him onto the bed. Eric sank into the surprisingly soft mattress and duvet. Seth bent down while Eric lay there and peeled off Eric’s now wet boxer-briefs. “My my, I must say, that little box of ours always makes nice work.”
“Oh, does it?” Eric struggled not to hide himself, but still felt supremely embarrassed.
“Oh yes, this is a very nice looking pussy.”
Eric laughed, he hated that word, and thought it sounded cheesy, “I don’t have much to compare it with,” he said, craning his neck to have his own look, and then remembered that the only one he had to compare it with was Seth’s girlfriend, which he’d one gotten the barest of glimpses at, as she’d sat there with no underwear on. He quickly shut up, hoping the subject would change.
“Well, you will!” Seth proceeded to lick Eric’s crotch in ways he’d never thought possible, and if nothing else, it was a great learning experience. But it *was* so much else, and Eric lay there for what felt like hours, as the world both melted away into blackness and as became super sharp, with just him and Seth in existence.
Eventually Eric felt a welling in his abdomen, and began almost convulsing as the orgasm rocked him and covered him in warmness. Seth lifted his head and smiled, and then sprang up from his crotch to land on his side next to Eric, head propped up in his hand. “So, that’s that then.” Seth’s ample erection rested on Eric’s leg, but he didn’t seem to notice.
“That was...” Eric was at a loss for words, his head still swimming.
“It was? I’m glad. We could keep going if you’d like,” Seth unleashed one of his boyish smiles, and Eric, only dimly aware of what he meant, only nodded. It was all Seth needed though, as he flopped over onto Eric and began to kiss his neck, then his nipples, and then his stomach. Eric realized that Seth meant it was done, and remembered that all he’d needed before was a blow job from Jessica before he’d been good to go. But he was so in the moment, and this was so much better than the apparently pedestrian job that he’d gotten from Jessica, that he absolutely could not tell Seth to stop. Eric put his hand on Seth’s back, and the other teen climbed up him to lock lips with him once more. Eric could feel movement from lower down on the bed, and gasped when Seth entered him, plunging straight in and deep enough to stake his soul, it seemed like. Eric cried out in ecstasy again, but the music was so loud that no one could have ever noticed.
Seth wrapped his arms around Eric as he gently rocked his hips back and forth, before eventually climbing to his hands and repeatedly plunging his penis straight into him. Eric had never felt so full in his life, in more ways than one, and moved his hips in unison with Seth. He skin was buzzing and his muscles were spasming. He moved his arms up and down Seth’s sides, his front, his back, feeling how smooth his skin was and how hard and defined the muscles below it were. He finally rested his hands on Seth’s butt cheeks, deciding that, aside from his pecks and his abs, those were his favourite park of the teen’s body.
Seth lifted Eric’s legs up and put them over his shoulders, going even deeper into him than he ever thought possible. His rhythm quicken, more and more, and finally, sweet dripping from his brow and gasping for breath, Seth came inside of Eric. Eric sucked in air as he actually felt the warm liquid enter him and fill him up, the feeling both alien and wonderful. As Eric’s own orgasm quieted down, Seth settled down and lay back again with Eric, rubbing his shoulders and his fresh new six pack.
“That was incredible, Seth. I can’t describe it” Eric lay there, panting.
“You don’t need to,” Seth winked, and smiled his winning smile
“You’ve...?”
“Oh, totally. You’ll experiment in ways you never dreamed of now, Eric. Like I said, the world’s at your feet. It’ll be fun to have someone in the know so close to home now... I mean, if you’re ever up for it.” Seth grinned at Eric ever so coyly again.
“Of course. For... talking.” Eric tried his hand at that smile, but wasn’t sure how cute it looked.
“Right, talking.” They both laughed, though Eric’s came out a little more nervously.
***
Eric quietly left the room while Seth got cleaned up and changed. No one in the party paid him much attention as he left. He dashed across the street and ran to his room to see that, yes, the program had indeed charged itself back up. He was about to start pounding on the buttons when he became vaguely aware of a weird feeling in his groin. He grabbed his phone and darted into the bathroom, flicking on the lights and sitting down on the toilet. He pulled his pants open and peered at his glistening vagina, only able to vaguely describe the feeling as “squishy”. He gently pulled it open with his fingers and caught the unmistakable smell of semen.
Not really interested in what might happen if he were to go through a sudden sex change in his current condition, Eric decided the best course of action might be to just jump in the shower and clean up first. Stripping off the rest of his clothing and running the shower until it was steaming the bathroom, Eric stepped in and let the scalding hot water wash over him. Once he was sufficiently warmed up, he went about washing his body off and scrubbing the smell of sex off him, though... the hormones in his body were making him a little sad that the musky stench of Seth was being poured down the drain. It was all very confusing though, and he was happy that at least he had the reassurance that Seth would be open to doing anything should Eric want to.He shook his head to clear his thoughts.
How’d the app work anyway? Did your personality eventually just become an amalgamation of all the various states of his personality? Was he destined to become one of those lame pan-sexual asshole hippies he saw on TV? He shuddered at the that.
When it came time to wash out his pussy (he laughed at that in his head), Eric relished the opportunity to finally put the handheld shower head to use. Previously, he had only been able to use this to wash the dog, and figured it would be fun to use it for its presumably intended use. He flipped it over to vibrate, and brought it down to his belly, letting the water pelt him in the stomach. He used his other hand to pull himself open again, and positioned the shower head properly. A little nervously, he began to rub his finger over his folds, as his previous touching had all sent shivers through his body. The shivers soon turned into ecstasy, and it was about five seconds before his knees buckled and he gave into just outright masturbating himself, sending his vagina out in style.
When he was finished, he sat in the water for a bit and let the warmth just wash over him. Seeing that his phone was just within reach, he leaned over, scrolling through the menu for the appropriate bar, and flicking what he was hoping were the right fields back to 100%.
He waited in the tub for the sensations to come, thankful that he was so comfortable and cozy. It started as a knot in his stomach, quickly turning into a tight fist squeezing his insides. Thankful that this time he knew both what to expect and where to expect it, Eric tried to steady his breathing and relax, but some of the waves hit harder than others, and he found himself nevertheless grunting as his insides twisted and morphed and he could only imagine what else.
He felt the familiar presence of “his junk” slowly but surely materialize, but inside him, as whatever material it was made up of transfigured itself and resorted itself. He looked down though the water as the head of his penis made an appearance, poking out between his legs and growing longer as it unsheathed itself from within him. He lulled his head to the side and back as the sensation ran tingles up and down his spine, the feeling of the head rubbing against himself and not letting up. Not long after it slowed and stopped, he felt his testicles growing bigger and bigger within him, and soon the skin began to give way, feeling almost like it was turning itself inside out, but growing like a balloon being blown up and forced though a hole. Eric screwed up his face tightly as the pressure on his balls grew more and more painful, like someone had them in a vice, and he was afraid that they might even pop. Finally though, with nowhere else to go, they popped out if him, first one, then the other following quickly behind.
He put his head back as he felt the changes to his body finally settling back down, and lay in the hot water for 20 or so minutes. When the water cooled and left him feeling chilly, he got up, his legs still a bit shaky, and the weight of his cock and balls more heavy than he was used to, never having gotten a chance to really adjust to his new package before his accident. He stood in front of his full length mirror, taking in his now restored body, tall, lean and muscular instead of scrawny and stunted. He wondered how long it would take him to get used to it, and what else his little piece of magic would be able to help him achieve.
The next week was pretty exciting for Eric, going to class with new vigour, and a new zest for life, and having people want to actually talk to him. It was bizarre, he was just so used to keeping to himself between class and at lunch, but now people were coming up to him and actively engaging him, it was taking him a while to figure out and adjust. He found that he was able to better relate to everyone and actually maintain a conversation. Yet every time it came time to trying to ask a girl out, he froze up and was suddenly his old awkward self again. So while he wasn’t getting all the action he’d been anticipating, he was still making a ton of new friends... or at least meeting people who were willing to be friendly.
He saw Seth in the hallway from time to time, and he’d always smile or sometimes wink, but he always seemed busy talking to someone, and still being socially retarded, Eric never felt right just breaking into the conversation and joining in.
The one thing Eric didn’t feel like he could do is hog all this power to himself though, and to that end, that Friday he sought out the only person he’d call a friend, which he supposed by extension made him his best friend, Kevin. They’d somewhat drifted apart over the past year, since their studies had somewhat taken them in other directions, and they no longer had an classes together. But outside of school they’d still get together and play video games or just hang out at the mall... They didn’t necessarily share mutual interests, rather they were brought together by mutual ostracization. They were comfortable around each other, and sometimes, that’s all that was needed.
At least, that’s if Eric really concentrated on his past with Kevin. It was hard to get a pin on his past now since using the app, and he’d sometimes run into some paradoxes, especially when it came to what year certain things happened. He was now older than he was supposed to be, and even though all his documentation reflected that now, there were nevertheless certain events that didn’t make sense in his timeline. He and Kevin were in class together when David Monezz decided to light the third grade classroom on fire, and he could REMEMBER the things they’d said to each other as they ran through the hall to the parking lot, but that no longer made sense. If he concentrated, he could remember things the way they were and see the holes in logic, but otherwise, things just... made sense.
He’d seen Kevin in the hallway a bunch of times, an ugly boy with blond hair like steel wool, crooked teeth and no chin, a fat nose, thick unstylish glasses, tallish and emaciated, bad skin, the epitome of what everyone thought of as a stereotypical nerd. They usually had met up at least once a day to talk about TV or games or science or what girl looked like a whore that day, but every time he’d approached Kevin’s locker this week, Kevin didn’t even make eye contact with him, just shut his locker and walked away.
It had taken Eric a few days to get up the courage to walk up to him. He didn’t want there to be too many people around, and he’d also wanted it to be closer to the end of day so that they could just skip out, but the timing wasn’t lining up. That Friday, a week after making his phone super awesome, he finally approached Kevin as he was throwing books into his locker.
“Hey Kevin” he said, almost shyly.
“Hey,” Kevin muttered in response, not taking his eyes over what he was doing.
Neither of them moved.
Kevin finally turned his head. “Is there something I can help you with?”
“Huh? Oh, no, I just figured we could talk before your next class. You know, like we usually do”
Kevin narrowed his eyes as he and seemed ready to refute that, but Eric saw him fight through the cloudy past and get a glimmer of memory back. “Why’d you want to do that? Don’t you have some friends to catch up with and, I don’t know, smoke with or play sports or wrestle or whatever the hell it is you do?”
Eric could feel other student’s eyes on the two of them as they made their way to class, obviously as bewildered as Kevin now was. One of the hottest and most popular and talented guys in school talking to one of the ugliest (but smartest) nerds in the city?
“Don’t you remember, last time we were talking, you were telling me about that Nova episode about the space monkeys, and the monkey wrench, and all that... stuff?” This would have been harder had his new memories included him being a bullying asshole to Kevin, but luckily, as far as he could recall, he’d mostly ignored Kevin in what he’d come to think of as “the new universe”.
Something seemed to have clicked in Kevin’s mind, and he slowly began to nod. “Yeah, I guess... was that only last week? I was going to show you this, actually.” He reached back into his locker and pulled out a comic with a monkey on the cover.
“Uh, actually, can we move past that for a bit? I have something better I wanted to show you. Meet me at the park after school?”
Kevin looked momentarily crushed, but nodded okay. “Yeah, sure.”
As Eric turned and started walking, Jessica sidled up next to him and took his arm in hers, “Hey sweetie, how’s it goooooing?”
‘This girl’s completely psychotic’, Eric thought, and was already mentally exhausted because of whatever was about to transpire. “He-hey Jessica, how’s it going?”
“So that was totally crazy at the party, right?” She launched right into the conversation, not paying attention to Eric at all.
“Yeah, it was totally... crazy.” Did she honestly not think she was acting insane last week, or was she one of those girls who just thought everyone else was mental?
“It’s ok, I totally forgive you, it’s fine, I’m over it”
“That’s good. I’m... glad. What was it I did?”
She kept right into it though, “but listen, I was thinking, you know, remembering that you still owed me. So I’d like to collect.” She pulled him to a stop in front of the janitor’s closet.
“Uh, what?”
“Oh, don’t play dumb. That’s stupid. You know full well what I did for you, and now I want that repaid.”
“At... at school? I don’t think that’s such a good idea, Jessica”
He could see the crazy starting to come out, “Oh, but when I was doing it to you, that was completely fine, wasn’t it?”
“I didn’t even know what was going on until it happened!”
“Listen, you knob, you either throw me down in there right now or I go to Seth right now and tell him that you’ve been making passes on me. Better yet, why don’t I just march into the principal’s office right now and tell them that you just tried to rape me? You ready to deal with that whole shit storm, Eric? Huh? Hey buddy?”
Eric felt himself start to sweat and panic, but something about the feeling of her on his arm, his large arm, reminded him that he was huge now, and maybe had something new in his arsenal that he’d never been able to use before: intimidation. He threw her hands off him and grabbed her by the shoulder and shook her, trying to narrow his eyes enough to be threatening, but not enough that he looked sleepy. He suddenly wished that he’d practiced in the mirror first.
“Now you listen to me you psychotic bitch: fuck off. I don’t care what the hell you say, because if you think for one second that everyone in the school, including the principal, doesn’t already know that you’re a ball of insecure insanity that’s willing to say anything to get her way, then you’re a further gone worthless bag of shit than even I thought you were. So why don’t you just hurry up and get that teenage pregnancy that everyone knows is coming out of the way so that the last person who finds you attractive wises up and moves on. Just get onboard with supporting your ugly red neck family with your salary from Taco Bell. I hear they’re hiring.”
He then turned and walked away, leaving the stunned Jessica behind, standing there in shock.
****
Standing under the gazebo, Kevin didn’t seem to be buying a word of what Eric was saying, at all.
“So, you want me to think that you have a genie in your phone?”
“I do! I swear, just try thinking back over our childhood together. Doesn’t it seem like a confused mess of things that happened but also seemed to have not?”
“Uh, no. And if it did, than I’d figure I was just imagining things that didn’t really happen. Are you sure you’re just not schizophrenic? This is usually the age that symptoms would start presenting themselves.”
Eric was getting even more frustrated now, and couldn’t help but start to see Kevin for being even uglier than he already was. ‘Why am I even bothering?’ he wondered, thinking for the umpteenth time that he could just go out and make any number of newer, awesome friends now, friends that didn’t need fixing at all. But thinking back on all the fun they’d had together, and how much their interests and personalities meshed, he couldn’t help but feel a little sentimental. And damnit, he was trying to HELP.
After some convincing, Eric had managed to get Kevin to go to the old beat up classroom where this had all started, and take a look for himself. He’d explained that the charge on his app was out (he didn’t feel like getting into how it was supposed to be recharged), and said that even if he was to show Kevin how he was able to change his body, the effect on other’s perception was probably so immediate that Kevin wouldn’t even be able to notice the changes, even as they were taking place in front of him. Eric had to admit though, even as the words were coming out of his mouth, he was having trouble trying to make it sound like fact, even though it was the truth. He did sound completely nuts.
After a while though, Eric got tired of waiting and headed back towards the school. He saw Kevin waiting at the bus stop, and saw him muttering ‘crap’ under his breath when he saw Eric walking towards him.
“What the hell, man?” Eric shouted. “I’m trying to help you!”
Kevin shrank back, but then seemed to gather his nerves a bit. “Listen, I went to the classroom, like you said. I did, and I felt stupid even as I was doing it, but I looked. That computer is a piece of crap, it’s older than I am. It was made way before USBs were even around, and to even get your phone to be recognized by it would require ripping it apart and replacing so many parts that it wouldn’t even be the same computer anymore. I couldn’t get it to power up anyway, even though I tried. It’s completely caked in dust. I felt retarded. So laugh at me all you want, you got me to look like I was starting to believe you even though I wanted to prove how much of an ass you were for trying to push that weak story on me.”
Eric felt deflated, “Look, Kev, I don’t...”
Kevin snapped, and shouted over him, “the alternative is so sad that I don’t want to even consider it as an option, so your sake. You’re not such a meat headed brainless jock now that someone actually got you to believe in magic, did they? I mean, a free app that you poke before you go to the gym, results in six to eight weeks, as long as you keep going to the gym? Seriously, no one’s that dumb, also, please don’t hit me.”
Eric was fuming, but the more Kevin tried to talk, the more he was determined to prove he was right, not because he even wanted to help Kevin anymore, but he wanted to prove he wasn’t a liar. “Listen, you little snot. Take my phone. TAKE IT. Give it back to me on Monday, do whatever computer shit it is you do in your basement when other people are out having lives. Look at the code, do whatever code monkey stuff it is that you do, and get back to me.” Super angry now, Eric turned on his feet, and walked away, suddenly feeling nauseous from the heat of the moment. He jogged up to the door and pulled it open, thankful that the custodians hadn’t locked up yet, and ran to the washroom, throwing up in the sink as soon as he burst through the door.
-- Edited by Greetus the Fetus on Friday 25th of November 2011 09:08:15 PM
Kevin threw his backpack onto his bed and flopped onto his desk chair. He’d resolved to not look at the phone at all and just give it back on Monday, but curiosity was getting the better of him. He took it out of his jacket pocket and tapped on the app. After a few seconds of loading, during which it displayed a non-descript screen, he was taken into the display that Eric had shown him. But, besides being able to scroll up and down, he wasn’t able to do anything with it. He couldn’t even read anything that was written, the text was... He blinked. It was weird, like trying to read in a dream. The letters were there, but Kevin wasn’t sure he recognized any of them, they seemed to be swimming around even though when he really focused, he knew they weren’t moving at all. It was making his head hurt, and driving up his frustration.
He threw the phone down on his desk and plugged it into his computer. While it initially wouldn’t let him copy it over, using a few of the cleverer tricks he’d learned over the past year, he was able to strip it from the device forcibly and plop it onto his laptop’s hard drive. He couldn’t launch it or view its code or pretty much do anything with it though, so he promptly abandoned it and launched a game instead, completely forgetting about it until Sunday night.
Around 8pm, he received an email from Eric, and from the wording of it, Kevin realized that he’d probably been waiting for any word from Kevin since probably Friday afternoon. He felt a little guilty, but then thinking back to Eric, felt himself getting angry at him all over again. He calmed down a little though, deciding to forget trying to load the program up on his computer, and just try copying it to his phone. Without being able to see the code, he couldn’t tell if that’s all the program wanted.
Still feeling silly, and a little strange, he waited for the transfer to finish, and plucked his phone up as soon as it was done. Launching the app worked the same as before, except this time, all the bars were black, and if he squinted and tried really hard, he decided that now, he could definitely make out what some of the labels were, if only instinctually. Almost in a trance, he moved over to his bed and began to fiddle with his phone. After a few minutes, his vision was going fuzzy, and so he put the phone down on his nightstand and tried to breath.
Soon, he was gasping for air. He’d taken off his shirt as he was getting ready for bed, and cried out in terror as his skin, on fire, began to expand, as muscles took up residence underneath, making his body look like it was popping where abs and biceps were appearing, and grow in places were only bone had been present before. He kicked his legs as cramps hit them, feeling them stretch out and also grow in size, his thighs and calves becoming large and well defined instead of being poor excuses for broom sticks. His face was also being rocked with toothaches and piercing bone-grinding agony as his face completely shifted and changed, and even massaging it with his hands brought no relief, as they were also growing and snapping.
He writhed around in near agony for what felt like hours, feeling like he’d been sent to hell, when he slowed and stopped, realizing that the sensations were fading away, if not quickly enough. He lay there for a long time, panting, and just trying to gather himself.
He turned his head, seeing that less than 10 minutes had passed, start to finish. Gingerly, he tried sitting up, and after a few false starts, managed to work his stomach and swing his legs over the edge of the bed. He blinked his eyes a few times, and reached over for his phone, seeing that, like Eric’s phone, his app was now awash in grey inactivity. If this was a magic genie, it looked like you only got one wish. He hoped he’d made it count.
Still sore and stiff, Kevin gently got to his feet and shuffled to the door. Having no mirror in his room, he’d have to go to the bathroom, and have the suspense kill him with every step. Hoping that he wouldn’t run into his parents, not knowing how he’d explain this to them, now or ever. He opened his door. His mom was standing on the other side with towels and a shocked look on her face.
Kevin panicked, “Mom! I...”
“I hope you’re going into the shower, look at you! Why are you doing more sit-ups at this time of night? You shouldn’t work out so much, I could hear you all the way in the basement.”
About to object, he sniffed, and realized he did in fact need a shower, though his body odour was now an almost pleasant musk instead of his old wet cheese aroma. He grabbed a towel from her and ran to the bathroom, with the reality of everything Eric had tried to tell him dawning on him. He looked no different to his mom, his parents, everyone will think this was how he always appeared.
He looked in the mirror, and the first thing he saw were his striking green eyes, and his immaculate, wavy strawberry blonde hair. He gasped, as his saw that yes, he did now in fact have a chin, and a damned good one at that, and a strong jaw to match. His acne was now gone and his previously blue-white skin was now a beautiful porcelain. With tears in his eyes, he stepped back, taking in his now strong wide shoulders, his powerful chest, and turning, his ample but perky butt. He had never been so amazed in his life, and giving thanks for everything that had been gifted upon him, stepped into the shower, ready to explore this spectacular new body.
There had never been a day of school that Eric had wanted to go to less than today. He’d been throwing up all weekend, making him feel miserable in general. But at some point last night, he’d gotten feelings of change, and, searching his memory, knew that Kevin had to have figured out how to use the app. He’d have given anything at that moment to be able to text him and get word on what had happened, or even just run over to his house, but decided to build the suspense, not to mention to give him space, and just wait for morning.
He was waiting impatiently at Kevin’s locker when he spotted the boy rounding the corner. He saw others turning their heads now too, and it was no surprise why: he looked like any of the hottest models he’d seen in magazines, with high wavy hair, a long, strong face, and a new, confident stride. He’d opted to keep his glasses, he saw, but they were now a cool, thick frame that highlighted his striking eyes. He caught sight of Eric, and flashed him a dazzling white smile, quickening his pace.
He pulled Eric’s phone out of his pocket and handed it to him. “I have so, so much to apologize for man. I’m so sorry. Thank you!” He patted Eric on the shoulder excitedly.
Eric laughed sheepishly, “It’s not a problem dude, it’s alright. I’m just glad that everything’s good now. Believe me, I know how crazy I sounded.”
“Listen, there’s so much I think we need to talk about, and considering I’ve never taken it upon myself to skip class, and that this is the start of a brave new world, I think it’s maybe time to start.”
“This has nothing to do with the fact that you probably have the next two weeks of class work already done, does it?”
Kevin laughed, “Hell no. It’s just a happy coincidence.”
Eric thought a moment. “Well, I guess there’s not really anything pressing that I need to do today. I’ve got a free period today, and everything else was just going to be review or boring, so... Yeah. Sure. What were you thinking?”
Kevin pumped the air with his fist and laughed, then stopped to consider. “Uh, I don’t know. I hadn’t thought that far ahead.”
“Well, I mean, we could probably use a place to talk in private. My dad just left this morning for a business trip, so his office is probably free.”
They hopped off the bus and crossed the street to a small walk-up office complex, letting themselves in with a punch key combination. His father’s office was a comfortable open suite with leather couches, plants, and warm light streaming through the ample windows.
Kevin gave him a brief rundown of the technical ways he’d been able to copy the app, and Eric did his best to pretend to understand. It was now more than ever that Eric could still totally see and hear the guy Kevin had once been just a day ago, but blinking and looking back at him, it was almost impossible to imagine just how ridiculously different he once appeared. When he was done talking, Eric could tell that there was something he was leaving out. “What is it?”
Kevin paused, “Well... it’s just that... I think in trying to export the files, I think I may have broken it on your phone.”
Eric paled, and pulled out his phone to look, “You what!?”
Kevin stammered, “It’s just, you were so insistent, and I think it was the first step I took that did it, and there was no other way I could have even tried.”
Eric poked at his phone limply, “I think you’re probably right. The gauges are full, but nothing’s happening at all. And the interface keeps breaking up.”
Kevin lowered his head, “Eric, I’m so, so, so so sorry. If I’d have known, I wouldn’t have even tried. But if you give me your phone back, I promise, I’ll fix it. Even if I have to start researching whatever crazy occult voodoo is involved, I’ll become some sort of, uh, warlock or something. Just give me the weekend, I know I can do it.”
Eric chuckled at Kevin’s distress. “You know what? It’s fine, don’t worry about it. I don’t even know what else I would do right now anyways, and besides, it’s maybe even for the best. It would be nice to have it like, maybe 20 or 30 years from now, but as for right now, I think it’s probably healthier for me right now mentally.”
Kevin sighed, “Ok, if you say so. But I still feel incredibly guilty. And actually, until right now, didn’t even realize that you’d be able to use it to achieve immortality.” He started getting agitated again, “Holy crap, how could I have done that??”
Eric laughed again, “Look, just try to figure it out if you want, but like I said, there’s no deadline at all, and no rush. Just think of it as a fun side project. I’m completely happy with the changes I’ve already used it for”
“Is there anything else you can tell me about the program that might help?”
Eric shook his head.
“I noticed that your bars are black, but mine went grey after I first used it. How does that work, does it take like a day to recharge?”
Eric blushed, “Well, not really...” After a few minutes, he explained.
“Oh. OH! Does that mean...?” Eric nodded at the implication. “I would have thought you’d have told me right away! Your first time, huh? Who was she?”
If at all possible, Eric blushed more. “Only in the interest of full disclosure, in case it matters to your project... it was sort of... a guy.” Kevin’s face went from shocked to ecstatic, but before that registered with Eric, he went on to explain the details of his little mishap in the school washroom, and his night of freaking out.
“Oh, that’s... interesting. That’s certainly a, well, I’m pretty sure that’s going to be a unique kind of ‘first time’ story for all eternity.” Kevin remarked when he was finished.
“Kevin, there’s something I’ve been meaning to ask you for a while, but sort of figured it’d be out of line to ask.” Kevin started getting pale and sweaty, “You don’t have to say anything if you don’t want, but are you... you know? It’s just, I noticed how excited you got when I started telling you about Seth...”
“SETH?!?!? Seth MARKESON Seth??” Kevin was completely floored, “I can’t believe you had sex with the most popular guy in school. No, I can’t believe that the biggest playboy at school swings both ways!”
Eric put his hand on Kevin’s leg, “Well see, that’s the thing. I sort of do too, at least, I think. Now I do, I think, after the app, or what, I don’t know. Hey, Kevin, are you gay?”
Kevin started tearing up, “I’ve liked you way before you ever looked like this.” Eric was kissing him on the mouth before he even realized what he was doing, though Kevin stopped long enough to say, “but it’s certainly icing on the cake.”
Each of them tore the other’s shirt off, barely parting lips to pull them over their heads. Immediately, each boy’s hands were stroking all over the other’s bare skin. They stood, and Kevin yanked Eric’s pants down, revealing his boxer briefs and his hard erection poking over the waist band. Eric was busy kissing Kevin behind the ear and massaging his pecks, eventually burying his face into Kevin’s muscular chest.
Kevin got down to his one knee, kissing and licking Eric’s stomach and abs, and teasing his penis through his underwear with his thumb, half gripping his erection with his hand. He stroked it up and down, eliciting a moan of pleasure from Eric. Eric was meanwhile running his hand through Kevin’s hair, down his neck, over his shoulders, back up to his hair...
Kevin couldn’t take it anymore, and pulled down the underwear, freeing Eric’s member to fall directly into his waiting mouth. Cupping his balls in his hand, he put them in his mouth after sucking him off for a while, and traveled just a few inches further afterwards to lick his taint too. After what seemed an eternity of blowing Eric, Eric bent down to take Kevin back in his mouth, before leading Kevin to one of the couches, pulling Kevin’s pants, and then boxers, down as he went.
“Did you know this where today was going to go?” Eric asked with a glint in his eye.
“No, though I’d really, really, really hoped.” Kevin said breathlessly.
“Definitely better than math class” Eric laughed, pushing Kevin to the couch so that he was on his knees and elbows. He knelt down behind him, cupping Kevin’s testicles and stroking his penis, which was so hard at this point that it was now pressed firmly against Kevin’s belly. His mouth traveled up, leaving a trail of kisses up Kevin’s back, and before long he was hugging the other from behind, Kevin’s head turn so they could resume making out, while Eric, whose penis was now in-line with Kevin’s anus, pushed himself in.
Kevin gasped at its unexpectedness and grunted, before smiling in pleasure as Eric began to pump. Eric raised to put his hands on Kevin’s hips for better support. Kevin sank his face into the sticky leather, making sounds of pleasure, before Eric hit his prostate, causing him to bolt back upward. Eric stopped, “Too fast? Want me to stop?”
Kevin could barely talk, but managed to say, “It’s a little late for that,” before sinking back down with a contented sigh.
I should have some more shortly. It's interesting to write it, as it's definitely going in a different place than I expected. So please, let me know what you all think!
-- Edited by Greetus the Fetus on Thursday 19th of January 2012 12:41:37 PM
Kevin slowly put his bag over his shoulder and trudged out the door. He felt like he was on his way to a funeral, or to go have major surgery. As he made his way down his bleak, grey street to catch his school bus, he now knew how doctors probably felt when they had to tell someone that they were going to die.
He saw Eric standing at his locker waiting for him again, as he’d been doing for the past glorious week. They’d certainly been having a lot of fun, and it had seemed like a blissful magical time that couldn’t possibly ever end. Eric caught his eye and gave a smile and wave. Kevin’s heart sank a little bit more, though he was buoyed by the fact that, hey, at least he can’t blame any of this on me.
Eric’s face faltered a bit, probably sensing something was wrong. ‘Crap!’ thought Kevin. He was going to try to enter into this conversation a little more light heartedly, but now that was probably shot. It might be for the best though, to rip it off like a band-aid.
Kevin had been borrowing Eric’s phone nightly to try to fix it, buying him a cheapo replacement phone he could use for the few hours he’d be without it. His mood grew sourer and sourer daily though, as Eric continued to offhandedly talk about how tired he was every morning, or dash off to the bathroom, to throw up, Kevin was sure. Eric had passed it off as a form of non-contagious mono that he’d somehow caught from man-slut Seth. When Kevin tried to explain you couldn’t catch something non-contagious from someone, Eric only cocked his head like a dog, but he was fine with that, as it allowed him to continue fooling around with Kevin.
On cue, Eric’s face flushed green, and he dashed in the opposite direction, holding up a finger for Kevin to wait. He almost ran smack dab into Seth in his hurry, patting hello to him on the shoulder and waving goodbye without saying anything.
Seth turned his head to follow his direction, then locked eyes with Kevin, striding purposefully over to him, obviously on some sort of business. Kevin’s instinct’s to run from jocks were still hardwired into his brain, so he closed his eyes and breathed, trying to remind himself that he could now more than stand up to Seth, toe to toe. When he opened them again, Seth was standing right in his face.
“Hey nerd, whassup?” Seth intoned, clearly trying to be menacing, but the effect only made Kevin laugh a bit. His mood lightened, it was clear that he’d be able to laugh at anything Seth now thru his way.
“Hey Seth, how’s it going? I trust whatever creams you’re using this week are clearing up whatever STDs you have... this week?” Seth glowered, “It’s so nice of your girlfriend to try to introduce you to the diseases of the world, too. Between the two of you, I bet there won’t be anything your genitalia won’t be able to stand up to on this planet.”
Seth briefly fumed, “I bet you do a lot of thinking of my dick at night, don’t you?”
Kevin was briefly taken aback, but tired of even bothering with this conversation, decided to just get to the heart of the matter. “What the hell do you want from me, Seth?”
“Ah, interesting, no rebuttal. Alright then, Kevin, what I want is for you to give me your phone so I can smash it in your face.”
“I don’t have a rebuttal for you because I don’t really feel like defending something I know for a fact you do too,” Kevin’s heart twanged a little at implicating Eric in the heat of the moment, but couldn’t help it.
“Oh, you think you know all about everything, do you? Yeah, sure, I might partake in a few indulgences here and there, but I like my bits to be opposites to whatever I’m sticking it in or whatever is sticking in me.”
Biggest hypocrite award ever goes to...
“That’s why the last time I fucked your boyfriend, I made sure I was the one sporting a vag.” Seth laughed
Kevin’s head spun, “What are you talking about? When was that?”
“Oh, did that hurt? Let’s see, when was that? Hmm... must have been two nights ago. I remember now because for some reason he insisted the debate be on in the background. Why, that must have been right after he left your house.” Kevin didn’t say anything. “Now, give me your phone, you little scab, or I’m going to have to take it from you. It didn’t choose you, and you have no right to be using it. I would have thought Eric would have known better, but sometimes he’s not the brightest bulb. And since he can’t use it anymore, he’s already gotten his due. Now there’s only you to take care of.”
Kevin used his anger to steel his resolve. “I wouldn’t touch me if I were you, Seth. I already know more about this little program than you could even begin to imagine. And what’s more, I can use that to disable your ability to use it too. Permanently.” Kevin glowered at Seth, who backed off slightly, fear in his eyes. “Whatever attachments I have to the application, I could get over. Can you say the same for yourself? Who are you anyway? Where are you from? Just how old are you actually?” Kevin was walking forward now, causing Seth to have to back up. People in the hallway were starting to notice, “Do you really want me asking these questions Seth? If you think you’re smarter than me, let’s see how much scrutiny your life holds up to. I mean, I COULD start by asking you, let’s see... Just where are your parents, Seth?”
Seth’s face darkened, “You may think trying to intimidate me will make this go away. But it won’t. I’m not the only one out there tasked to protect this. We all are. And they’re all going to be after you.”
Kevin dismissed that threat. “If they’re after me, than they’re also going to be after Eric, and I don’t think that’s something you actually do want. And if you don’t care, well then, try me. I can get them after YOU too.”
Seth laughed, but if Kevin wasn’t mistaken, it was a bit of a nervous laugh. “That’s your threat? That’s it? That’s the best you’ve got?”
Kevin smirked, “That’s all I need, you see, because now I know you’re going to help us.”
Seth fumed for a few seconds, clearly unable to put his thoughts into words, before punching a locker and walking away.
By now, the hallway was mostly empty, with everyone streaming into their respective classes. Eric finally emerged from the bathroom to see Seth stomping away. “What was that about?”
Kevin turned, suddenly with 500 times more to talk to Eric about than he had five minutes ago. “Not here, the commissioner’s going to start walking around soon, and we’ve got a lot to talk about.”
They went outside, to the other side of the school where there were no classrooms, just benches bordering the large forest that surrounded this end of the massive sprawling building. They sat down, “Seth told me about the other day.”
Eric hung his head. “Kevin, I’m so sorry. I mean it.” He looked Kevin in the eyes, and Kevin knew he was telling him the truth.
“Just tell me what happened, because now I don’t feel quite as bad about what I need to tell you.”
Eric resat himself down to better face Kevin. “I went to his house, I don’t know why... I think I mostly wanted to just tell him what had happened, about how my phone wasn’t working anymore, and see if he might tell me something that would help us... I didn’t tell him you had it now too, though I’m pretty sure he knew. I mean, he knew I had it before I told him. I think it’s just a sixth sense you get, like insulation from changes, though I might be losing it now, I can’t really remember my old life as much, and that’s sad...”
“Eric, you’re seriously rambling.”
“Ok, so I got there, but no one was home, so I was going to leave, only I heard someone out back in the pool, so I went back there to see if it was Seth, only there was this girl. I mean, I know it was Seth, but with what I was saying before, it’s getting harder for me to use that second sight... I saw him as Sasha. Truly truly awful name. I told her. Him.”
“Yes, it’s a bitchy name. Then what happened?”
“I saw her, coming out of the pool, like in a movie. She was barely wearing anything, and she... Kevin, I’m telling you, she was the hottest woman I’ve ever seen. Like he looked at a checklist of all my favourite things in a woman, and... I don’t know if I’m more super horny now than I used to be, or that now I can just act on it, but...”
“Seth was clearly seducing you.”
“Right, he knew I was coming. He can be super manipulative like that, but I mean, he’s a good guy, so I didn’t see the harm. Same with like you were saying before, so I thought, I mean, why not? I’d already done it once.”
Kevin turned his head to hide his face. “We never did say we were exclusive, I admit. I don’t even know if that’s something you’d want, so I didn’t ask.” He didn’t mention that he’d already assumed they were dating.
“I think he might have used his phone on me.” Eric sat up stiffly
“I don’t think it works that way, but if it did, would that make him ‘a good guy’?” Kevin explained what had just happened, and repeated his question. “You’re just a horny, unthinking, impulsive teenager.”
“I... I guess so. Doesn’t seem like a very good excuse though. I’m still going to have to go with magic.”
Kevin sighed, “Look, all this aside, I did some digging. I’ve noticed you throwing up a lot lately”
“I told you, I’m just feeling under the weather, I’m tired as hell all the time. It’s just a cold.”
Kevin huffed, “’No, no it’s not. I’m pretty sure you’re pregnant.”
There was a pause. Eric burst out laughing, right in Kevin’s face, “Fuck off, man!” he exclaimed, between gasps for breath, and stood up, holding his stomach and trying to stop.
“I’m not kidding, Eric.” He pulled out the pregnancy test he’d bought on the way to school. “Here, pee on this. I’ll explain while we wait.”
Eric begrudgingly snapped the test from his hand and ripped open the box. He stood to face the trees as he unzipped his pants, so he wasn’t flashing the school. Kevin raised an eyebrow at his penis as it flopped out of his underwear. He still wasn’t used to its size, and how different it looked from when he’d last seen it in gym, before all this had happened. He’d have to ask if that’s what Eric would prefer his to look like. He’d modified it a little on his first and only go, but hadn’t been quite as... generous.
When Eric had finished peeing on the stick, he snapped it closed and put everything back in place, crossing back to the bench and sitting down. He put the test between them. Kevin had already looked at Eric’s phone, he already knew what it was going to say, but he had to see, and to have something to show Eric.
“When you use the phone to make changes, it makes those changes be the best it can possibly be. Like, if you make changes to your teeth, it gives you the best teeth you could possibly have. You could smoke for 40 years and still be fine, because changes to your lungs make them the best lungs ever. If you made your age 30, you’d be the best 30 year-old you could ever conceivably be.”
“And...?”
“When you accidently gave yourself a... vagina... you gave yourself the best vagina you could have.” He paused a second, and they both laughed at that. “But I’m serious, the perfect vagina is, I guess, a fertile vagina. It made one for you that was primed and ready to go. So when you had sex with Seth that exact same night...”
“But I got rid of that. I don’t have it anymore!” He smiled and winked, “You know that.”
“Right, you got rid of the VAGINA, but that’s not all the phone gave you. And because it makes everything the best, I’m guessing it’s meant to also preserve life. Since you were now carrying life, it left the womb inside you, along with a few other useful things it thought it might need, to make sure that life wouldn’t die.” Kevin paused. “You gave yourself the whole package, so to speak.”
Eric went as white as a ghost. He looked down at his hands, and saw that the test results was in fact a pink cross. He was pregnant.
They sat there like that for an hour, not saying anything.
Kevin decided that he’d probably have to wait a while, quite a while, before he was ready to tell Eric that he was pregnant too.
Later that day, Eric was sitting in his room, blinds closed, sad music playing, the whole depressing nine yards. There wasn’t much more to their conversation. Kevin had just said that if Eric had any more questions, to call him or come over or whatever he felt comfortable with.
Eric was quiet. He didn’t say much, just that he didn’t feel like talking and that he’d probably just end up going home. He walked back to his locker, seeing Seth down the hall, and ducking into an alcove before he was spotted. The pit in his stomach dropped even further and he felt light headed. He couldn’t believe this was happening to him. Who was he going to tell? What was he going to do?
It wasn’t like he could go get an abortion, or even visit the doctor’s office. What could they do? And what would people do once they found out about him?
What was he going to tell Seth? He wouldn’t be able to hide this for long, he’d literally be wearing his secret soon. How was Seth going to react?
He poked his head around the corner and saw that Seth was walking his way. Knowing he’d be noticed any second now, he hoped he had everything he needed in his bag already, and decided that he wouldn’t be doing any homework tonight anyway. Besides, what did it matter if he ended up dropping out of high school? He pushed open the door and ran for the street.
Back in his room, he stripped off his shirt and prodded his stomach. His previously pasty, freckled, ill-defined figure had been replaced by abs of steel, and he was about to lose them. What’s more, there was something INSIDE him, growing bigger every day. Trying to wrap his head about that made him dizzy. It was almost like his brain couldn’t even begin to imagine a baby inside of him. His baby. His and Seth’s. This wasn’t really anything like he was expecting the direction his life would take.
He tried going over his options again, but couldn’t even begin to make serious plans. All his hope rested on Kevin now, and him fixing his phone. He prayed that it could be done, because there had to be, HAD to be, a way out of this using it. And if anyone could figure it out, it’d be Kevin.
He just hoped that Kevin didn’t hate him now.
****
Kevin grabbed his latte from the cute and sexy barista with the dirty blond mop top behind the counter. ‘Never seen him around here before,’ he thought, ‘I could definitely get used to him’. He flashed a smile at him, and he smiled back. Kevin sheepishly ducked his head and went back to his table. ‘What am I doing? I’m in high school, that guy has got to be way too old for me, no matter what I look like now...’ And a twang of guilt hit him as well too, like he’d be betraying Eric, before he remembered that Eric clearly didn’t have the same concerns that he did, and that he was a free agent to do whatever he wanted.
That didn’t mean he was angry with Eric... at least that’s what he tried to tell himself. Kevin had never made it clear where they stood, and for all intents and purposes, they WERE just acting like two high school students. Besides, he’d already fooled around with Seth once before, before anything had happened with Kevin, so really it was KEVIN who was wrong to assume... He was trying very hard to be logical and mature about things, but his emotions kept getting in the way. He couldn’t wait for nine months from now, when they’d be graduating, and he could look forward to university and being an actual adult... oh, and right, babies. ‘On second thought, time to live in the present.’
He sat back down at his laptop and got back to work pounding on his keyboard, reading code and researching different web sites that would sound like they were vaguely talking about what he needed before finding out that no, in fact they weren’t, and also had no idea what the fuck reality was. Now he was doing this not only to save Eric though, he was doing it to save himself. He could keep sliding the bar back on his pregnancy so that he was always in the first week, but that solution would only last for so long, he assumed, before something more permanent would be needed. He couldn’t keep going on his entire life like that, holding off the inevitable. Besides, it was Eric’s baby... a part of him turned to mush at the thought of carrying his best friend’s baby, especially if that’s all they were destined to be: friends.
He looked up as someone plopped down in the chair across from him. “Mind if I sit here?”
Kevin was annoyed and shocked at the brazenness. It was a two seat table, meaning it was barely big enough for his computer, let alone the books and papers he had strewn all over. “Uh, well, there’s not really a ton of room...”
The man, a handsome 20-something year old with a faint British accent and the look of a grad-student on the verge of professor-hood, if only on account of his neatly trimmed beard and sweater vest, smiled. For lack of a better term, he looked utterly dashing. “Well, I might be able to help you with that, Kevin.”
Kevin gasped and backed his chair up, clutching his book in front of him to use as a shield. He was dimly aware that next time he made edits, he should definitely add ‘bravery’ to his characteristics. “Are you here to kill me?”
The man’s eyes twinkled as he laughed, and broke into a huge grin, “Heavens no. No no no, I’m here to help you, and I hope, have you help me a little too.”
Kevin lowered the book a little, “Who are you? What do you all call yourself?”
He reached his hand out, and Kevin’s cold clammy shaky hand accepted, “My name is Colin Duke, and I’m not with anybody.”
“Do you know Seth?”
“Oh yes, that little wanker... Yes, I know him. He’s one of those types that take the power and has it change them into giant pricks. Don’t let him get you down.” He smiled, and Kevin calmed down considerably.
“He said I’d have people after me now. For what I did.”
“Well, maybe. But not likely. We’re not a group, or at least, not an organized group. We don’t have a name or anything like that. We barely have an email list. It’s just more of a group or like-minded people who discovered the source. But as for what you did, Kevin, you didn’t do anything. Seth is just one of those people who feel more entitled and special because he found it for himself. You had someone show you, which is rare enough... one who gets that sort of secret weapon doesn’t normally go around telling people. But even rarer is the person who can see that gift, and take it. Make it work for themselves.”
“How... how rare?” Kevin leaned forward, more interested in this conversation than anything before in his entire life.
“Well, I dare say I’ve never heard of it. And like you, I’m somewhat of an aficionado on the source, or whatever you’ve come to call it...”
“The app. It’s... on my phone.”
“Oh, lovely. App. Has a nice ring to it.” Colin took a sip of his tea.
“It’s not always the same? How’d you find it?”
“Mine, well. Mine was in a book. But this line of conversation is going to go down a very long road and get us extremely off-track. I know you have a lot of questions, and I must say that I have loads of my own. You’ve gotten quite deep into the bowels of the source, deeper than anyone else has in a thousand years. Not as impressive as it might sound, mind you. Most people who find this, don’t like to question it, out of fear that it might disappear. And fear is a pity in the best cases, let alone when it’s fear of losing power.”
Guilt stabbed at Kevin’s heart. Eric had done something no one else before had done, by trying to share it with him, and had what everyone who didn’t out of fear of losing it, happen to him. What did that say about his feelings for Kevin? Or did it say something more about his intelligence?
“What do you need my help with?”
“Besides wanting in on your research, I need to use your relationship with Eric. Not for anything nefarious, don’t worry. Let me explain. Oh, hang on.”
Nervousness began to creep back into Kevin, and he began to feel like he should get up and run, but before he could think further on that, Colin’s hand emerged from his jacket, holding what looked like a small salt shaker with blinking blue LED lights. It popped it on the table and flicked it on. “There! Now there’s no need to worry about what we’re talking about.”
“What.... what is that?”
“Just a mere conversation blocker. No one will be able to make out what we’re saying, and if they try, it won’t make any sense to them.”
Kevin peered forward, looking at it. “That’s... that’s some futuristic shit right there.” Colin just beamed his bright grin back at him, not making any movement. “I assume it’s recording me too?”
“Oh, I wouldn’t worry about that. Now, getting back to your friend Eric, I’m aware he’s found himself in quite a bit of a pickle. As has you yourself.” Kevin still felt queasy thinking about it, but at least he knew it wasn’t morning sickness. “What’s more is that this isn’t an isolated incident, though no one beyond you and I know the real reason yet. Most aren’t even aware they’re with child yet.”
“So what’s the reason? I mean, I get Eric, but what about the rest of us?”
“Ah, but you’ve almost answered your own question right there. Eric. Think of him as a bit of a patient zero. Nothing like him has happened before in the history of HISTORY.” Colin spread his arms out enthusiastically.
Kevin chuckled, “I told him as much...”
“And rightfully so! If you’ll remember, the source rewrites the universe to make all changes it effects, well, CANON, for lack of a better word. You make yourself a star athlete, and the universe recodes all of being into thinking that was so, because has far as the universe is concerned, that was literally how it’s always been.” He winked, “it’s sort of why I started calling it the source. That was mine.”
“And so then when Eric got himself pregnant, suddenly...”
“Suddenly it was that all of us males who use it were capable, and also, extremely likely, to get pregnant.”
“So we just need to get Eric out of this pregnancy, right? Easy as pie!” Kevin beamed brightly.
“Well, erm, not exactly. See, the thing is, figuring out how to get his source fixed is going to be a challenge in itself, I’m still not entirely sure just how it is you did it yourself. But as long as he’s pregnant, and others are getting pregnant, that’s reality.”
“So things won’t revert to normal until the last guy is un-pregnant?”
“Yes. But that’s still not the challenge. You see, everyone besides Eric who are with child has options: they can change female for the duration, or get an abortion and then refrain from sex...”
“They can hold the pregnancy at day 1...” Kevin tried to add nonchalantly.
“That won’t last forever, and ignores the problem. Your womb won’t go away until that baby it gone. And the longer that last, well, there’s a doomsday situation that is in danger of happening the longer any of us are ‘knocked up’, so to speak.”
“The ‘doom’ in doomsday makes me nervous.”
Colin laughed, “It’s not zombies, but it’s almost as dangerous. What’s more, with the vagueness of the source, I don’t know what the tipping point of this could be, especially in normal circumstances, let alone with a broken source. He still has a connection to it, but it’s making things even more chaotic and random without it being solid. But any of us could knock the lamp over and make this happen... If anyone discovers the pregnancies, there’s a chance that the source will overact again, and this time, instead of making us with the source impregnate-able...”
Kevin’s eyes widened in horror, “It’d be ever guy on the planet.”
Colin’s voice lowered, gravely. “Indeed. Some people might not think that’s all that bad, but the population issues and socio-economics of it all would be devastating, along with my preliminary findings.”
“Do I even want to know?”
“Probably not. But here it is: at six months after their 18th birthday, the day of Eric’s first transformation, a male would spontaneously develop a womb with one egg. If he wasn’t impregnated before this egg died, his womb would begin to die and would eventually kill the teenager unless surgically removed. And with the level of ‘sourceness’ involved... I hate calling it magic, but in any case, with all of that in play, I’m not sure surgery would even work.”
“So the only way to live would be to get pregnant?”
“Precisely. Which is a good transition, bravo! Kevin, I need your help, and in lieu of coming right out and saying it, may I just invite you back to my place?”
“Colin, are you... wait, what? Seriously? This is how you’re asking me out?”
“I find you attractive, and I think the feeling is mutual. And if we’re going to be working together,” he reached out and took Kevin’s hand. It was strong and warm. “We might want to dull those a bit.”
The first think on his mind was Eric, but screw it, Eric clearly didn’t give him the same consideration, so why should Kevin? And Colin was honestly the first person he’d met who he could call both seriously handsome and beautiful. But then a though hit him, “Wait, are you out to get pregnant? By ME??”
Colin laughed, “MY, presumptuous as all get out!” He continued laughing, then paused, “But yes.”
Kevin blushed. He’d never topped before, but the idea did stir something inside him. Well, several things. Sex with him. Any sex. Sex in general. He might need to wait to stand. But no. “I don’t think I can do that. I already have one kid that I won’t be able to take care of. I can’t add to all these worries.”
“It’s no worry. I’m not looking to be a parent, and if you’re not wanting to keep yours, you don’t need to worry about that either. There are arrangements that can be made. Look, I have a plan. And in my mind, it won’t be my child, it’s just genetics and biology and something that now must be done. I know it’ll be weird, but just try to think of it as *A* baby, and not YOUR baby.”
“What are you going to do to it?” Kevin asked quietly.
“Give it a loving home. My aunt and uncle always wanted a child of their own.” Kevin lowered his eyes, and went deep in thought. “If it’ll help you, I already know you’re going to say yes.” Colin said with an edge of humour.
Kevin laughed, and looked at him. “Oh yeah? How?”
“Well, besides the fact that I’m a sexy British fox, there’s also that,” He pointed over his shoulder at the barista. “Him.”
“The Barista? Why, you’re planning on inviting him?” Kevin made a face to show that didn’t appeal to him. He just wasn’t ready for a threesome so early in his sexual career
Colin made a disgusted face too, “Oh, God no, please man, that’s my son!”
“Your... your son? You already have one?” It was getting to the point in shocks today that Kevin just wanted to go home and crawl under his bed.
“Well, not yet. But in time-bendy terms, yes, I suppose I do. WE do. He’s our son. A man my uncle knew gave him to them when I was a little boy.”
“That’s... that’s my son? And you’re... you’re a TIME traveler????” Kevin felt light headed all over again.
Colin smiled a knowing smile. He was an enigma. “There’s so much you can do, just wait. But my point is, you don’t have to think of it as your baby any more than you’d think of that barista as your son.”
Kevin was so exasperated that he was willing to just throw his hands up and go with anything at this point. He rolled his head. “I... I guess that makes sense. Wait, is this how you always convince people to get into bed with you?”
Colin laughed a final, belly chuckle. “Only with you, Kev, only with you. You ready to go?”
Kevin collected his laptop and books, and gave a shaky wave to the barista behind the counter. He must have had a weird look on his face, because he was getting a confused face from the barista in turn. As he walked out the door, he turned to look at his nametag.
I have another chapter coming, and it's possibly the longest one yet. It's somewhat annoying, since I'm the first one to say that I prefer stories that are shorter and to the point, and not so caught up on so much PLOT, but it turns out I really can't write like that. Sorry, if that's not what you prefer.
Though, at this point, if you are you've probably given up on this story, ha. Thanks to those who are still reading
-- Edited by Greetus the Fetus on Monday 23rd of January 2012 03:48:54 PM
They headed back to Colin’s apartment, a loft he was renting by the harbour. The cluster of glass buildings around the water made the light dance and shine in a way that always made Kevin feel dizzy and regard the area as almost unearthly and really, really expensive.
The entered the lobby, the staffer at the desk nodding hello to Colin, and him waving in return. They rode the elevator up with a few others who lived in the building, each bidding greetings to each other, at least all knowing each other from sight. They had no idea how special Colin was, Kevin bet. And by extension, he guessed himself too. Knowing what they were about to go do while these other people went about their lives a few feet away, it was extremely weird to think about.
One by one the others got off, until it was just the two of them. Colin smiled warmly at Kevin, and Kevin tried to muster up a smile in return, but was so nervous that it must have shown. He was shaking as if he was cold, shivering, but he felt his hot damp palms and a wetness under his arms, and he knew that he had to get a grip. Colin shuffled over to him as the elevator continued its climb, and put his arm around Kevin. He didn’t say anything. Kevin turned his head to look at Colin, who just smiled comfortingly, and Kevin could feel himself just about melt.
He reached his own arm out, wrapping it around Colin’s lower back, feeling the tightly corded muscles underneath his adorably British sweater vest. Unable to help himself, and given the circumstances, not really seeing a reason to try, Kevin began to massage his back, rubbing his hand lower and lower, until it was cupping Colin’s firm and perky bubble butt. Colin gave a funny little hop, pretending to be surprised, and Kevin’s hand slipped into Colin’s back pocket. The elevator stopped and the doors opened, revealing two serious and scowling lawyer types waiting to go down. Colin gave a sarcastic salute, and the two of them got off, arms wrapped around each other, like two love sick puppies who couldn’t keep their hands off each other.
Kevin watched Colin try to work the keys into his door and could tell that his heart was also racing too, and he was feeling the same electrical energy that horniness and impending sex always brings, the jitteriness and the head buzzing excitement. He cocked his head at Kevin and rolled his eyes at himself, “Never could get the hang of these things...” before the key suddenly slipped in, and they fell inside, arms wrapped around one another and lips locked in a sloppy and wet embrace. They spun as Colin flung his arm out to shut the door and in almost one action pushed Kevin onto his couch, pouncing on top.
Kevin giggled as Colin’s beard tickled his cheek, and began to loosen Colin’s tie as they continued kissing. Colin reached down and pulled Kevin’s t-shirt over his head, tossing it to a far corner, and began to massage his back.
Kevin pulled back for a second. “As both hot and adorable as this vest is, I have to get rid of it for now.” With a stab of guilt, he pulled it off Colin, revealing a hairy and sculpted chest. Kevin smiled. Colin pushed him up and began to cover Kevin’s front with kisses, before seating himself properly and pulling Kevin on top of him, so that he was straddling him. Kevin gyrated his hips, rubbing himself against Colin.
After making out for a while like this, Colin began to clumsily work the buttons on Kevin’s pants, and then closed him in a strong embrace, throwing him down on the couch so that he was laying down. He pulled Kevin’s pants and underwear off, revealing his hard penis. Colin immediately began to suck it, slowly and teasingly, rubbing Kevin’s own slightly furry stomach with his other hand.
After a bit it was too much, and it was beginning to driving Kevin wild. He pushed Colin off him, kissing him and then forcing him back still more, until he was now on top on the opposite end of the couch. Kevin broke off the kiss and went down to his crotch, fumbling with the belt and then the button on his dress pants, releasing Colin’s dick, which was so hard it looked like to might literally explode. Kevin pounced on it, sucking it almost hungrily, licking the head and his balls. Colin moaned, pumping in and out of his mouth with his hips.
Colin let Kevin blow him for several minutes, before putting a hand on his shoulder. “Oh, I think it’s time, Kev. Let’s do this.” Kevin looked up and Colin nodded. He grinned and grabbed Colin’s legs, wrapping them around his head, raising back up to meet Colin at the arm of the couch and started kissing him once again. He felt Colin reach down and take his penis in his hand, guiding it into his butthole. Kevin moaned as it popped in after a moment’s resistance. He stood and grabbed Colin’s ankles in his hands, and began to pound in and out, eliciting moans and groans of pleasure from the both of them.
Colin put his hand on Kevin after a bit, who stopped. They flipped, with Kevin seating himself on the couch while Colin hovered over him, giving Kevin the range of motion to pump him like a jack hammer, to Colin’s utter delight. Soon his legs were sore though, so he moved forward, onto the ground, to lay on all fours. Kevin got up, and continued to hump him from behind.
Colin’s hard penis was swinging like a pendulum with each thrust, hitting his stomach each time Kevin banged him. It was driving him wild. “I’m ready, I’m so close now,” Colin cried, and Kevin grunted in reply. He was soon unleashing his load inside him, a warm and soothing feeling spreading inside of him. While Colin cried out in pleasure, letting go of his own stream of cum. Completely tired and drained, the two sank to the floor, Kevin still inside of Colin.
They laid on the floor like that for a while, panting and resting. “That was amazing, Kevin.” Kevin blushed, “No, I’m serious, that was... the only word I can think of right now is amazing!” Colin seemed to gain a new sense of vigour, and hopped up off the floor, taking Kevin’s head in both hands and kissing him on the forehead. “Thank you!”
Colin sprang up, and began rifling through his bag, before pulling out a leather bound book. He held it up and shook it, as if in victory, and yelled, “Yaha! Success!”
Kevin had backed himself up a little and was now resting his back on the leg of the couch, and had pulled a small blanket over himself, half in interest of warmth, and half because, now that the sex was over, he was very aware that he was in a massive room with four glass walls looking onto at least seven other apartment buildings. “What is it?”
Colin was obviously unperturbed with this, as he continued to prance around buck naked, leaving Kevin to wonder what sorts of nightly shows he was giving his neighbours, parading his hairy butt around. Kevin was jealous. “Oh, it’s nothing,” Colin responded, “Only you’re looking at the latest father-to-be!” He held up his book triumphantly.
Kevin tried his best not to associate himself with his own part in this news, and so just replied, “Congratulations! I.... guess,” and did his best to smile.
“No, no, definitely congratulations! It’s definitely wonderful knowing I won’t be dying a horrible, horrible death,” he laughed, and it was so contagious Kevin found himself laughing too. “Plus, I know for a fact that I’m soon going to be making my aunt very, very happy.”
That part did make Kevin feel better, but still. “Yeah, about that...” Kevin knotted his eyebrows.
“Hang on, one sec, I want to get this show on the road...” He said, holding up his one hand and scribbling in his book with the other, erasing something, and then writing again. He sighed and closed his eyes for a moment, before lurching and racing for the bathroom. Kevin made and face and grabbed two of the couch pillows, clutching them to his ears in hopes of drowning out the sound.
Colin emerged from the bathroom a few minutes later, looking not quite as green as he had when he’d run there, but was now definitely covered in a thin sheen. He looked like he was glowing. “How do I look?” he asked, spinning around. He’d put on a pair of boxer briefs, which, as he spun, lowered a bit almost imperceptively at the middle...
“Whoa! What did you do?” Kevin asked, shocked, jumping to his feet and hurrying over. He put his hand on Colin’s furry stomach, and felt that it was now for sure bulging out, if only the slightest bit. He wouldn’t have been able to tell if he hadn’t turn to the side, and even still, it was the elastic of his underwear that was really giving it away. He was now sporting a bit of a dome.
“Oh, you know, just worked a little magic to jump start this little shindig!” He spun around again with a little dance move to show off his body, “What do you think?”
“You look good. You’re wearing it well, and not to sound like a Lifetime movie, but you’re practically glowing! How’d you do it?” Kevin couldn’t help but continue to poke Colin’s stomach, feeling his abs give way to something underneath, feeling how what looked like the starts of a college beer belly was actually hard and firm.
“The opposite of what you’re doing, really. Jump started my pregnancy ahead about... three and a half, maybe four months? It’s hard to tell with pencil. Maybe I should go digital? Maybe our research will help me make that leap.” He looked down, as if seeing it for the first time, and poked himself with a finger. “HELLO CHARLIE!”
Kevin laughed. “How does it feel?”
Colin looked up. “A little weird. Well, a lot weird. Like, heavy. Inside. It’s hard to describe. And a little sore, actually. But other than that, swell!” He chuckled, “No pun intended, really. I might not even notice anything was different if I didn’t know any better.” He sat down. “It’s great not having to worry about throwing up any more than that.”
Kevin nodded, briefly thinking about Eric and his weeks of morning sickness, and felt queasy, but didn’t want to bring him up.
“And I actually think,” he began to rub his nipples a little, and sucked in air. “No, I *know*, yes, my nipples are sore.”
Deciding that there were very few boundaries left between them at this point, Kevin carefully poked Coin’s chest, but didn’t feel anything. He said as much, “I don’t think you’ll be getting boobs any time soon.” Kevin laughed, and Colin joined him.
“No, I don’t imagine. I feel like my uncle would have mentioned it if the man who gave him a baby had had knockers.” Colin grew briefly serious then, “Are you sure you don’t want to just go ahead with your pregnancy right now, with me? I mean, that took more energy to speed it along than I’d have guessed, but I’d say that another two or three goes at it might get me done. And if we’re having sex anyways, I mean, why not?”
Kevin didn’t even give it any consideration, “No, I’m not ready yet, I don’t have a plan, and I don’t think even with nine months I would be. I’m fine, I’ll just... figure something out. But I’m definitely not ready for, when did you think you’d have yours?”
“Today or tomorrow, hopefully. Definitely not ready for any longer than that.” He smiled again, “Really depends on how much work you’re willing to put in!”
Kevin shook his head, “I don’t know how you’re planning on doing it,,,”
Colin put his hand on the back of Kevin’s neck and pulled him in for another kiss, “I’m just that amazing.”
Kevin thought for a second, and then smacked him playfully. “Wait, hang on, another two or three goes at it? I thought this was going to be a one time thing, what kind of man do I look like?” he cried in mock indignation.
“The kind of man who really likes to enjoy himself” Colin replied, pulling Kevin in for a kiss, and took his hand to guide him into the bedroom.
****
After resting for a bit, Colin untangled himself from Kevin, who’d been starting to drift to sleep. He couldn’t blame him, really. ‘I’ve been working the poor guy to the bone!’
He laughed inside his head at that. He reached for his nightstand, where he’d left his book, and began scribbling in it again. He briefly paused, afraid that he’d wake up Kevin, when he saw that he had already come around.
“Hey, what’cha doing?” He propped himself up on his elbow and cocked his head cutely.
‘Man, this kid’s a dreamboat!’ Colin thought to himself.
“Oh, uh, nothing. I didn’t want to wake you, but like I’ve been saying, I’m just really eager to get this over with. I was just going to head into the bathroom and...”
“Conk your head on the tiles? That’s crazy! I know from experience how uncomfortable these transformations usually are, and I would imagine your’s is going to be way worse. You should take it easy and just do it in here on the bed. I can go an...”
“Stay? I mean, if you don’t mind? It’s just that, yeah, I’m pretty sure this isn’t going to be pleasant, I wouldn’t object to having you here...”
Kevin slyly raised an eyebrow, “Yeah? Ok, sure.”
“Right!” Colin said, with flourish, and checked the box in his book. “Here we go!”
They waited a minute, Colin reaching out his hand for Kevin’s, who gave it a reassuring squeeze. He began to feel pressure in his pelvis, and told Kevin as much. As the pressure intensified, Colin pushed his head back into his pillow and tried to find some sort of release, but there was none. The pressure kept building up, with nowhere to go, pushing his stomach further and further out. He knew he was imagining it, but he could almost feel his internal organs being crushed. He knew it was just his imagination, and yet, it was getting harder and harder to breath, or take any deep breaths. The pressure was also building on his bladder, and he felt like his might burst now in more ways than one. He tried to speak, “I need... to go... to the toilet...”
Kevin immediately nodded and sprang up, using his strong arms and back to help sit Colin up, who was surprised at just how little he could now bend. He tried to get to his feet, but fell back and had to sheepishly say, “Uh, sorry, sorry, I’m going to need you to do most of the work,” he panted, as his stomach continued to spasm and grow. His brain didn’t know where his center of balance was anymore, causing the room to spin and him to almost careen to the floor, until Kevin was able to also get his feet on the floor and offer him support. They tried to take a few step, Kevin’s eyes wide in panic, but it wasn’t working. Colin’s body was still going crazy.
Kevin put his arm under Colin’s bottom, almost testing, gave a satisfied grunt, and put Colin’s arm across his shoulders. He picked him up deftly, only grimacing a little as he straightened out. “Ah, ha! I’ve... I’ve never really tried to see how much I could lift until now! How much do you weigh?”
Colin grunted and almost cried out, “Another time??”
“Right, right, sorry!” Kevin blushed, embarrassed, and then hurried Colin over to the toilet, setting him down and then pulling his briefs down. Colin sighed, both at the relief on his bladder, and the relief on his waist. He hadn’t released just how much the elastic had been pressing into him. He felt immeasurably better as the changes to his body calmed down and stopped.
“How do you feel?” Kevin asked, a look of concern on his face. He stood over Colin, with his beefy but slender arms crossed over his chest. Colin was surprised at how protected he felt.
“I feel good. Good. I feel good.” Colin tried to take stock of where he was. “Do I look like I swallowed a watermelon?” His stomach, or full-fledged belly now, as it was, was basically sitting in his lap, shoving his cock and balls deep into the toilet. He was joyful that they were not, as yet, submerged. It was an odd sensation, feeling so much of his skin against his skin. He definitely felt heavier, and his chest was sore and tender when he tried again to poke it. It seemed a little fuller, but still looked male.
He tried to take a deep breath, testing to see if it still felt like his lungs were being squeezed. He couldn’t take in as much air as he typically could, but he was relieved that he didn’t feel like he was suffocating anymore. He held out his hands, and Kevin obliged by pulling him to his feet. He stood in front of his mirror, eyes wide in wonder.
“Judging from my book, I’m about... 80 or 90 percent of the way there. I don’t know, it’s so hard to tell. What is that? 7? 8? I can’t be 9 months, can I? God, I look like a whale!” he exclaimed, but laughed at the sight of himself, and put his hand around his belly. “Look at it, this is so bizarre! Way further than I thought I’d be able to get with that session of sex.”
“Must have been more vigorous than we realised!” Kevin tentatively put his hand out, and then placed it on Colin’s stomach. “Wow, it’s soooo warm.” He paused. “This is, undoubtedly, the strangest thing I’ve ever done.”
Colin looked up at Kevin, surprised to see tears in his eyes, before realising he had them too. “And for both of us, that’s saying something!”
“I can’t believe that’s my baby in there...”
Colin nodded dumbly, almost lost in thought. “I know, it’s too weird. Just think, someday this is going to be you,” he said, pointing at his body.
Kevin took his hand away. “Yeah. One day.”
Colin went back to the mirror, not wanting to get back into this discussion, especially since he knew it’d just lead back to Eric, someone Colin was thinking more and more of as the competition. He couldn’t believe how much difference an afternoon could make on someone’s feelings. This was not why he’d come here.
He tried to buck up, and live in the moment though.“So what do you say, one more quick romp around and then do the due?” Colin asked, trying to sound a lot more peppy than the absolute drain he currently felt like.
“What, like, now?” Kevin said, shocked. “I don’t think I can, I mean, it’s already,” he looked at his watch. “Holy fuck, is that the right time?? My mom is going to absolutely KILL me!” Kevin started gathering his things, and half-assedly trying to dress himself as he ran for the door.
Colin tried to chase him, but found that he really didn’t know how to move anymore, “Wait!” he called, successfully making his way to the door before groaning at himself, realising he was waddling. He put a hand to his back, which was already beginning to kill him. With his other, he tried to hold up his belly. As he shuffled along, he felt his belly button shift and begin to move. With a few more stops, he could swear he heard the sound of it popping out, and felt the strange sensation of cold air hitting skin that hadn’t been exposed since he’d been a baby.
He called out, “let’s just use your phone, there’s no need for you to be living with your mother anymore. You don’t even have to be in high school!”
Kevin looked up from tying his shoes. “Maybe that’s how you want to use the... source... or whatever you all call it, but that’s not how I’m going to do it. I’m just going to go about my life and not let it get me into any bigger messes than it already has. I’m perfectly happy with the way things are going, thank you very much.”
Colin tried to change tactics, to sooth the situation. “Right, sorry, that’s not what I meant. Call it a cultural misunderstanding”
“Are you sure it’s not generational?”
Colin mock clutched his fake pearls. “Heavens to Betsy, deary. No! I’m practically the same age as you, boy!”
Kevin scoffed, “Right, but how many YEARS have you been around. I’m starting to get wise to this way of thinking, just to you know.”
“Touché. I’m still willing to tell you all about me, but please, just don’t leave me this way.” He pleaded, spreading out his arms and gesturing at his body. “I’m not really sure how I’m expected to sleep in this state.”
Kevin soften, perhaps realising how short he was coming across, “Right, sorry. I didn’t mean to fly off the handle, I just mean... My mom needs me. I will be back, I didn’t mean to make it sound like I was running off.” He lightened up a bit, “besides, your current state is sort of completely your own fault. This scenario was all your concoction. Plus, you didn’t really need to go jumping the gun on it like that so quickly.” He giggled, “you *could* have had yourself a perfectly reasonable sleep tonight if you’d thought it through and stopped at where you were... But yes, I will be back.” Kevin was secretly beaming inside for at least being able to take some control over the situation.
Colin sighed in exaggerated mock relief, “Phew! Because I was really not ready for there to be another absentee father in this world.” He grew slightly more serious, “I really don’t want to be alone tonight though. Can’t you stay?”
“I have school tomorrow...”
“SCHOOL? You’re not going to come until after school? I have to wait around looking like a lopsided beach ball for more than 15 hours?”
“Hey, you knew what you were getting into!” Kevin winked, finishing his shoes finally. “Just think about all the people who can’t fast track this sort of thing!” He crossed the room back to where Colin was standing, wrapping his arms around the Brit. “You need rest, I can’t imagine you’re in any shape to go into labour right now anyways. Besides, we’re going to need supplies, a book, or at least a Google page on birth...”
Colin nuzzled Kevin’s neck. “You know, I was remarkably short sighted on that.” Kevin laughed. “Promise you’ll be back as soon as you can? I really don’t want to go out looking like this, and I also really hate being cooped up, so this is a dilemma.”
“I promise, I will. I’ll see you soon.” Kevin hugged Colin as best he could given his new girth, dropping his head down onto Colin’s shoulder. “And I promise I’ll bring my A game. I’m guessing thinking about what I have waiting for me all day is going to make me horny hell.”
Colin stomped in delight, “Goodie! I’ve got loads to look forward to tomorrow then!” He then rolled his eyes sarcastically, “I’m just so glad that one of them is going to be labour.”
Kevin tried to laugh reassuringly, and paused reflectively. “And once this is done,” he said, gesturing at Colin’s figure, “we can get right into working on a way to get me and Eric out of it.” He winked and patted Colin’s tummy once more, and made his exit.
Colin gingerly sat himself on his couch, cradling his new belly, reflecting over his new found feelings for Kevin, someone who he’d known for less than a day. It was probably just the hormones talking, but he was going to be damned if he was going to let Eric end up with Kevin. As far as he was concerned, he’d already had his shot.
“This is going to be a piece of cake,” he exclaimed, looking down at his belly. “Mmm, cake.” Suddenly aware of just how starving he was, he got up to cut himself a piece, so glad that today had been grocery day.
-- Edited by Greetus the Fetus on Wednesday 25th of January 2012 12:27:30 PM