A/N;  So this is a cruddy one shot that i told a friend i would write. it so did not come out how i wanted but still funny. Hope you peoples like it! And no barbie dolls were killed in the making of this story. 

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Elliot Hutton sighed as he woke. He looked around the room as the sunshine filtered in through the blinds. He looked at his husband Jayden who slept by his side. “Mmm.” He rolled over, put his arms around Jayden, and snuggled as close to him as his belly would allow. It was pretty close actually. For a person who is 8 Months pregnant he only looks four.

The baby is healthy as ever, he just isn’t showing much. The baby’s egg had implanted on the very back of his uterus towards the top. So the singer won’t show that much at all. He kissed the back of Jayden’s neck which received a tiny moan from him.  “Morning ‘Lliot. Are you horny or something?” Jayden asked with a yawn as he rolled over to look at his husband.

Elliot smiled. “Semi but I am happy. I got to sleep last night. The baby didn’t wake me at all.” He kissed Jayden on the nose. “Today is gonna be a great day. I can tell.”

Jayden nodded. “Well the how about we get started with breakfast hmm? You go get Sophia and I’ll get started.” Elliot nodded as he gave his husband one last kiss, stood, gave his belly an affectionate pat, and went to get their now 1.5 year old daughter. He smiled as he looked at her sleeping form.

He picked her up and held her so that her head laid on his chest like she likes. He smiled and kissed the top of her head. “Sailor Sophia, wake up little one, it’s morning.” She stirred in his arms which made him smile more. She let out a tiny adorable yawn and looked up at him. “Morning angel.” He kissed her head again. “How are you feeling today?”

“Gewd daddy.” He smiled at her adorable mispronunciation of words. He grabbed her favorite stuffed animal, a polar bear she had named Ewwiot, and walked downstairs with her in his arms. He walked to Jayden and kissed him again. Sophia snuggled her bear. “Hi mommy.”

Jayden smiled. “Morning baby girl.” He kissed her and looked at Elliot. “You two sit I’ll cook ok?”

Elliot nodded and sat down in a chair with Sophia on his lap leaning against his torso holding her bear close. He smiled and watched as she played with the beloved bear. He knew that he could never be happier and that his life was very perfect. As they ate breakfast as a family Elliot smiled remembering Jayden pregnant with Sophia and everything they went through.

Once they were done eating he sighed and went to shower. He was half through with his shower when Jayden heard him scream. Jayden ran to the bathroom and found him sitting on the bottom on the shower on his butt. “Oh my god! Elliot, are you ok? What happened?”

Elliot sighed. “damn soap.” He picked up what made him slip as one hand rested on his belly. “Are you ok in there baby?” he tossed the soap then reached under his butt. “The one reason to hate Barbie dolls. They hurt when you when your ass lands on them in a shower... Why is it even in our shower?” He growled at the eerily smiley doll. “Damn thing.”

Jayden suppressed the urge to laugh as he helped Elliot up and checked him for injury. “Anything hurt? Any cramps?”

“My ass hurts! I probably have the imprint of the damn Barbie on my ass jade!” Jayden turned him to look then kissed right above his hips. “Well? do I have a creepy smile on my ass?”

“No your butt is fine. Finish your shower ok?” Elliot nodded, handed over the doll which he held by it’s leg as if it was some disgusting torture device, and finished his shower.

~Fin~