Conrad awoke in the backseat of his personal car. It was hell to be pregnant, and to cope with jet-lag, but he had to bear through it well. He looked out the car window as he smacked his lips against each other. He could see he was no longer in the city or the suburbs on Morgan Island, but was out in the forests. It was almost time for him to leave. After all, he was being driven to the drop-off point before going to see the tribe. He looked and waited for that one special spot.
Conrad's driver looked over to the side and then turned around. "Is this the spot?" he asked casually.
"Yes." Conrad said, "You can let me out here."
The driver stopped the car. He ran around from the driver's side and then opened the door for Conrad. Conrad got out and stared at the jungle. The driver looked at him awkwardly. "Far be it from me to ask this question sir," he began, "but why must you have me stop here so you can enter the woods?"
"Private negotiations." Conrad said, "I have someone very influential who insists I meat him here."
"Who is he?" the driver asked.
"He wishes I don't tell who he is." Conrad said, "Just trust that things are going well."
"Yes sir." the driver said, "Shall I come pick you up in an hour?"
"An hour please." Conrad said, "Thank you for you services."
"You very welcome." the driver said as he began to drive off.
Conrad then began to walk into the forest underbrush. He walked over many different examples of flora, and then continued straight towards the village.
After a couple minutes of walking he arrived at the tribe's village. The tribal members, once very interested in his visitation now seemed to think his presence to be mundane. They casually glanced as Conrad walked through the village. They then continued with their daily tribal lives.
Conrad walked over to Bokuratu's hut. He waited outside to see if he was in. Then Conrad opened the flap in front of the hut and peered inside. Conrad stared in and saw Bokuratu sitting in front of his fire pit. He was speaking to a member of his tribe in their native language. Conrad noted that the person Bokuratu was talking to had notoriously light skin for a tribal member.
Then Conrad noticed it wasn't any ordinary tribesman at all. It was Ivo sitting in front of the fire circle. He looked very different. To begin with, Ivo's hair was let down in front pf his face. Normally his long blond hair was combed back, but not anymore. His face was done up with war paint, taken from the ripest berries in the forest. His belly had swollen up a little bit, but it was clear to Conrad that the baby was growing inside of it. He wore no shirt, but he did wear a small skirt-like cloth which was garnished with weeds from the surrounding jungle. Ivo was very much changed since two days ago.
Ivo turned and spotted Conrad along with Bokuratu. Ivo smiled and got up to see Conrad. He walked over and hugged Conrad. This was rather awkward for Conrad, and he didn't know how to react. Conrad could feel the dome of Ivo's belly press up against his. "I fail to understand why you called this hell." Ivo said with a grin, "These past few days have been the best of my life."
Conrad was dumbfounded by this. He just stared at Ivo very perplexed. Ivo's smile faded as he looked suspiciously back at Conrad, "Is there trouble?" Ivo asked.
"Not at all." Conrad replied, "Except for the fact that I am under investigaion for talking to you."
"Really?" Ivo said, "Do they not trust you?"
"It's not me that's the matter." Conrad said as he sat down, his hands folded on his belly, "It's you. You've become the most hated man in Cahrill right now. The bounty for you is hovering in the millions of dollars. It's unfathomable what they've been saying about you."
"Sum it up for me in two words." Ivo said.
"Good riddance." Conrad replied, "The Cahrillian public might even not want a King anymore after what you did."
"It was all in the past." Ivo said, "I no longer have regrets, because I only acted in the will of fate."
Conrad laughed through his nose, and looked down at his feet. He looked back up at Bokuratu. "I suppose you've been teaching him then, hm?" Conrad asked.
"Bokuratu is very wise in the ways of the world." Ivo said, "He opened my eyes to everything I didn't know before."
"Much like our history and the ways of fate." Bokuratu said.
"I see." Conrad said, "And you truly believe in this? This whole idea that free will does not exist?"
"Free will is a glorious thing." Bokuratu said, "Fate works so that whatever choie is made by any person, fate has already a path made for either end of that choice."
"I'm not sure I understand." Conrad said, "So if I were to make a choice, fate works out whether or not I choose option one or two, fate has already chosen the way that events will occur?"
"Not all choices." Bokuratu said, "Only the few most important ones."
"But how does that merit fate?" Conrad said, "Fate means that there is only one course of events with one destination."
"'Fate' is the nearest translation in your language to this topic." Bokuratu said.
"What's the word for it in yours?" Conrad asked.
"Halikil." Ivo said, "That describes what you may call fate, but what is actually a process in which some decisions are upheld, and others predetermined."
"That sounds rather selective doesn't it?" Conrad asked.
"Not at all." Bokuratu said, "You see, we can discover which choices we can make by asking fate itself what the course is."
"How do you do that?" Conrad asked.
"Through your Bokurik." Ivo said, "The organ through which all the magical energy flows."
"That reminds me." Bokuratu said, "It's time for your next lesson, Conrad."
"My next lesson?" Conrad asked, "I didn't ask for this to happen to me."
"No, and you can elect to ignore it, but fate has already chosen for you." Bokuratu said.
"Fine." Conrad said, "If you insist."
"Terovu!" Bokuratu beckoned to Ivo, "You may go now."
Ivo spoke for a quick second in the tribal language. He stuttered over a few words. Bokuratu helped his pronunciation a bit. "You will learn in time." Bokuratu ushered Ivo out. Before he left Conrad stood up from his seat. He walked over to Ivo and stopped him before he left.
"Terovu?" Conrad asked, "What on Earth does that mean?"
"It's my tribal name." Ivo said, "I'm Terovu."
"You'll always be Prince Ivo to me." Conrad said.
"Indeed." Ivo said, "But can you believe this is happening?"
"What is?" Conrad asked.
"This tribe, this pregnancy, this lifestyle, everything!" Ivo seemed unnaturally excited, "This is fantastic."
"It is fantastic in that I wish it were a fantasy." Conrad said, "Indeed you may be correct."
"Why do you hate this, Conrad?" Ivo said as he placed his hands on Conrad's belly, "You have something that very few men in the world have ever had. You have something special that many would strive their whole lives for. And you're treating your pregnancy like vermin?"
"I have a job to do, Ivo." Conrad said, "It's a very public job, and it requires my full attention. I must have complete focus, and I must not be distracted. This baby is highly distracting!" conrad's hands flew down to his belly, above where Ivo's hands were, "I need to appear calm, content, and most importantly, normal, in front of hundreds of thousands of people every day. I can't be doing anything abnormal, or gestating anything abnormal! I'm just the wrong person for this to happen to."
"There is no wrong person, Conrad." Ivo's hands then went back to rubbing his bely up and down, "I have something magical growing inside me." Conrad rolled his eyes at the statement, "I never knew the wonder of this before now, and now I realize what I've been missing! Conrad, I was the absolute monarch of a European nation three days ago. Now I'm a pregnant member of a ritualistic tribe no one has ever heard about! Magical things can happen."
"You have no obligation to appear in public!" Conrad said, "I just can't do it at my present weight!"
"Calm down, Conrad." Ivo said, "I learned everything is much more enjoyable if you put up much less effort trying to block it."
"Some things are fundamentally unenjoyable." Conrad said.
"Listen to yourself." Ivo replied, "You sound like you hate this baby. Conrad, are you going to tell me in complete honesty that you've never had feelings for this baby before?"
"I have." Conrad said, "But they were very personal moments."
"Yet so tender." Ivo said.
"I'm sorry Ivo." Conrad said, "I never asked for this, and I have a job to do. These two processes are mutually exclusive."
"Nothing is." Ivo said as he began to leave, "Hopefully you'll realize that." Ivo left the tent, and Conrad was left alone with Bokurstu. Conrad sighed and knew he would seeon begin his next lesson in magic.
"So Governor," Bokuratu began, "I trust that you've seen the training that your friend Terovu has gone through."
"Ivo is how he's known to me." Conrad saids, "I just have trouble believing that my old childhood rival is now living the simple life."
"It's the training." Bokuratu said, "A man's life is changed by learning what we know about fate. Your friend is living proof of that."
"Must have been quite a bit of training." Conrad said.
"He learned last night what you should have learned a month ago." Bokuratu said, "You are lagging behind."
"Doesn't fate say that I sam predestined to be behind?" Conrad asked.
"Not this time." Bokuratu said, "We tapped into the will of fate, and found that your entrance into our way of life was fated, but the rate at which it happens is to be determined by us."
"And also keep in mind that Ivo is the one who gave up his entire life to comes here." Conrad retorted, "I have a political obligation to fulfill."
"Yes." Bokuratu said, "But we still have time. Now, I would like to ask you to do me a favor."
"Okay." Conrad said.
"Do you see that bucket in the corner behind you?" Bokuratu asked.
"Indeed I do." Conrad looked at the small wooden pail.
"Take that pail over to the stone basin and pour it in." Bokuratu ordered. Conrad took the small wooden pail, which couldn't have been larger than a foot and a half in height, and brought it over to the basin. It was elevated about three feet off the ground, and the basin itself was only about two feet wide. It was only a couple inches deep, and would only hold a small amount of water. Conrad began to pour the contents of the pail into the basin. But what Conrad saw astounded him. The water in the pail continued to flow and flow. It did not stop. From this tiny little pail, gallons of water came rushing into the basin. And the basin itself kept perpetually filling. Conrad could barely see where the water was going to. He looked in disbelief as the water kept pouring. He looked over at Bokuratu and Bokuratu stood there smiling.
"The first of today's lesson:" Bokuratu began, "With the aid of magic, even the most basic laws of nature my be obstructed."
"When will it stop?" Conrad asked.
"In a few moments." Bokuratu said, "Let the liquid wash out."
Conrad kept pouring the pail until it had no more liquid inside of it. He looked down at the basin. It looked only moderately full. Conrad stared down at the water in the basin. "What you are seeing is a very special substance to our people." Bokuratu said, "It's called Fiolik, and it is the essence of our tribe."
"What does it do?" Conrad asked.
"It is the magical substance in the body." Bokuratu said, "It is makes up the majority of your Bokurik. Your fetus is floating in a halo of it, and your uterus is made up of solidified Fiolik."
"Strange." Conrad said, "It can defy spatial relationships?"
"It can do much more than that." Bokuratu said, "It is the concentrated essence of magic. Use your imagination."
"Can't I use my Bokurik for that?" Conrad asked.
"Not quite." Bokuratu said, "Yours is not fully developed, and it won't be for years to come. Instead, Fiolik acts as the Bokurik when it has reached it's full potential. No one person's Bokurik is stronger than the Fiolik."
"What shall I use it for?" Conrad asked.
"Use your imagination." Bokuratu said, "But be very careful, it is very powerful."
Conrad's mind raced for a second. He then thought of the General from the palace. He remembered the threats the General offered, and suddenly wanted to know what the threats meant. "I know what I want." Conrad said.
"Good." Bokuratu said, "Just take a drink of the Fiolik. Be careful, though. Take only a tiny sip, it's very potent."
Conrad dipped a small cup into the basin and drank from it. He drank as little as possible for to experience the magic. He stood over the basin waiting. He could feel his temperature rising, and his pulse quickening. He began to sweat more. His breathing increased, Suddenly his eyes shot quickly out of reality. Conrad began to see the General in his face.
"We shall obstruct no justice..." the General was making a speech. His face was blurry, and shaking around in Conrad's eyes. His voice echoed through Conrad's ears, "We shall carry no bias or favoritism..." he continued to speak.
Conrad felt his body hit the ground, and he felt a searing headache. The General's image flashed on and off in Conrad's mind. "I can vouch for the Governor's character..." the General continued to speak.
Suddenly Conrad's vision flashed again, and Conrad could see the General, but he was not making a speech. He was surrounded by other Generals. "The man's a charlatan..." the General said, "Extremely false..." the words bounced around in Conrad's ears. They kept playing louder and louder, "I will try him, and exile him for conspiracy..." Conrad writhed on the ground. "Don't believe a word he says." a voice began to echo in Conrad's ears. "Don't believe him. He's lying. For your own good." the voice was very high-pitched, and it made Conrad's headache worse.
With one stroke, Conrad flashed back to reality. He could barely breathe on the ground. Conrad shifted to his side and lay there shivering. Bokuratu was over him comforting Conrad with his magic. "It's okay." Bokuratu said, "You must have drank more than sip."
"I drank as little as I could." Conrad wheezed in between his deep breaths, "It was definitely a sip."
"No, no." Bokuratu said, "Dip your finger in the basin, and then drink what is on the end of it. That's a good amount."
"So noted." conrad was feeling better and then sat up.
"I know what you saw." Bokuratu said, "I've seen it too."
"The General..." Conrad said, "Do you know what he plans to do?"
"I had hoped the Fiolik would have made it obvious." Bokuratu said.
"I was a little distracted by the overwhelming pain." Conrad said, "Please tell me what he wants to do."
"Subvert you." Bokuratu said, "This man believes that you aided your friend while in that prison cell. He thinks you are a traitor, and wants to be rid of you."
"So that's the investigation." Conrad said, "Will I weather it?"
"Investigation?" Bokuratu asked, "I hadn't foreseen that."
"The police are looking into my actions." Conrad said, "They're watching me to see if I have done anything illegal."
"Have you?" Bokuratu asked.
"To them I have." Conrad said, "I let Ivo get taken away here."
"That is interesting." Bokuratu got up and began to think. He rubbed his hand on his chin as Conrad got up.
"If the investigation finds out what you did to Ivo, we'll never live it down." Conrad said.
"That is what your Bokurik is for." Bokuratu said.
"What do you mean?"
"Your Bokurik has a special power you have not used yet." Bokuratu said, "It can wipe a person's memory of any event, memory, or idea instantaneously. Let the investigation proceed as they want it. But if someone were to stumble upon some bad information, you can just swiftly wipe it away before it becomes a problem. Understand?"
"It seems so corrupt." Conrad said, "Is there an alternative?"
"Of course." Bokuratu said as he walked over to his chair in front of the fire circle, "You could finally tell the island about us. You could let the populace know that we are a harmless people who wish to coexist with them. You could let the world know exactly what is going on this island, and be completely honest."
"I much prefer the magic option." Conrad said.
"Suit yourself." Bokuratu sat back. "You may go now, but just remember, practice using your Bokurik."
"I have no idea what I can use it for." Conrad said.
"Imagine something." Bokuratu said, "If you can imagine something being done, or being thought of, you can do it with your Bokurik. The more practice you have the more you can accomplish. You may go now."
Bokuratu watched as Conrad left his hut. Conrad left, and looked at the village. He stared at Ivo, who was grinding up grains. Ivo smiled at Conrad. Conrad looked away to prevent awkwardness. Conrad then walked out of the village and back into the jungle, and back to the road.
Conrad sat at his desk in his mansion on Morgan Island. He sat there looking at the piece of paper that was handed to him on his desk. He then looked back up to the members of the House of Commons who had handed him the bill. They all wore suits, and dressed very nicely, and they expected quick action on the resolution. He sat with his pen in hand as the news media watched.
Randolf stood in the corner of the room, and he acted as the official executive scribe. "Be it known on this day," Randolf began to read from a paper, "House Resolution 845 is now placed at the Governor's desk for approval, or any negative comments forthwith."
The Governor looked at the large extensive bill, which must have been 1,000 pages thick. But he knew what was inside. It was mostly standard procedures, appropriations for programs offered on the island, a mere budget resolution. But Conrad knew there was something he would not have supported. Deep within the myriad bureaucratic red tape, there was one provision to build several new housing developments close to the Northeast corner of the island. The development would be a mere two miles from the tribal village. The distance, to Conrad was dangerously close for privacy.
But Conrad had no option now. Failing to sign the bill would place him at an enormous political disadvantage against any opponent. It would be foolish to veto the bill because of one popular provision.
Still Conrad sat at his desk, his palms were sweating, and his breathing hastened. He flipped open the book to the last page. There on the page was the line that requested Conrad's signature. Conrad's hand shook as he gripped his pen.
"Governor?" one of the Representatives asked, "Is there a problem?"
"Not at all." Conrad said pretending to be calm and collected. He placed his pen down on the page and sighed. "But it is quite a momentous occasion for me."
"You may sign the bill now." the Representative said with a smile.
Conrad's pen rested on the page. He couldn't move his hand. He could feel it cramping up. Every fiber of his body rested on keeping his darkest secret safe. He felt extremely uneasy as the fetus twisted and turned itself inside his belly. It was frightening for Conrad. Now Conrad could see the Representatives were now very anxious to see Conrad sign the bill. They were very apprehensive about the situation.
Sensing the tension, Conrad had no choice but to make the bill law with a stroke of his pen.
The Representatives all smiled and clapped as the bill was signed. Conrad smiled himself, although he felt monstrous guilt on the inside. He worried and fretted, but was a master at not showing it. He shook the hands of whatever Representative walked up to him, and he smiled as large as he could. After all, that was the first step to being a politician.
"Today, we celebrate our unity as an dependent state in a prosperous nation." Conrad said knowing full well the news cameras were watching him, "We have now proclaimed our unity with the passage of the Infrastructure Support Act today." Conrad continued to smile, knowing that his words were tearing his soul to shreds.
However, Conrad still basked in the glow of temporary achievement. With the stroke of his pen, he won over tens of thousands of prospective votes. At that very moment, that was all that counted.
A few minutes later, his office cleared out and the Representatives and media reporters all went to grab some pastries from a buffet that Conrad had provided them. Conrad didn't join them immediately, he instead lingered in his office. He stared out the window at the sea below him. It was his only source of comfort now.
He looked behind him as Lenya walked into the room. She looked absolutely radiant in her red maternity dress. Her hair was done very well, and her black hair was curled up. Her belly pressed up against her dress beautifully. She was now showing very much, and she had entered the third trimester.
Conrad smiled at her and walked over to her. He kissed her on the cheek knowing that a hug was nearly impossible. "How was the doctor's?" Conrad asked.
"Good." Lenya said, "They checked the position of the baby."
"How is it?"
"Downwards." Lenya said, "In the perfect position to give birth."
"Good." Conrad said, "Always nice to have good news."
"And yours?" Lenya asked, "Have you had an ultrasound recently?"
"It's very difficult to schedule these things as Governor." Conrad said.
"You have much free time." Lenya said, "The Doctor's willing to come over at any request you make, and we're all very anxious to see what's happening inside of you. So please, make the call some time tomorrow."
"I have an appearance to make tomorrow." Conrad said, "The VFW meeting."
"That's for dinner. You don't have to be there until 6:00." Lenya said, "I just suggest calling the Doctor sometime in the morning. After breakfast at least."
"Lenya I don't think it wise to draw any attention to my-" Conrad paused mid-sentence, "-Condition."
"Ignoring it won't make it go away." Lenya said, "I know it's strange, other-wordly, and bizarre, but it doesn't mean it's far-fetched medically. I'm sure the Doctor would be glad to have you checked out."
"But what if it does go away?" Conrad asked, "What if this pregnancy just vanishes from me someday? It could be possible, after all, it materialized there from nothing in the first place."
"The doctor can help determine that." Lenya said, "A simple ultrasound scan is quick, easy, efficient, and can help solve any prospective problem you may have."
"That may not be necessary." Conrad said.
"You're right." Lenya walked over to the window with him, "It might not be necessary to call him. After all, he's a Western doctor. He's never seen or experienced anything like this. No, what you need is a man who has seen this happen a thousand times before. You need someone who knows about male pregnancy very well. Someone, like say Bokuratu?"
"His guidance was appreciated." Conrad turned away, "But according to him there is very little that can be done to change what is happening. It's all about fate to him. No, he wouldn't do an examination. It's unnecessary to him, because everything will duly run its course."
"Well then." Lenya walked over to Conrad and placed her hand on his shoulder, "Isn't a doctor the next-best option?"
Conrad stared into her dazzling green eyes for a second. That one second was enough for him to realize how much he loved her, and how much her opinion meant to him. "Tomorrow morning?" Conrad asked.
"After breakfast." Lenya said.
"We'll call him." Conrad looked out the window again. Lenya smiled and leaned her head on his shoulder.
"I'm wondering," Lenya said as she looked around the room, "Is there a couch around? My feet are extremely sore now."
"Right behind you." Conrad pointed to the leather couch in the room. He watched as Lenya collapsed into the padding of the couch. She stroked her belly and breathed out through her mouth. It was at this point that Conrad realized that his feet were just as sore, and he sat down right next to her.
He began to cradle his belly as well. They both sat there very affectionately. Conrad then felt a small bump from the inside of his stomach. He looked over at Lenya, and saw she was rubbing the same place on her stomach. They looked at each other and smiled. "Did you just feel a kick there?" she asked.
"Indeed." Conrad said, "You too?"
"Yes." she laughed, "That is so strange."
"The strangest things happen." Conrad laughed through his nose. He then reached over and began to softly rub Lenya's protruding stomach. She reached over and did the same with his. They laughed as they were rubbing each other's bellies. Suddenly Randolf burst through the door in on them. Both of them retracted their hands back and looked very flustered.
"My apologies sir!" Randolf quickly realized the awkwardness of his intrusion, "But the Representatives are leaving, and a few have asked me to congratulate you on the signing."
"Signing?" Lenya asked as Randolf left, "The Infrastructure bill?"
"Yes." Conrad said, "It was a monumental achievement."
"The very same infrastructure bill that will erect condos over the village?" Lenya was shocked.
"Not over them." Conrad said, "Two miles South of."
"That's too close for comfort." Lenya said, "Why didn't you stop it?"
"Because of the investigation." Conrad said, "If I stalled funding for my people, they would turn on me, and I would be susceptible to accusation."
"You're right." Lenya said, "This is quite a dilemma."
"I don't know how I will let the tribe know." Conrad said, "Bokuratu's been very insistent about letting his people be known."
"And so have I, in case you've forgotten." Lenya said, "But you would have to tell the people. They can't find out for themselves, it makes the two of us look bad."
"Understood." Conrad said, "Until then I'm separating the village and the civilization."
"How will you do that?" Lenya asked.
"I'm having one of the Representatives throw in a relocation bill in front of Parliament." Conrad said, "In a flurry of cooperative haze, it will pass, and I'll sign it into law. The law will move the development twenty miles East."
"That's rather transparent." Lenya said, "It will also make us look bad."
"It's the only way." Conrad said, "For our child's sake."
"For both our child's sakes." Lenya rubbed Conrad's stomach once more, "And call the doctor tn=onight for an appointment tomorrow morning."
"Fine." Conrad said, "I'm just unsure we'll like what we'll see."
Conrad sat alone in his office just after he had finished breakfast. He took a look at the large clock in the corner of his room. It was just after eight in the morning, and the Doctor wouldn't be there for another half-hour. Conrad had nothing to do at this point. He wasn't scheduled to speak anywhere, nor did he have any intention of going to the village. He had jiust eaten, and nobody was waiting for him anywhere. This was extremely rare for him. His usual day was almost totally consumed with speeches at public functions, appearing before the House of Lords, and speaking to them about internal affairs. Indeed, it was a slow day, and he wasn't scheduled to do anything until after lunch, and he could finally relax.
At first Conrad didn't know how to react to his sudden need for relaxation. He thought it was odd and bizarre, and did not remember the last time he had time to himself. Often times, he barely had the time to sleep a good amount at night (which was especially dangerous considering how far into pregnancy he was). Even on regular nights he could barely sleep. The baby would shift completely inside his abdomen every time he was just about to fall asleep. A god shift from the fetus could mean another half-hour awake.
Lenya was experiencing the same problems too. Neither of them could sleep on their back, front, or right side. It was one restless night after the next during both of their pregnancies. Conrad and Lenya were able to identify so well with each other on their physical changes.
The memories of times when he wasn't pregnant were growing thin to Conrad. His days back in the Palace, and in the Royal family were faint and foggy to him. He couldn't remember having a flat belly, or walking normally like he used to. All he could remember about his body consisted of his massive pregnant belly hanging dangerously low over his belt. In all of his memories, he couldn't remember how it felt to be completely independent of any other body. Instead, in all his memories he could picture himself with his swollen belly, even though he didn't have one in any of the times he could remember.
So, thusly he was growing used to his pregnant belly, and rather began to enjoy it. Regularly, he would clasp his hands on his stomach and press inward with moderate strength. He could feel the shifting inside of him, and the mixture of fluid too. He found he was doing that at that very moment, and smiling at it too. He could barely remember why he had been so against it in the first place.
Suddenly, with a flash of what he was pretty sure was a pregnancy hormone, Conrad got a wild idea. He suddenly felt as if he needed to tell someone about his pregnancy. Someone who he wasn't sure he could trust. It would have to be someone who otherwise didn't need to know. He felt daring that day, and needed to let someone know about him being pregnant. It had to be someone who he could risk not keeping the secret.
Conrad sprung from his desk to look around for that special someone. He looked in his contact list which he kept traditionally in paper on his desk. He looked at all the Representatives in the Cahrillian Government, as well as the Morgan Island protectorate government. He spied his friends, and contacts back in the Royal fmaily. He muttered under his breath. "Who to tell?"
Suddenly, Conrad stopped. His hands flew from his belly to his forehead. "What am I doing?" he then asked himself. Now he realized that he actually was about to tell someone about his greatest secret. He was about to take a considerable risk of being exposed. He knew that wasn't an option. He knew he would have to find some other way to channel his urge. He then sat back down and sighed. The urge was strong to tell his dark secret, but he knew it would be a poor decision, and most likely yield awful consequences if he did.
But then Conrad remembered something. He remembered the previous day when he was with the tribe. Bokuratu talked a bit about using his Bokurik. After all, it was magic, and was capable of almost anything. Bokuratu brought up the idea yesterday that if he was discovered, by say a military investigation, he could use his Bokurirk to wipe the brain of whoever discovered something dangerous. Conrad thought to himself. Could he use the same principle to apply to telling someone a short secret? Conrad wondered, and decided it was good enough to try.
He then needed to know who he could call to make it happen. He then remembered one special person: Randolf. Randolf was still there, waiting at Conrad's beck and call. He was perfect person to tell a dangerous secret to, and then completely wipe his mind. He was still young and vulnerable, and Conrad wanted to test out his ability. So he decided he would give it a try.
"Randolf?" Conrad paged on his intercom, "Could you please come here a second?" Conrad smiled as he contrived his devious act.
"Right away, sir." Randolf said. In only a few seconds, Randolf came bursting through the doors to stare at Conrad, who was sitting behind his desk. "What can I do for you, sir?"
"You can help with a correspondence to some foreign political leaders, who I can't contact now." Conrad said, "I need a little help finding their information."
"Yes sir!" Randolf said, "I'll be right on it." Randolf began to leave.
"Not at the moment yet, Randolf." Conrad beckoned him back in, "You may stay for a moment."
"Yes sir." Randolf seemed a little less enthusiastic about not being at work.
Conrad tugged at his collar and loosened his tie, "Good Lord," he said, "Isn't it oppressively hot in here?"
"If you think so sir," Randolf began, "there's a thermostat behind you on the wall. You can adjust the temperature."
"I've been toying with that all morning." Conrad said, "It's no use."
Conrad began to undo his tie and take off his jacket. He then proceeded to unbutton his shirt. "Sir, I can get maintainance up here." Randol said, "It won't take long."
"Not now, Randolf." Conrad walked over to him, "I'm just exhausted this morning." Conrad walked by Randolf and purposely bumped into him with his belly. "My mistake." Conrad said as he walked by. He then proceeded to sit down on the couch and cradle his belly.
"Sir?" Randolf asked, "Well, is there anything I can do for you at the moment?"
"Not now." Conrad said, "I just need you to show the Doctor in when he comes."
"Yes, yes." Conrad said, "Everything should be fine."
"What is it about sir?" Randolf asked.
"This stomach of mine." Conrad rubbed his belly. "It's the strangest thing."
"Sir, are you sure you're alright?" Randolf looked very worried.
"Indeed." Conrad said as he pulled up his shirt and exposed his taut, skinned dome, "It is just that the Doctor and I have a very strange hypothesis of the cause."
"What would that be?" Randolf asked, "I must know."
"You don't need to know, Randolf." Conrad said, "It's only a possibility."
"Sir, I think it's important that I know if I'm to work with you in the upcoming weeks and months." Randolf said, "Now may I please know what's going on."
"Very well." Conrad could barely contain his grin now that Randolf had played right into Conrad's hand. "The Doctor and I believe that this belly I have is not the result of fat, or overeating."
"That's a relief, sir." Randolf said, "But what could it be?"
"Let me finish." Conrad said, "The Doctor and I believe that there may be a... resident inside of me."
"Like a parasite?" Randolf asked.
"Not really." Conrad said, "Like a fetus."
Randolf looked very puzzled by the last statement. He didn't seem to understand what Conrad said.
"I'm pregnant, Randolf." Conrad said.
Randolf began to laugh, "That's funny, sir!" he exclaimed.
"I'm serious Randolf." Conrad said, "Sir, I know better than that. I know that while I studied anatomy this topic came up. Men lack a variety of functions necessary for pregnancy."
"Not if they're bioloigcally altered." Conrad said, "I am, Randolf."
"That still doesn't mean you're pregnant." Randolf said.
At that exact moment the baby awoke inside of Conrad. It began to twist, turn, and shift its weight. Conrad's midriff shifted back and forth with the change. Conrad put his hand on his belly, and Randolf stood there in shock.
"It's real Randolf." Conrad said, "There is a baby living, feeding, growing inside of me. I'm growing new life, and it depends on me for everything. It is a powerful relationship, and one I believe you must know about."
"Oh my God..." Randolf backed away, "Oh my God..." Randolf began to back away but he tripped over Conrad's desk. "This can't be real!"
"It is Randolf." Conrad stood up, "Now will you please act maturely?"
"What?" Randolf was squealing, "This is insanity! This isn't real!"
Randolf began to run to the door. Conrad then held out his hand and whispered the word "Forget". Under his breath. Randolf stopped in his tracks. His eyes grew vacant, and Conrad could feel the magic working. Conrad pulled his hand back, as if he was stealing a memory directly from Randolf's mind. Randolf stood there vacant for a quick second, and began to blink again. He turned around and smiled.
"What can I do for you, sir?" Randolf asked.
"What do you mean?" Conrad asked unsure if his magic worked.
"Well you just called me in here." Randolf said, "I don't know how I ended up facing backwards, but I'm here!"
"Backwards?" Conrad asked.
"Did you not see me sir?" Randolf said, "I came in here and you were there..." Randolf pointed to behind Conrad's desk. He looked at Conrad on the opposite side of his office, "Wait." Randolf said, "Am I forgetting something?"
"I doubt it." Conrad said, "I was over here the entire time."
"I must have lost my focus, sir." Randolf rubbed his eyes, "Please forgive me."
"Indeed." Conrad said, "It's okay."
"Then is there anything I can do for you, sir?" Randolf asked with a smile.
Conrad smiled back, "No, Randolf." Conrad said, "I've resolved the issue on my own."
"Great to hear, sir!" Randolf was very enthusiastic. He then left the room and shut the door behind him. Conrad smiled, chuckled, and rubbed his belly, "Is there anyting you can't do?" he laughed.
"Sir?" Randolf paged over the intercom just afterwards, "Doctor Zhuboyev is here to see you."
"Already?" Conrad said, "It's not even Eight thirty!"
"He's here now." Randolf said, "Shall I send him in?"
"Yes." Conrad said, "Show him in."
The doors to Conrad's office opened again, and Randolf was seen letting the Doctor in. The Doctor walked up and sat in the chairs in front of Conrad's desk. Conrad smiled as he looked at the Doctor, "You're early." Conrad said.
"An appointment I had canceled." the Doctor said, "So I finished with the patient I was on, can came straight away."
"I see." Conrad said.
"Any changes in your," the Doctor hesistated at the word, "State?"
"You mean pregnancy?" Conrad asked.
The doctor nodded back. "No changes." Conrad said, "However I do have reason to believe that the dark spot we saw on the sonogram last time is a glandular organ that has developed to accommodate my pregnancy."
"I have taken that into consideration." the Doctor said, "How about physical changes. Are you still the same person inside and out."
"I have reason to believe that my insides are rearranging." Conrad said, "In order to accommodate a pregnancy."
"Interesting." the Doctor said.
"Do you have any idea how my body would have changed?" Conrad asked.
"Hardly." the Doctor leaned back in his chair, "But if I were to make my best guess..." he began with his theorizing, "I would say that your intestinal tract has probably moved backwards. I'm guessing that your spine too is consolidating itself in order to alleviate problems on your back. Your veins have probably swelled in order to fit a large amount of blood. Your stomach is most likely resting behind your baby in order to not stretch out your intestines.Your kidneys have spread apart, your liver is mot likely riding directly next to your womb, and any other organ in the area has shifted based on its original location with respect to the origin of the fetus."
"There's only one way to know for sure." Conrad said.
"Indeed." the doctor said, "I have the equipment in my car. I ask that you strip down and wait in your bedroom for me."
"Yes." Conrad said as he left his office. He waddled down the hall until he reached his bedroom. He placed his hand on the monitor in front of the door, and it scanned his palm. It was a new security device he had installed. Conrad entered his bedroom, and found Lenya was already there.
"Is he here?" Lenya asked.
"Yes." Conrad said, "He's gone to fetch his equipment."
"He's early." Lenya said. "When will he be up here."
A few moments." Conrad began to take his shirt off, "I just need to rest here until he comes."
"A home ultrasound." Lenya said, "That's quite a blessing."
"Not even Bokuratu can provide that." Lenya said, "However, you may have to cover up anything dangerous he might find."
"Such as?" Conrad asked.
"Well, suppose he finds something that shouldn't be there." Lenya said, "Are you prepared with an alibi?"
"He already has, and I have already cleared it." Conrad said as he climbed into his bed, "According to Bokuratu, there shouldn't be anything else."
"Just be sure." Lenya said. "I don't want you to expose more than you have to.She leaned over and kissed Conrad.
"We'll talk about that later." Conrad whispered.
"Well, I brought what I could." the Doctor said as he wheeled in his cart. "You may want to thank your staff for helping me with this."
"I will remember to." Conrad said.
"Good." the Doctor said, "Then we should be all ready."
"Fine." Conrad said, "Begin what you need to."
"Good." the Doctor said. He switched on the monitor and grabbed the wand from the cart. He placed the gel on the tip of the wand, and then placed a bit at the top of Conrad's belly. "Bear in mind, this isn't necessarily to see your fetus, more is it to determine the full range of things happening inside you."
"Indeed." Conrad said, "Just interpret what you see."
The doctor then placed the wand on the very top of Conrad's belly and began to move it around. He looked at the globular formations on the ultrasound screen. The doctor nodded as he saw them, "Well, my hypothesis was right." he said, "Your intestinal tract has moved backwards."
"Wonderful." Conrad said, "Any other changes I should know about?"
"Your lungs, I suppose." the doctor looked, "It would appear they've shifted upwards."
"Really?" Conrad said.
"Looks like it might be safe for you to sleep on your back after all." the Doctor looked.
"Lucky." Lenya said.
The wand moved further down the immense curve of Conrad's belly. Doctor Zhuboyev stopped reapply gel, and then continued. "This is strange." he said.
"Strange?" Conrad asked, "Might you please explain."
"Well, normally a pregnant woman doesn't have her organs displaced." the Doctor said, "It seems that along the front of you belly, you have no major body parts."
"So this is all uterus?" Conrad asked.
"No." the Doctor said, "That's the weird part."
"Then what is it?" Conrad asked.
Doctor Zhuboyev pointed to the screen an indicated a large patch of white spots, "You see that?" he asked, "That looks like a pool of liquid located somewhere between your uterus and top of your curve."
"I don't understand." Conrad said.
"Neither do I." the Doctor said, "I suppose we should wait this out and see if it serves any function."
"Is that safe?" Lenya asked.
"It hasn't killed me yet." Conrad said.
The doctor continued to move his wand around Conrad's belly. "Well," the Doctor began, "Your womb is almost fully formed."
"Womb?" Conrad asked.
"Yes." the Doctor said, "It seems that when your pregnancy started you only had a partial womb with a cervix, and now it seems its grown. It's almost fully encompassed the baby."
"Then what's keeping everything from spilling out into other parts of me?" Conrad asked.
"It looks like there's a thin semi-solid membrane that's keeping the two pools separate." the doctor said, "I'd say that is what's keeping the fetus in one location."
"How thin is it?" Conrad asked.
"A millimeter, perhaps?" the doctor said, "I can barely see it."
"So it is frangile?" Conrad asked.
"Maybe." the doctor wrote back, "I wouldn't test its fragility, if I were you."
"So noted." Conrad said as the Doctor kept moving.
"It seems that your cervix isn't connected to anything." the doctor said, "Not yet."
"What do you mean?" Conrad asked.
"Well, in a pregnant woman the cervix is the passage to the birth canal." the doctor explained, "It's firmly closed from the start of pregnancy to the moment the woman's water breaks. However, it should be connected to some sort of exit from your body. It's not, but it looks like it's gearing up to be."
"Where is it pointed?" Conrad asked.
"Above your anal cavity." the Doctor said, "If it connects there well, you'll know."
"Grand." Conrad said sarcastically, "I'll know."
"And there's the baby." the Doctor showed the outline of the fetus on the screen, "It's very dormant now."
Conrad just stared as he saw his baby floating there on the screen. He was awed for the second, and greatly humbled to be a part in its creation. "That is quite impressive." Lenya said.
"Indeed." the Doctor said, "Looks very healthy to me. Not one flaw."
"Great." Conrad whispered, his eyes focused on the screen. "That is something."
The Doctor continued with checkup, even though Conrad's mind was fixated on what he saw. He wasn't completely there for the rest of the ultrasound, but he was paying attention from time to time.
Hey guys, I just needed to tell you something about me updating the story. I know I haven't posted for a few weeks, and that I was planning on posting an update yesterday. Unfortunately, as you may know, I work in journalism and this whole Bin Laden story has really increased my workload. I just wanted to let you know I may not be able to update the story for another two weeks. I just want to ask you to be patient with me as I wade through the quagmire of journalistic integrity while this issue is still around. Thanks so much, and I hope to have you reading again,
Meticulous Kid
-- Edited by Meticulous Kid on Monday 2nd of May 2011 09:15:22 PM
"Your highness?" Zhuboyev asked noticing that Conrad was not completely present, "Governor, sir?" he tried waving his hand in front of Conrad's face. Conrad shook his head and then looked at Zhuboyev.
"Are we awake, your highness?" he asked condescendingly.
"Do not patronize me, Doctor." Conrad said, "I was studying something."
"There's nothing to study." Zhuboyev said, "Aside from a few minor details, it's indistinguishable from a woman's pregnancy."
"Minor details?" Conrad asked. "What minor details?"
"Well your uterus isn't fully formed." the Doctor said, "It looks like it's sprouting out of the end of your cervix. To me it looks like the fetus is floating in a fluid sac in a large fleshy bowl."
"You may spare us the details." Lenya nodded.
"My apologies." Zhuboyev said, "And yes, that dark spot on the screen is still there."
"It's supposed to be." Conrad said, "I know."
"Care to tell me why?" Zhuboyev asked.
"It's very personal." Conrad said, "This must remain with me for my health."
"I don't have the authority to contest your decisions, Governor." Zhuboyev said, "I just feel it would facilitate my job to know what I'm seeing."
"It's normal, Zhuboyev." Conrad said, "Tat's all we need to know."
"Fine." Zhuboyev powered down the ultrasound, "Well, that's all I need to see."
"That's it?" Conrad asked.
"I recorded all of the video feed." Zhuboyev said, "I'll have it analyzed at the lab."
"You misunderstand, no other person can see this." Conrad said, "This is highly sensitive."
"Don't worry." Zhuboyev said, "I've taken care of it, your excellency. The footage will be analyzed by our computer. Once the results are finished I'll print one copy and delete the electronic file personally. No one except for myself can see it."
"Be sure of it." Conrad said, "This could be extremely detrimental to me career."
"Understood." Zhiboyev said as he began to wheel his gear out, "Well, my Lord, I would like to humbly bid you and your wife, adieu."
"Oh, Conrad and I aren't married." Lenya said, "We're just lovers."
"Excuse me?" Zhuboyev asked.
"Excuse me?" Conrad asked.
"We're not married. Well, not yet anyway." Lenya said, "We just fell in love and consummated our relationship."
"But arent you aving his baby?" Zhuboyev asked.
"Indeed." Lenya got up from the bed, "We're not married, but I can still have a baby, can I not?"
"A thousand apologies, madam." Zhuboyev said, "I only assumed you were married."
"A honest mistake." Lenya said, "It's alright."
"Lenya!" Conrad sounded worried as he got up from the bed, "Is it necessary to tell people this?"
"Of course!" Lenya looked surprised, "Should I lie to uphold some false virtue?"
"Well, if it is more convenient for our goals, then yes." Conrad said.
"How is lying more convenient?" Lenya asked.
"For two reasons." Conrad began, "The first is for our constituents. Many of them are conservative, and very family oriented. How would they approve of a governor who fathered a child out of wedlock? It would go over very poorly. And secondly, our constituents have a preset notion of how a governing family is supposed to act. They hold us to a higher moral standard than they would themselves. We can't violate this, for then we shatter our image!"
"Both of those reasons are false and you know it." Lenya got very accusatory, "If our people cannot accept the truth, and must be fed a lie in order to stay content with themselves, we have failed them as leaders. The people need to know the truth, whether or not it makes life more complicated for them. Besides, would it not be a good idea to foster tolerance of people who are different from themselves, such as we are, and to promote mass acceptance across the state?"
"We can't do that!" Conrad said, "These views that our constituents hold are so deeply ingrained that they cannot be reversed! And furthermore, when these views are trespassed, we cannot be taken seriously anymore. I cannot be a good leader and an illegitimate father at the same time!"
"Typical." Lenya said, "I thought that when I fell in love with you, you would stay above the fray of politics. You'd transcend that in order to be honest and virtuous. This job has stripped you of both."
"What do you mean?"
"Where's the Conrad I fell in love with?" Lenya asked, beginning to shed tears, "Where's the decent, intelligent noble man whom I loved not because of his position, but because of his personality? Where's the Conrad who helped create this baby that one beautiful night? Is he lost? Has he strayed? I can take no more of this Conrad! If you can't be honest with me or yourself anymore, this baby and I will have to find a new lover."
Tears streamed down Lenya's cheeks as she began to walk away. She walked down the hall. Conrad was now crying too, and followed her, "Lenya!" he called out. She stopped and stared at him very sincerely, "That man is still here." Conrad beckoed her back, "That man is standing in front of you."
"You've changed, Conrad." Lenya wept, "Why don't you see it."
"I promise I'll be honest with the people!" Conrad said, "You and I both understand the need for the right time, and that's what I'm waiting for. The people will know about the tribe, about our marital status, about our pregnancies! We just need the right time for our own personal stakes."
"But your career-" Lenya said.
"Damn my career." Conrad said, "I almost gave it up for you once, and I'm prepared to do it for you again."
"You mean it?" Lenya asked.
"Every word." Conrad approached her. The two ran back to each other. Lenya ran into Conrad's arms and embraced him as close as their bellies let them come.
"I still love you Conrad." she cried, "Just keep your word."
"I will." Conrad breathed deeply, "I promise I will."
General Wagner Hofman was finishing what he considered to be a long work day. After all, instituting Democracy again in a small but populous nation was not easy. After all, even though the monarchy had little political power, the people were anxious for a face of the government to represent them. It was clear that the Prime Minister was not sufficient for this role. Even after the ousting of King Ivo, the Prime Minister's approval ratings continued to wane as the economy still lagged. General Hofman knew this. He was sick to death of hearing it.
Unfortunately, that was all he could read about while he sat alone in his office. He could feel the fading sunlight as it peeked in through his Venetian blinds. He took a deep breath and sat back in his chair. The regulation-blue tie that came with his uniform was nearly choking him. He loosened it just a little, seeing how the end of the day was less formal for him.
General Hofman leaned forward and then grabbed the first paper on his desk. He looked at the headline on the top.
IMPORTANT!
That was the first word written in bold italic capital letters.
Urgent that the military put down riots in Cahrill's largest city. Anti-government protesters have been taking to the streets in the largest pre-election demonstration seen in the country's history. We must maintain stability and we need troops-
Hofman stopped reading there. He put down the paper on his desk and frowned. He shook his head. "They always want troops." he muttered to himself. He was right. He grabbed the second paper and read only the headline:
Massive danger! Police Not efficient! Send troops!
General Hofman scoffed at their request. He would be gladly obliged to send every soldier available at his disposal, if there were any. The Cahrillian military was stretched out all over the Earth, and in cities all over the country. And it was starting to seem that the majority of the troops were sympathizing with the political rioters, and sometimes partaking in the protests.
General Hofman threw the papers aside and wiped the sweat from his brow. He was furious. He now had to put up with a Prime Minister he couldn't defend, a Governor who he didn't trust, and a military that didn't trust him. Nothing was going to work out well in the end for him.
A knock came at his large mahogany office door. "General Hofman! This is Admiral Schauer!"
"What do you want?" Hofman shouted from his desk.
"I have some business to discuss!"
"Is it urgent?" the General asked.
The Admiral puased to think, "No it isn't!" he said, "I can come back later if you're busy-"
"Please come in." the General opened the doors for the young tall Admiral.
"I'm sorry sir, but I thought you were busy." Schauer stated.
"Hardly." Hofman said as he went back to his desk, "I'm just so fed up with hearing people's 'urgent' business that I just want to hear some casual news."
"Our expeditionary force has come back from their tour of the South Pacific." Schauer said, "The one you ordered months ago?"
"Good." Hofman said, "They'll probably be best suited finding work here in the nation. Every city and town needs military police right now. Riots, pipe bombs, anarchy all over the country! No town can hold its own anymore."
"I've heard, sir." Schauer responded, "Prime Minister Malsef is looking weaker every day."
"May I tell you something secret I heard from one of the War Ministers?" Hofman said, "If you feel comfortable handling the information."
"Indeed sir." Schauer said, "I'm bound to your secrecy orders."
"Tomorrow the opposition party is going to be holding a vote of no confidence against Malsef." Hofman said, "They feel it is the time."
"But sir!" Schauer said, "The election isn't for a month, and Malsef's party still has control of parliament! Surely it can't be passed."
"It will most likely pass." Hofman contradicted, "The opposition believes it has enough support from Malsef's party to depose him. And according to the Royal Constitution, an itnerim Prime Minister will have the ability to serve. He or she will be selected by the initiating party, and will have control for one month."
"That's clever." Schauer said, "By the time Malsef's party can select a Prime Minister, they will be out of power and unable to."
"These are dangerous times, Schauer." Hofman said, "We have many enemies, and they'll soon see why their opposition is dangerous."
"Good." Schauer said, "All the pieces are falling into place."
"And one more thing, Admiral." Hofman sat down, "Have you heard from our sentry inside Conrad Wilhelm's palace?"
"No sir." Schauer said, "He hasn't reported on the Governor's behavior yet today."
"Very well." Hofman said, "That makes an entire week we haven't heard from him."
"I can vouch for his credentials, sir." Schauer said, "He's closer to the Governor than anyone, from what I've heard."
"Yes, I'm sure of his credentials." Hofman said, "I only worry about his allegiance."
"He goes where the money does." Schauer said, "He'll say anything if we pay him enough to."
"I need to call him." Hofman said, "Maybe now would be a good time. After all, it's early in the morning there."
"It would be a good time." Schauer said, "I'll leave you to do that."
"That would be good." Hofman said as he showed the young Admiral the door. They saluted each other as Schauer walked out. Immediately afterwards Hofman went back to his desk and dialed a number on his phone. He waited and listened for an answer.
"Hello?" a perky male voice said at the other end of the line.
"Hello." Hofman began, "Is this Doctor Emerich Zhuboyev?"
"This is him." Dr. Zhuboyev answered back, "Who is this?"
"This is General Wagner Hofman of the Cahrillian Armed Air Guard."
"Ah! So you're the one behind my pretty paycheck!" Dr. Zhuboyev said, "Admiral Schauer was right when he said you wouldn't disappoint."
"I'm glad you found it fitting." Hofman said, "I called because I was worried about our alliance. Admiral Schauer says you haven't called him in seven days."
"A simple explanation." Zhuboyev said, "The Governor did not need my services at all this week, until this morning that is."
"Good." Hofman said, "So you have spoken to him recently?"
"Just this morning actually." Zhuboyev said, "He asked me to give him a physical examination."
"How is he?"
"Quite well." Zhuboyev said, "He may have a few... abnormalities, but he's otherwise the picture of perfect health."
"Really?" Hofman said, "Abnormalities?"
"I'm afraid I cannot divulge that information." Zhuboyev said.
"I'm afraid you forget yourself." Hofman said jokingly, "You see, you forget that we control the majority of your paycheck. We give you money, you give us information."
"I'm sorry sir." Zhuboyev said, "The hippocratic oath forbids me from discussing patient records dealing with their medical history. Such a promise could only be broken for a... reasonable sum."
"We have given you six hundred thousand US dollars." Hofman said, "We have your sum."
"This information is worth at least triple that." Zhuboyev said.
"Triple! This is extortion!" Hofman shot out of his seat in disbelief.
"That would be one and a half million Charillian Hachaks." Zhuboyev said, "The rough equivalent of 1.8 million dollars."
"We may be able to suit you." Hofman said going through his files, "But you are proving to be a most expensive spy."
"You may trust me." Zhuboyev said, "What I can tell you is worth it."
"We will have it at your office in no more than two weeks." Hofman said, "And if the information you provide is deemed less valuable than the sum of 1.5 million Hachaks, we will call up that old treason charge you were 'acquitted' from."
"Indeed." Zhuboyev said, "I would not want that to happen."
"Then tell them everything you can right now." Hofman demanded.
"The Governor has no real confidants." Zhuboyev said, "He may be slightly open with a few palace workers, and his secretary Randolf. No, instead he shares everything with his lover, Lenya."
"Lover?" Hofman said, "Not wife?"
"I was just as surprised as you are." Zhuboyev said.
"But isn't she with child?" Hofman asked.
"Precisely." Zhuboyev said, "Currently, she is 32 weeks pregnant. They have only lived on Governor's Isle for 12 weeks. Therefore she must have been pregnant when she was working as a palace maid to the Queen."
"Interesting." Hofman said, "So the child is illegitimate."
"The Governor does spend much of his time by himself." Zhuboyev said, "He makes few speeches, and does most of the work on his own, but he otherwise is very isolated. However, he routinely requests to be driven to the Northeast section of Governor's Island."
"Isn't that uninhabited?" Hofman asked.
"That's just it." Zhuboyev said, "He's driven down a dirt road, and requests to get out in the middle of the jungle, and get picked up one hour later. It makes no sense."
"It's suspicious." Hofman said, "Look into it, this could be our big lead."
"The public still believes we are on the Governor's side." Zhuboyev said, "It's political suicide to go up against him."
"Leave that to me." Hofman said, "I'll change the whole paradigm."
"Very well, sir." Zhuboyev said, "I shall continue to investigate."
"Don't betray us, Zhuboyev." Hofman said, "Remember the penalties for treason."
"I will." Zhuboyev said, "Goodbye."
"Goodbye." General Hofman hung up.
-- Edited by Meticulous Kid on Monday 20th of June 2011 04:00:32 PM
It was on Cahrillian Independence Day that Conrad was seated out on the patio of his mansion. It faced away from the island, and was built atop the cliffs next to which the mansion was built. Out over the cliffs very little was visible except the vast Pacific Ocean. Conrad could spy a small deserted island some ten miles off in the distance. Conrad had long pondered the thought of claiming that island if it had anything good on it.
Conrad was not dressed formally for his relaxation time, instead he wore a very casual white shirt which he had saved from before his pregnancy. Although to Conrad it may not have been a good idea. The shirt was tight on him now, to say the least. The dome of his belly stretched the shirt as far as it could go, and the fabrics hugged it tightly. He wasn't getting ay air underneath it at all. His belly button could be seen as a little lump on top of his baby bump, and he could see the exact shape of his belly at the moment. He placed his hands on it to see if he could feel any movement. There was none at the moment, the baby must have been asleep. Conrad continued to rub up and down the sides of his belly just feeling his pregnant form.
Lenya emerged from the backdoor of the mansion. She wore a very light maternity top, that fluttered up and down in the ocean breeze. She was sweating quite a bit, and was having a hand-fan in her face in order to get some air. She was breathing heavily in and out. Her belly contracted and expanded with her breathing. She then sat down on the chair next to Conrad and put away her fan. Her hands went down to her belly as well, and she looked out over the sea.
"Good Lord it's hot out today." Lenya said. She was indicating that the temperature for that day was roughly ninety-six degrees Farenheit (thirty-nine Celsius).
"What would you have me do about it?" Conrad asked, "Move the island seven hundred miles North? Decree that the people may run around naked freely?"
"I wasn't asking you for anything." Lenya said, "It's just so frightfully uncomfortable."
"It's the South Pacific and it's summer." Conrad said, "It will most likely be like this for a long time."
"I don't know how we'll make it through the parade today." she said, reminding Conrad that he was committed to march in the Independence day parade through the island later.
"Wear your lightest top." Conrad said.
"I am now." Lenya said, "And I still need air." Lenya then proceeded to lift up her shirt exposing her now fully-formed pregnancy. She placed her hands on the top of her stomach and leaned back in the chair. Conrad followed suit by pulling his shirt up and comparing his belly to hers. Lenya noticed this and smiled. "Yours is larger." she noted looking at Conrad's stomach.
"I know." Conrad said rubbing his domed belly, "It's probably because I am full-term and you still have time left."
"Indeed." Lenya said, "You have quite a proud pregnancy. If only you could flaunt it."
"If only." Conrad said rather wistfully.
"Do you have any movement right now?" Lenya asked.
"Nothing." Conrad replied, "How about you?"
"Nothing either." Lenya said, "The baby's been quiet all morning."
"I suppose that's good for the both of us." Conrad said, "Wouldn't want to be consistently disturbed."
"No." Lenya said, "That would be very annoying. Though it is a beautiful process."
"Yes..." Conrad mumbled not very sure of himself, "If you want to think of it like that..."
"Conrad?" Lenya asked, "You don't mean to tell me you think that pregnancy is anything less than wonderful do you?"
"Well... I-" Conrad stumbled over his words, "In other people."
"Other people?" Lenya asked, "How is mine different from yours?"
"Male and female differences." Conrad said not wanting to argue.
"I think you're missing something very important." Lenya said. "In time, I think the beauty of pregnancy will dawn on you."
Little did she know that it already had a bit for Conrad. "Come on." Lenya smiled and looked at Conrad, "Feel my belly?"
"What?" Conrad asked.
"Feel it." she said, "Get a taste for a full-shaped pregnancy beside your own."
"I-"
"Just do it!" Lenya smiled and held her belly on her lap. Conrad sat up and rubbed Lenya's belly up and down. He smiled as he got to do this. "I guess you were right." he said.
"May I?" she lifted her hands in anticipation.
"Why not?" Conrad presented his belly. The two of them began to smile and laugh as the rubbed each other's stomachs. They were both giggling at the absurdity of the moment, and how bizarre their whole situation was. For a moment, all the tension and anxiety was relieved. They both felt good about themselves.
At that moment Randolf walked out onto the patio. "May I intrude, sir?" he asked very dutifully.
Conrad and Lenya's hands instantaneously flew back to themselves, and they both looked away in an obvious sense of awkwardness. "Yes!" Conrad was caught off guard, "What is it, Randolf?"
"Your motorcade for the parade will arrive one hour from now." Randolf said, "I wanted to give you enough time to prepare, sir."
"Good." Conrad said, "Now if that is all, you may leave, Randolf."
"Indeed, sir." Randolf began to walk away. He stopped and turned around to look at both Conrad and Lenya. "Before I go, may I be so bold to ask-"
"You may not ask this if the question refers to either mine or Lenya's private life. If that is the nature of the question I highly suggest that it go unasked." Conrad was very firm with his words.
"Then it shall go unasked." Randolf walked away.
"That was a close one." Lenya said, "Just keep our hands to ourselves when he's around."
"And when he's not around?" Conrad asked laciviously.
"Then touch whatever we want." Lenya said as she rubbed Conrad's belly lightly one more time. She then got up and walked away.
Conrad smiled and continued to relax while he had time to spare.
The parade was held in the city square that afternoon. This was the island' first parade, and it showed. The procession must have been two miles long, because every single island group wanted to march. And of course, the organizers were too inexperienced to know how to say "no". There were many people all in a row. Conrad was situated right in the middle of the procession, sitting atop a convertible with the top down. Lenya was sitting there too, and both of them knew they ad to make their public appearance short, an sweet.
They both sat, not on the seats, but atop the backseats. Their feet rested where people would normally sit in their car. From this position it was easier to see people, and to smile and wave at them.
"Smile and wave." Conrad thought, "It's not that difficult."
His car was moving slowly along with the parade procession. Conrad and Lenya often stepped out so that they could shake hands with their constituents. It was a classic PR move that never failed a young, attractive politician.
His car moved along, until it turned onto Englerott Boulevard, where the largest crowds were. Englerott boulevard was built so that the businesses were pushed off further off the road, and the sidewalks and plazas were wide enough to accommodate thousands of people. This was obvious as Conrad looked at the crowds. The parade would soon end after the next few turns. Conrad smiled and waved some more at the people.
Out of nowhere there were a few screams and shouts. The parade stopped, and Conrad's head veered in one direction. "Oh God no..." his mind said. Indeed, many people were shouting in terror, and running away from one location. Suddenly, and explosion went off deep inside the crowd, sending fire hurtling into the air.
"Terrorists!" Somebody shouted as they continued to run from the explosion, "Bombs!" Someone else shouted.
Conrad got out of his car, and went towards the disruption. His stomach turned, as he feared the worst. He made his way past the crowd and saw the disturbance. H looked and saw a man with tan skin, standing near the side of a glass skyscraper. He was almost nude, except for what looked like boxer shorts made out of deerskin. His hair was long and dark, and he carried a bow and arrow at his side. But what Conrad was most frightened about, was the fact that this man had a large distended protruding stomach, just like Conrad had. This man was a member of the tribe. Conrad's worst fears were now confirmed.
The man stood there just raising his hand into the air. Of course, every time he did, a bright orange orb appeared in his hand, which became some sort of fireball. Conrad knew it must have been some ancient magic. The tribesman spied Conrad and eyed him very angrily. They both knew each other. The man then conjured up one more fireball, and sent it directly at Conrad. Conrad held up his hands and backed away. He thought to himself, "Block it block it!" Conrad felt as the fireball touched his hands, and dissipated into them. "What the-?" Conrad asked again.
From behind him, Conrad's security forces ran up to the man, and tackled him to the ground. The security forces shouted at the tribesman, as they arrested him violently. Conrad went to the chief of his security and said, "Take him to an isolated holding location."
"But sir, this man is very dangerous." the chief responded.
"I must interrogate him." conrad replied, "And I must be alone."
"Yes sir." the chief responded. Security then brought the tribesman into a van, and locked it. They drove him to his prison. Conrad followed in pursuit. They drove past the disbanded parade members, and they frightened crowds. Conrad averted his gaze as they all stared.
Two hours later, the convoy arrived at Pynchon Prison. It was located on a cliff overlooking a dangerous rocky coast. The whole prison was dark grey, and concrete. It was a very brutal style.
Conrad followed his security forces as they brought the tribesman down the hall into one of the holding cells. They placed the tribesman inside the interrogation room. It was small, dark, and completely surrounded by concrete. The only part of the wall that wasn't concrete was the thick, one-way window that the security could watch from the outside. As the security forces left the room, it was obvious that the tribesman wasn't even fazed.
At first, Conrad wasn't allowed to speak to the man. He wasn't even allowed to look. Conrad and Lenya were told to wait for them to finish. An hour went by, and one of the security forces stepped out of the room, up to Conrad and Lenya. "We've accomplished nothing." he said.
"What do you mean?" Conrad replied.
"We still are clueless about who he is." the man said, "We know he speaks English, we know that he is very resilient, and we know he only wants to talk to you."
"Quite a coincidence." Conrad said, "I very much want to talk with him, too."
"Step inside, please." the security man spoke.
Conrad and Lenya both got up to go into the heavily protected room. Lenya was blocked by the man. "I'm sorry, m'lady." the man said, "Only authorized security forces beyond this point."
"She goes in, or I don't go at all." Conrad said.
"Fine." the man said disappointed as he let her enter.
Conrad looked through the window at the tribesman. He just sat patiently inside his holding cell, staring at the window. His hands were folded, and he had a good demeanor about him. He was completely unfazed.
"Be warned." the security man said, "He's very adamant. We haven't caught him saying four words yet."
"He'll talk to me." Conrad went to enter the room. Before he did he turned around and said, "this man is more powerful than you think. Stay away from him at all costs, do you understand? Steer clear of this room. And no matter how much I plead you, no matter how much I beg and cry, do not open this door until the interrogation's over. Do you understand?"
"Of course." the chief of security said.
Conrad entered the interrogation room. Conrad sat down across the desk from the tribesman. "You've caused my friends a great deal of trouble, I hope you know that." Conrad continued.
"I'm sorry if you feel they've been beaten by me." the tribesman said, "The strongest rewards come to those who hold their ground."
"Okay." Conrad said, "Why did you do it? Why did you appear in the middle of a public event and cause panic?"
"A warning." the tribesman said, "I came to warn your people that they cannot intrude on the island without first knowing who they are sharing it with."
"The people would be happy to exterminate you now." Conrad said. "Don't you think there's a better, more diplomatic way?"
"Do you honestly believe people would listen to a well-ordered press conference in which an indigenous tribe announces their existence?" the tribesman asked.
"Maybe." Conrad said, "I can arrange one for you."
"What catches peoples' attention better than what they don't know?" the tribesman said, "Knowing human nature, everyone who saw me today will be frightened for a week."
"This magic is non-lethal." the tribesman said, "I couldn't have harmed someone if I tried."
"But why now?" Conrad asked, "And who's making you do it?"
"The time is now." the tribesman said, "Our savior is at hand. The arrival of the chosen one has come. He is here to bring us to a new age."
"I presume you mean me." Conrad said.
"It is as Bokuratu predicted." the tribesman replied.
"Tell Bokuratu that I want no part in his world." Conrad said, "And he shouldn't want any part in mine."
"But you do, Governor." the tribesman said, "But you do."
"What are you talking about?"
"Don't you know what I'm talking about?" the tribesman smiled, "Feel that pregnant belly of yours, that's so quickly grown on you. Go ahead. Feel it."
Conrad obliged. He put his hands on the front of his belly. He could feel movement on the inside. Conrad looked up at the tribesman, "Don't you feel it?" the tribesman continued, "Don't you feel the power growing within you every day? Don't you feel the changes that are happening every moment of every day? Aren't you a little bit anxious about the future and what it means for you?"
"I have felt that way at times." Conrad said, "But it is not strong enough to make me go back-"
"The magic?" the tribesman asked, "How's your conjuration."
Conrad stared blankly at the tribesman. He shook his head and placed his hand near his eyes. "I don't know what you're talking about." Conrad said.
"You've been experimenting with your magical abilities, haven't you?" the tribesman asked, "Your Bokurik is getting some exercise."
Conrad averted his gaze from the tribesman. Indeed, he had been using his magical abilities for his own gain. "Aren't you curious?" the tribesman asked, "Aren't you the least bit interested in what you can do? You have a power now that you never had before. Don't you wonder what you are capable of now?"
"What gives you the right to ask me questions!" Conrad was upset over this, "I have no interest in your silly little tribe!" Conrad was well within the knowledge that he was lying. "Now tell me what you want!"
"I want nothing." the tribesman said, "Except, at the very least, an opportunity to fulfill our prophecy."
"What does it entail?" Conrad asked, "I can give you money, resources, troops, anything you want."
"Our prophecy is simple." the tribesman said, "Our tribe shall never be in the hands of God until the chosen one seizes command of our tribe, and leads us onto victory."
"Victory over what?" Conrad asked, "What are you fighting?"
"The interlopers." the tribesman said, "Everyone who has taken this island from us against our wishes."
"You're fighting us?" Conrad asked.
"And our prophecy will not be fulfilled until the interlopers cease all threatening behavior, and leave this island."
"Absolutely not." Conrad said, "No. I will not send everyone back."
"Then our prophecy will not be fulfilled." the tribesman said.
"Good." Conrad said, "And tell Bokuratu that if he wishes to wage war against us, I am more than happy to oblige."
"I will not be returning to the tribe." the tribesman said.
"What do you mean?" Conrad asked.
"I have fulfilled my purpose in fate." the tribesman said, "I am of no more use to it."
"What does that mean?" Conrad asked.
"I shall now die." the tribesman said, "Farewell, I've lived a good life."
"What?" Conrad asked, "No one can die on command."
"No." the tribesman said, "For I am sure, this is my time."
"How do you know?" Conrad asked.
The tribesman began to look uncomfortable in his seat. His hands clasped tightly up against his belly as he began to squirm in his chair. "The baby's coming." he whispered.
"No." Conrad said, "No! Wait, huold it in!"
"I can't..." the tribesman was trying to hold back the pain, "I can't..." the tribesman fell out of his seat and shouted on the floor. His hands were pressing down on his belly as hard as they could go.
Conrad was also on the floor with the tribesman. He looked all over the tribesman's body, and found a small trickle of clear liquid running out the tribesman's backside. "His water's broke." Conrad looked around quickly.
"Help me!" Conrad shouted around the small room. The tribesman shouted in pain, "Help me!" Conrad ran over to the one-way window. He pounded on the glass and shouted as loud as he could, "Open the door! This man needs help!"
Lenya saw the commotion and turned to the security chief, "What are you doing?!" she was frustrated, "Open the door this instant! The man is in trouble!"
"Hold on there, m'lady." the chief said as he blocked the doorway, "The Governor ordered us to stay here until the interrogation is over. We don't know what's going on, and therefore we don't know what'll happen next."
"The man is obviously dying!" Lenya said, "Do something!"
"Governor's orders, m'lady." the chief said, "I'm sorry. We're waiting this out."
Conrad continued to shout and pound on the door. "Help!" he screamed, "Help!" Conrad finally realized that try as he might, he would not receive any help. So he went back over to the tribesman, who was squealing on the floor. "Okay." conrad said, "Okay, I can deliver this baby. I just need some time to-"
"No time!" the tribesman shouted, "No time! Must push!"
Conrad looked up the rear end of the tribesman. He could see the baby's head begin to crown. Conrad was disgusted by this, but decided to make the most of it. "He's almost there!" Conrad shouted, "Just a little more! Push!"
The tribesman shouted again. His agony was clear. Conrad reached in to grab te baby. He couldn't grab it, but his hands were covered with blood when he pulled them out. Conrad began to tear up in frustration. "Breathe!" Conrad shouted.
Outside the room, Lenya was tearing up too. "Oh for God's sake!" she shouted.
"Governor's orders." the chief said, "Until it's over."
Inside the room, Conrad could feel the baby begin to slide out. It was obvious that the tribesman's pushing was having some effect and the baby's head was nearly all the way out. Conrad tried to pull out the baby, but the shoulders had to go. The tribesman let out one more wail during the birth. The shoulders were now evident and Conrad Cornad grabbed them and pulled out the baby. The tribesman had then gone silent.
"My God..." Conrad said as the baby began to cry, "Holy Lord..."
Lenya shouted at the chief, "Can we go in now?"
The chief was in a near-catatonic state from what he had just seen. "Did that man just have a baby?" the chief asked, "To hell with orders! Everyone inside!"
The security staff came in, and saw the little newborn infant crying helplessly on the floor. The staff proceeded to cut the baby from its umbilical cord and move it to the infirmary. Conrad sat in the corner, tears streaming down hi face. Lenya went over to comfort him. He held him tightly as she too wept from what had just happened.
The chief of security put his first two fingers on the neck of the silent tribesman. There was no pulse. Quietly the chief turned over the man, and closed his eyes for the final time. The chief looked down sympathetically at Conrad and he shook his head for his own literalistic failure.
Conrad wept in the knowledge that if he had trusted the tribesman, he might still have been alive.
Conrad sat at his desk in the gubernatorial mansion. His hands laid flat on the wood of the desk. He stared down at a news article he could barely focus on. He just read the title over and over. "Residents Still Worried About Independence Day Attack". Conrad's drifted away and he just stared down at his fully swollen belly.
Since the parade, Conrad's publicity team had decided to call the tribesman's attack a "terrorist plot" and an "attempted assassination". The cover-up was an initial success, but it was clear that less and less people believed it the more testimonies came out. For the first time in his life, Conrad was beginning to lose control with what he did.
The sun shone high over the mansion, and lit up the large window in the back. Even the bright light did no good to help Conrad think of other things. His mind drifted, and soon all he could imagine was the tribesman giving birth in the interrogation room seven days ago. For no reason he could think of, that traumatized him more than anything else.
At that moment that Conrad put down the news, Randolf sprung right into his office. "Governor!" Randolf said.
Conrad hardly acknowledged Randolf's presence.
"Your weekly poll numbers have come in!" Randolf began, "And it's not looking good."
"Really." Conrad said disinterested.
"You've slipped ten points." Randolf said, "And most people think you lied about the attack."
"I did lie about the attack." Conrad said casually as he poured himself a glass of water.
"But it's starting to hurt you now." Randolf said, "I called your PR team and they seem to think-"
"No more appearances." Conrad said, "I want to make that clear."
"What do you mean, sir?" Randolf asked.
"No television interviews, no press conferences, no stump speeches, no morning tours, no public appearances, nothing." Conrad said, "It'll only lead me to trouble."
"But sir, when you hole yourself up in your mansion like this, people start to think you're not relatable." Randolf said, "You have to go out and remind the world that you saved Morgan Island from economic collapse."
"Let someone else do it." Conrad said.
"Is this about your weight, sir?" Randolf asked. Conrad's face shifted up. He looked threateningly at Randolf, "Forgive my forwardness for asking, sir. I just wanted to clear up the issue before-"
"What if it was about my weight?" Conrad asked, "What if it was the fact that I have such a bizarre body shape?"
"Well sir, you command the respect of people nonetheless." Randolf said, "Your charisma is unmatched in the whole country!"
"This is no time for that, Randolf." Conrad said, "I have my own business to attend to!"
"That reminds me." Randolf said, "Your PR staff recommended to me that you stop your weekly trips out to the jungle."
"What?" Conrad said, "How did they know about that?"
"Many people know about it." Randolf said. He pulled out a picture of Conrad walking alone into the jungle from his limousine. "Some anonymous photographer has been taking pictures of you in the middle of the jungle going nowhere. Of course, the story about you is only at 'rumor' status, but most people find it bizarre that you should take these trips."
"I am not stopping those trips for any reason." Conrad said, "It's for my own health, and for my own benefit. I act more efficiently if I am allowed to go. I will not stop these trips."
"Sir, I implore you-"
"Please Randolf," Conrad began, "I don't need to be told how to act. As long as I can function efficiently, that's what matters."
"If you're so adamant on going to the middle of nowhere every week, who am I to stop you?" Randolf asked slightly sarcastically as he walked out, "But also, may I ask why do you make the jungle trips?"
"That's confidential, Randolf." Conrad said, "For safety reasons I can't let you know."
"Yes sir." Randolf was now seeming a bit more resentful of the governor.
Soon, Conrad sought solace in his weekly drive out into the jungle. As usual, he was dropped off by the side of the road in the middle of the woods. This was the first time he had approached the tribe since the attack. He walked slowly through the woods, and every time it was getting easier with his pregnant form.
Finally he approached the village. Everyone was outside. Conrad looked on as he walked into the village. When the villagers saw him, they stopped what they were doing. They stopped and stared at Conrad as he paced into the village. This was unusual. Conrad was usually welcomed by the villagers, and they had even gotten used to his presence. Now they acted as if he had offended them, or that they did not know him.
Conrad became self-conscious as he walked towards the main hut. From the ogling crowd, Ivo had reentered the village and approached Conrad. Conrad saw this and stopped for a second. He walked up to Conrad and stared as well.
"Well?" Conrad asked, "Aren't you going to tell me why these people are staring?"
"You're taking a long time, Conrad." Ivo said, "We were hoping we would have what is ours now."
"Yours?" Conrad asked, "What do I possibly have that you want? Money? i'll give you money! Land, I'll give you land!"
"We want our freedom from interaction with your people. We want our ways to be upheld." Ivo said.
"You haven't even been a member of the tribe for a month, and already you're their spokesperson?" Conrad asked.
"I am the tribe, Conrad!" Ivo approached him, "Every man here is the tribe. My son, who is growing in my belly, is the tribe! We are all one, we are all the same! We all have the same wishes and desires!"
"Well what do you want me to do about it?" Conrad was getting aggravated, "I can only do so much, and the fact that you send your men to blow up my downtown is not helping your case!"
"All we want is for the white man to treat us with more respect than you treated other tribesmen you encountered." Ivo crossed his arms.
"Listen to yourself!" conrad said, "I am not sure if you recognize this fact, but you are the white man!"
Ivo shook his head, "You can't say that anymore. My outside may look the same, but I havr gone through an inner transformation. I am not the man I used to be."
"That we can agree on." Conrad said.
"And you've gone through the same transformation too, haven't you?" Ivo said, "You are with child, just like we are."
"I still have a job to do on the outside." Conrad said.
"When will you come to the same realization that I did?" Ivo said, "You aren;t the same person anymore. The tribe is where you belong, and you know it. Soon you will realize it."
"Governor Wilhelm!" Bokuratu shouted as he stepped out of his hut. The villagers all stared at him. "Please." he motioned to the inside, "I have someone who very much wants to speak to you."
Conrad left the village behind. He entered the hut and looked around. Bokuratu pointed down at his guest, who was sitting in a straw chair. He looked very anxious with his hands folded. He was a young man, wearing a tailored suit. But Conrad soon remembered his face. He was Wallace Morgan, who had sold the Queen the island. "It's good to see you, Conrad." Wallace said, "I'm sorry that we had to meet under these circumstances."
"What is this about?" Conrad asked, "Why is he here?"
"I felt he had an urgent testimony to say." Bokuratu said, "That's why I 'persuaded' him to make a visit."
"Please take a seat, Governor." Wallace said, "I should make this clear to you."
Conrad sat down on a wooden stool. Wallace looked very nervously at the ground, "I'm not sure if this whole island sale was a good idea anymore."
"What do you mean?" Conrad asked.
"I'm looking out for your best interests!" Wallace said, "But I fear that the tribe might have their way."
"What are you talking about?" Conrad asked.
"Remember when I said to stay away from the Northeast corner of the island?" Wallace said, "I told you that on the plane?"
"Yes." Conrad said, "I do."
"Well, I wanted to see if you could avoid the tribe." Wallace said, "I guess I should have known that Bokuratu would have known you were coming."
"So naturally, I had you brought to us." Bokuratu explained, "That's when we knew you were our chosen one."
"So how does this relate to the island?" Conrad asked.
"I'll get straight to the point." Wallace said, "I'm willing to buy this island back from you for 400% of what you paid. Isn't that well worth it?"
"Absolutely not!" Conrad said, "I would never authorize such a sale!"
Wallace sat back disappointed in his chair, "I'm just worried that you may be meddling with powers you don't understand."
"Are you referring to the tribe?" Conrad asked.
"Yes he is." Bokuratu said, "And it seems we are on the verge of an impasse."
"Impasse?" Conrad said, "I thought we were getting along splendidly until your tribesman started shooting fireballs in the middle of downtown."
"You don't understand." Bokuratu said, "For weeks we've been asking you to let your people know that we have our space. All we asked for was the little Northeast corner of the island, with which to continue our heritage. You promised that this area would remain off-limits to developers. But it seems you could not ever guarantee that!"
"What are you talking about?" Conrad said, "The corner is still in pristine condition, and I wouldn't think of approving a project anywhere near here!"
"Check again." Bokuratu said, "One of your developers is about to carry out a project that ends only a quarter mile away from our village!"
"Impossible." Conrad said, "All building projects have to be approved by me before being set into action."
"Read the fine print in your laws." Bokuratu said, "All civilian projects have to be approved by you. This project is being funded by the United States' Army Corps of Engineers, and therefore is exempt from your law."
"What?!" Conrad shouted, "But why?"
"Isn't it obvious?" Bokuratu said, "The developer got tired of wasting time and money waiting for your approval."
"I'll stop the project!" Conrad said, "I'll cut off their funds our international aid!"
"That's not good enough." Bokuratu said, "If you do that we'll just be fodder for another developer armed with a poorly-worded loophole to bulldoze all of us."
"So what would you have me do?" Conrad asked.
"Tell everyone." Bokuratu said, "Tell the people that this land is forbidden, and then tell them why."
"Why on Earth would I do that?" Conrad asked.
"So our people can live in peace, like we were always meant to be." Bokuratu said, "As is the human condition."
"I cannot risk my career over that." Conrad said.
"I hoped you would." Bokuratu shook his head, "Because we'll have no other option but to forcibly defend our own. that attack last week was only a fraction of the power we possess as a whole. If we all attack, not even one of your nuclear bombs can stop us."
"Is that a threat?" Conrad asked, "If it is, I may have no choice but to declare war on your tribe."
"Governor, I beg you, you have no idea what you're up against!" Wallace said, "They really do possess untold power. And if you're not going to warn people about the tribe, then you should consider letting me buy the island back."
"Why do you want it back?" Conrad asked.
"To stop the bloodshed!" Wallace was shaking in his seat.
Conrad detected his anxiousness and sat back. "If they attack, thousands will die. The entire island will be laid to waste. You have no idea of what combined magic can do."
"We have the upper hand." Bokuratu said, "Either warn your people about us, or leave the island. but do not expect us to be encroached on and not fight back."
"I can't tell people that." Conrad said, "I'd cause a mass panic."
"If you do decide to tell your people about us, we will help control them in whatever way we can." Bokuratu said, "After all, we can influence people's thoughts."
"Can you make my approval numbers go up, then?" Conrad joked.
"I'm sorry." Bokuratu said, "I've been too preoccupied decreasing them to help you with that."
"Hey, wait a minute!" Conrad said, "You're the reason why people don't believe me? You're the reason why my poll numbers are slipping?"
"The human mind is very vulnerable." Bokuratu said, "Sometimes I can telepathically communicate an idea to someone, and they don't even know it was me."
"As if the attack wasn't bad enough!" Conrad was furious.
"You can make it end by just doing what we asked you to do months ago." Bokuratu said.
"Forget it!" conrad began to storm out, "I've had enough of this! I will not work with someone who is actively sabotaging me!"
"Conrad, wait!" Wallace said as he actually got Conrad to pause at the door, "You're practically one of the tribe. Look at yourself. You're fully pregnant with your own son. You keep saying to yourself you'll never come back here, but you do. You keep telling yourself this isn't real. but it is."
"Wait." Conrad said, "How did you know I was pregnant?"
"That reminds me." Bokuratu said, "How are your children, Wallace?" Bokuratu asked.
"Wait, children?" Suddenly it dawned on Conrad, "Oh no, Wallace. You're not saying-"
"Yes Conrad." Wallace said, "The tribe got me pregnant."
"A short five years ago, wasn't it?" Bokuratu smiled, "I remember it very well. How are your children?"
"They're fine." Wallace turned his head.
"Wait, children?" Conrad was cuious, "You had multiples?"
"I've been pregnant multiple times." Wallace said, "I'm as fertile as a teenage virgin. If my wife and I even think about sex, I think I might get pregnant."
"You carried multiple children for the tribe?" Conrad was shocked.
"Not for us." Bokuratu said, "His first child was made by us. Of course, he then had his Bokurik removed so we couldn't do it anymore."
"But I couldn't get the uterus removed." Wallace said, "During my first pregnancy, a uterus grew around the baby, full with ovaries. Yes, I'm ovulating from time to time."
"Oh my God..." Conrad said.
"Of course I was so fertile that I got pregnant only three months after the birth of my first child. And again two years later." Wallace said.
"Good Lord..." Conrad said, "But why?"
"We thought he was our chosen one." Bokuratu said, "But we were wrong. We now know it is you."
"But I still experienced the same thing you did, Conrad." Wallace said, "Those feelings of ecstasy every time you use your new powers, those waves of fear and doubt which you get periodically, the denial of the process, the weird motivation you have to go back to the tribe, which you can't justify, I had all of it. Of course, they didn't need me after it became clear I wasn't the chosen one."
"So now you've come back to warn me that I'm making a mistake?" Conrad asked.
"That's what I hoped." Wallace said, "It didn't seem to get through to you."
"Maybe there isn't anything to fear after all." Conrad said, "Maybe we can live together."
"Make your announcement." Bokuratu said, "And everything will be fine."
Conrad walked back into his mansion, from driving back from the jungle. Lenya was sitting on the couch by the front waiting for him. She watched him as he walked in and smiled at him. Conrad did not even notice her. "You're back early, aren't you?"
"What do you mean?" Conrad was startled by her.
Lenya eased her pregnant self up from the couch and placed her hand on the small of her back, "Well, normally when you're off with the tribe you end up being gone until dinner. It's hardly even afternoon now!"
"I wasn't in a mood to negotiate." Conrad began walking away.
"Negotiate?" Lenya asked as she began to follow him, "Negotiate what? I thought you were receiving lessons from them."
"Not this week." Conrad said.
"Well, would you mind telling me what you did do?" Lenya asked.
Conrad stopped for a moment. He turned around and spoke to Lenya very sternly, "They're starting to get on my nerves, okay? Just when I thought we were reaching good communication, they decide to sabotage me!"
"Sabotage?" Lenya asked, "Explain everything to me, don't leave out any details."
"Remember the attack last week? The tribesman who gave birth during interrogation?" Conrad asked, "He was ordered by Bokuratu to attack."
"What?" Lenya was surprised.
"Yeah, and you know what else?" Conrad asked, "Bokuratu has been manipulating the people's minds so that my poll numbers keep dropping."
"You mean like a sixth-sense sort of manipulation?" Lenya asked.
"I guess so." Conrad said, "He's using his magic to turn the will of the people against me."
"Why would he do that?" Lenya asked, "That doesn't seem much like his peace philosophy."
"He wants me to hold a press conference to tell the people about his tribe." Conrad admitted, "He wants them to know so that the tribe and the people can live in harmony."
"Ah ha!" Lenya said, "Now that's the big reason!"
"I don't know how can do that." Conrad said, "It would probably be the worst announcement of all time."
"I don't think Bokuratu would let it go over badly." Lenya said, "If he has enough power to turn the people against you when you're not appeasing him, who's to say he can't turn the people for you when you are?"
"It's too complicated for that." Conrad said, "Besides, we need to be able to develop the island first."
"Conrad!" Lenya said, "Listen to yourself, you sound like you don't care about them."
"Just because I don't want to be a member of the tribe doesn't mean I don't care." Conrad said.
"I know." Lenya said, "But there are other factors that make it seem like that. They're people too, Conrad. And you don't put development projects before people, whether you have authority over them or not. You don't try to put your personal achievements in front of other human beings. I know they're different, and that you don't agree with their viewpoint of the world, but they're willing to work with you. That offer isn't going to get better than it already is. Help out these people who ask for one thing only. Then you can be as ambitious as you want. Just do what's right first."
Conrad was once again swayed by Lenya's words. "Damn it, you're right." he said, "That's why I love you." he went over and kissed her forehead. Lenya smiled.
"Schedule a press conference for next week." Lenya said, "Give the tribe ample warning, and have them help you with the announcement."
"Definitely." Conrad said, "I will get Randolf on that."
"Randolf?" Lenya asked, "Hey, you just reminded me. I haven't seen him at all today."
"Really?" Conrad said, "That's odd." It was odd, Randolf usually ran errands for Conrad in the morning. He would be moving all throughout the mansion. He was almost always everywhere at once. Around lunchtime he would make all business calls, and his voice was so loud that you could hear him from the first floor. But the entire second floor was silent. Conrad and Lenya ooked around and realized how strange the silence was.
"Randolf!" Conrad shouted. There was no response. "Come on." Conrad beckoned to Lenya, "Let's check his office."
The couple trotted up the stairs up to second floor. They approached the wooden door to Randolf's office. Conrad knocked on the door. "Randolf!" Conrad said, "I need you for something."
There was no response. Conrad tried to use his shoulder to push the door down. However Conrad wasn't skilled in strength, so the door barely budged. Lenya came up right behind him, and twisted the doorknob. The door was open. "Thanks." Conrad said a little embarrassed.
On the inside of Randolf's office, papers were scattered everywhere, and the window to the outside was wide open. There was one scrawl of yellow paper left on top of the desk. Conrad picked up the paper and read the contents:
We were in need of Randolf for a little experiment of ours. Please come by our village if you're looking for him.
At the bottom was Bokuratu's signature. It had to be him. He was the only one in the village literate in English.
Conrad and Lenya both drove up to that isolated part of the jungle near to the tribal village. Both of them got out and began to walk towards the village in a haste, in search of Randolf. They both stormed in as they entered the village. Most of the villagers stopped for a second to look who had just arrived, but unlike that morning, most of them didn't pay any attention.
Ivo was the only one to greet the two. He walked up and smiled. "Welcome back to our village, Conrad."
"Ivo?!" Lenya was surprised to see him, "My God, is that you?"
"I'm very glad you could finally come to visit us, Lenya." he bowed slightly to her.
"We all thought you were dead!" Lenya said, "You've been missing for weeks!"
"Did Conrad not tell you what happened to me?" he asked.
"No." Lenya said looking at Conrad, "I didn't know he knew."
"Yes... well," Conrad began, "we were visited by Bokuratu who made Ivo a member of the tribe."
"And I became pregnant with my own son." Ivo said showing off his protruding belly, "I never expected that I would get to experience the joy of carrying my own child."
"Well I'm glad you're enjoying pregnancy." Lenya said, "You look awfully far along for someone who has only been pregnant since he went missing two weeks ago."
"It's accelerated." Ivo said, "I have to catch up for all the years I spent not in the tribe."
"So this is really what happened to you?" Lenya asked.
"Yes." Ivo said, "And I know why you're both here."
"Because you kidnapped someone we cared very much about." Conrad said, "Give him back to us."
"Now don't jump to conclusions." Ivo said, "He willingly came to us."
"When I saw his office it seemed like there had been a struggle." Conrad said.
"He admittedly was a little frightened when he first saw us." Ivo explained, "He put up a little fight, but instead of forcing him, we convinced him to come with us out of his own volition."
"Give him back to us." Conrad said, "He belongs back in the mansion."
"He belong with us in the tribe." Ivo said, "If you don't believe me, ask him. He's with Bokuratu inside his hut."
"Good." Conrad said, "Now I'm giving him a piece of my mind."
Conrad walked off to the hut. Lenya walked over to Ivo. "I'm sorry about him." she said, "Pregnancy hormones have him very stressed right now."
"It's okay." Ivo said, "I know we understand. And I mean this from one mother-to-be to another." He reached down and rubbed Lenya's belly.
Conrad entered the hut and saw Bokuratu standing at the far end. "Ah, I'm glad to see you're back, Conrad." Randolf could be seen sitting in front of Bokuratu. He was facing the back of the hut, son Conrad only saw the back of Randolf's head. Randolf then turned around in his seat.
"I'm glad you came too, Governor." Randolf said, almost robotically.
"What's going on, here?" Conrad walked over to Bokuratu, "Why did you take him?"
"We never did." Bokuratu said, "With our magic, we had him come with us."
"How did you get him?" Conrad asked, "How did you get him without being seen?"
"It's very simple to use magic to manipulate what people see." Bokuratu said, "With the right touch, anyone who sees flying tribesmen can be convinced they saw a group of small jets."
"Flying?!" Conrad asked, "You can fly now, too? Is there anything magic is incapable of doing?"
"That's for you to learn, later." Bokuratu said. "Now we invite you to our tribe."
"You should follow in my footsteps, Conrad." Randolf said calmly, "I've been blessed with something I've needed for a long time."
Conrad looked over at Randolf quickly, but did a double take to make sure he saw what he did. For Randolf had an extremely enlarged midsection, which he kept his hands clenched to. He had obviously been fully impregnated by the tribe. "He's pregnant?" Conrad said, "Why did you do this?"
"It's an honor for me to partake in." Randolf said, "I am finally blessed with a child that I can say I carried and gave birth to."
"This is insane." Conrad said turning to Bokuratu, "What are you trying to accomplish? Are you trying to impregnate every man in the world one at a time?"
"No." Bokuratu said, "Just the ones that matter to you."
"Why?" Conrad asked, "Is this about the construction?"
"Conrad, you know what we need." Bokuratu persuaded, "Do not leave us to be killed by your own developers!"
"You hardly gave me any time to work anything out!" Conrad said, "I was back at my position for now more than three minutes before discovering that you had kidnapped my secretary."
"My apologies." Bokuratu said, "I do understand that our attempt was poorly timed, but I urge you to do this as quickly as possible."
"I am doing everything in my power to secure your protection as quickly as possible." Conrad said, "Leave me alone until such a time that I am ready to announce your presence to the world, otherwise we have no peace."
"Very well." Bokuratu said, "though I doubt you really realize who has the upper hand in this matter."
"I ask for no more troubel." Conrad said forcefully, "And I expect just that! Come on, Randolf. Let's get you back to the office." Conrad headed back out the front door.
"I'm afraid I won't be going back to the office." Randolf said.
Conrad paused at the door, "Am I to assume you want to stay here?"
"This is where I belonged the whole time." Randolf said as he struggled to stand up with his new belly. "I find that I much enjoy the tribe, and I can't stand the thought of going back to my secretarial duties."
"I take it you are giving me your resignation, then." Conrad said.
"It is my only choice." Randolf said, "It is what destiny has stored for me."
Conrad nodded and masked the bitterness he felt inside, "So I take it Bokuratu has been teaching you too."
"I've told him a little bit about how our tribe works." Bokuratu said, "And he seems eager to join."
"I've already learned about social classes here." Randolf said, "It's quite intricate for a small community."
"Social classes?" Conrad asked, "I was never told about that."
"It's quite simple." Bokuratu approached Conrad, "You can be whatever you want here. There our some in our tribe who prefer to be warrior wielding arms and armor. Others use their Bokurik to its full potential, and are our magicians. Others rely on smaller jobs that are essential for the health and well-being of the tribe."
"What about you, Randolf?" Conrad asked, "What have you selected to be?"
"A Fyrad, sir." Randolf said.
"What on Earth is a Fyrad?" Conrad asked.
"It's our last social class." Bokuratu explained, "Most of the people who discover our tribe and join end up electing this class. This is for those who are entranced with the idea of pregnancy. You see, everyone in the tribe can and must be pregnant once in their lives. Every member will at one point or another give birth to their son. Unfortunately, not all live to be full adults, and not all have a chance to reproduce. So to keep our population stable, we have our Fyrads. They are those who are our designated carriers. Fyrads have the ability to be pregnant multiple times, and spend much of their adult life being pregnant for other tribe members who want other children but can no longer have them."
"They are essentially surrogates." Conrad began to understand, "They breed children to keep the population in tact."
"Yes." Bokuratu said, "Randolf has elected to become a Fyrad. And so has Ivo, if I might add. Oh excuse me, I mean that is what Terovu has elected."
"Ah." conrad said, "His tribal name."
"Yes." Bokuratu said, "I almost forgot."
"Well." Conrad said, "It appears we have no more to discuss."
"We have much more to talk about." bokuratu said, "Unfortunately such conversation would only waste our time."
"So may I leave?" Conrad asked.
"You could have left at any time." bokuratu said, "I have no idea why you felt you needed my permission."
Conrad left the hut and searched around for Lenya. She saw her sitting next to Ivo leaning up against the side of a hut. They were rubbing each others stomachs and smiling. Conrad approached them, just as Lenya cradled her own pregnant belly.
"So what did you crave?" Lenya asked.
"Well, as you can understand, there's not much to eat around here that you'd be familiar with." Ivo said, "But I've been craving rice since this whole thing began."
"I had trouble with morning sickness." Lenya said, "Of course, this was back when I worked as a palace maid, so getting time off was scarce."
"What are you doing?" Conrad asked, "Discussing pregnancies?"
"Indeed." Lenya said, "I don't understand why you're making it sound like it is bothering you."
"It doesn't bother me." Conrad said, "I was just curious as to how much Ivo has changed in a few short weeks."
"My name is 'Terovu', Conrad." Ivo said, "Get it right."
"I'm sorry." Conrad said, "But I don't seer how your personality changed form a despot to a mother-to-be in a period of fourteen days."
"I credit the tribe, Conrad." Ivo said, "They helped me transition to this lifestyle. Now look at me! I'm a highly respected individual. I'm cared for by these. And I have a baby on the way. This is the point where my senses are operating at their peak. And I know you have the capability to do the same thing."
Conrad glared at Ivo for a second. He shook his head and whispered, "I'm sorry, Terovu." he helped Lenya up and said, "Come on Lenya, we're leaving."
"If you must be that way, then I suppose I have no option but to go with you." she said as they began to walk away, "I just wish you had a little more respect for these people."