Author's Note: This is the first in what should be a two-posting short story titled "The Cottage Sperm Industry." Disclaimer: it will include references to and generous descriptions of male pregnancy, sex, and birth. Additionally, it will include some crude humor. I hope no one takes offense to this humor, or gets the wrong idea about my intentions. I am myself an Ashkenazi Jew like Jack. If, after hearing his warning, you suspect you might be offended by what I have written, I urge you not to read any further. Otherwise, carriers and seeders, I present to you the introduction to my first endeavor into this genre. Enjoy.
Jack was a lawyer.At least, he was supposed to be.After graduating from the Naval Academy and Yale Law, he was more than that.He was a damned good lawyer.But that didn’t prevent him from being another victim of the system, ejected from a corporate law firm that needed to downsize.Six figures became an unemployment check.The bachelor pad became “Rent Party next Friday.”
Then he decided to do something about it.
He had heard a rumor that the boss was trying to get his wife pregnant to no avail.The doctors said he was the problem.Apparently they went to a sperm bank, but were turned away: they failed the background check.As a result, they decided to pursue other options…
This was where Jack came in.You have to understand, the boss’s wife was hot: twenty-seven year old Russian mail-order bride.Jack was trying to get in there.Plus, he figured a couple liberal enough to let him ride its prize pony might led him ride it pregnant, too.
At first, the boss was incredulous.Jack would not be going balls deep in his Sasha.Jack played it cool.Reminding his boss of his wonderful pedigree, intelligence, and personality, Jack waved the man good-bye – though not without leaving a copy of his resume.
Sasha was convinced.The varsity Army footballer, Yale Law corporate-law-drop-out was going to be her daddy’s baby or red wasn’t the color of the commies.Needless to say, Jack was pleased.He had every reason to be.Slavic Sasha was well bred all right.Enough body fat to pleasantly cover her generous frame, Sasha was the type of woman an Ashkenazi Jew like Jack lived for.The sex, though, was purely American, the way an All-American wide receiver could appreciate.
A relationship that started out in the clouds came down gradually, like a plane with no power slowly gliding down from ten miles up to crash land in an endless desert.As Sasha grew with a hand-picked future Ivy Leaguer in her belly, Jack continued to enjoy the flourishing bounty of her fertile loins.He didn’t know how ol’ Rutherford Taft-McShuberry was handling Jack’s joyriding his well-polished Mustang, but he didn’t care much either.Life was good, and the money Jack had earned “massaging” Sasha allowed him to take bubble baths with her in his West Village apartment for months.
But then Jack’s luck ran out.
At the end of her first trimester, Sasha decided that Jack was no longer that “best friend that made her stay in the USA enjoyable.”Jack had trouble believing her story.She sounded as though someone had pulled the plug on her soul and had replaced it with remote control technology.He pleaded with Sasha, asking her to leave ol’ Taft-McShuberry, but it was all for naught.The pregnant beauty Jack had dreamt of since boyhood was gone.And she hadn’t even reached full-term yet…
But this was the opportunity of a life time, decided Jack.He had found a route into his passion: he would become an amateur sperm donor.There were enough women in NYC looking for a little semen.Why not sell it to them?Then, when they got pregnant, see if you can’t turn the one-nighter into a 9-month fling.
This seemed simple enough at first, but the going was rough.Advertisement publically was obviously out of the question so, at first, he turned to referrals instead.Wrong idea.For referrals to be a success in a job like the illegal sex trade, you need clients who have friends who could become clients.Jack had none of those.Ol’ Taft-McShuberry obviously had little reason to help Jack out and, at 71, probably had no friends like that anyway.Meanwhile, Jack learned that Russian mail-order brides simply have no friends.(Locally, that is.Jack flew out to London to do a job, but one referral did not make for flourishing business.)
Jack resorted to creeping.He wasn’t proud of it, but he had already pretty much thought out how to find pregnant women.If he could only mingle among the OBGYNs, midwives, specialists, and yoga instructors, he might land a few contacts and a steady flow of jobs.He didn’t need much: it turned out that the price of a son or daughter was enough to cover half a year’s rent.
Jack lived like this for a few years, though he never achieved his goal of getting with a heavily pregnant wife and fucking her sideways.The woman in London he fucked three times – each night he was in London.(The English still believe in the multiple-day method when it comes to conception.)A school teacher he saw into her fifth month, until she decided to be passive aggressive and limit his access to her growing breasts and belly.By the time she was eight months pregnant, he was allowed to touch her belly through whatever garment she was wearing and kiss her on the lips or cheek.(Closed mouth.)
Even the initial conception sex wasn’t that great most of the time.It turned out that the amateur sperm donation industry was no kind of way to get your hands on some big pregnant bellies.Who was he kidding?He was miserable.
A great start! From the author's note, I guess he's going to move onto men, let the world of mpreg open doors of opportunity for him... I can't wait :)
Then Jack received a call that changed his life.One of the curviest women he had ever seen appeared at his door with a proposition.She had breasts the size of melons, a generous belly concealing her large, muscular abdomen, hips that looked wide enough to birth a three year old, and, he realized upon letting her into the room, an ass to match.
Apparently, a closed commune in Arizona had stumbled upon a new, pivotal discovery in the history of mankind.A gay couple had conceived a child: one of the men was pregnant.It turned out that all along there had been a desert plant just asking to be discovered.Eating the powder created by crushing up the leaves of the plant allowed a man to become pregnant.All that was needed was some semen in his ass.
Jack waited for the price to drop.
“Three million,” the woman said.
“One more condition,” said Jack, eyeing the woman’s breasts and licking his lips.
“What are you doing tonight?” she asked.
“Going once… going twice… Sold!”
Needless to say, his new client wasn’t a pregnant woman expecting twins, but he enjoyed the night – and morning – she spent in his apartment anyway.The three million dollars in his pocket didn’t hurt either: a new car might work.All he needed to do now was fuck this woman’s whipped husband.No big deal.
The man showed up at his apartment the next night.He was not that short – maybe 5’9” – not muscular, but not fat either.He came over dressed in a t-shirt displaying the logo of his favorite TV show, shorts, and flip flops.This made Jack, dressed in a tweed three-piece suit, laugh a little.
“Hi!” Jack said.“You must be Ted.”
“Yeah,” replied the husband.
“Do you know why you’re here, Ted?”
“My wife says I need a colonoscopy, and that you’re the best in town and will be able to determine if I have this rare intestinal cancer.”
“Exactly, Ted.It’s very important that we get this done right without a hitch.”
“OK.”
“Come in.”Jack showed him around the main room of his apartment, asking him if he wanted any water, had any questions, etc.Then he got to business.
“Now, Ted, I’m going to need you to stand right here and take off your clothes.”
“All of them?”
“Yes.”
“In front of these huge windows?”
“Don’t worry.I do this regularly.No one can see us from all the way over there.”
Ted took off all of his clothes and Jack did the same.Ted couldn’t help but look over Jack’s toned muscles.Catching Ted’s eyes for a moment, Jack’s penis hardened into an unintentional erection.Ted looked away.
“Alright, Ted, now just bend over facing away from me.”
Ted did as he was told, baring all to Jack.His small asshole looked as though no penis could ever find its way into it.
“Ted, at this point we usually each share a sexual fantasy.I find it helps make both of us feel more comfortable.”
“OK,” Ted answered.“I usually imagine impregnating my wife.”
“That’s nice,” Jack said.“I like to think about what fucking a pregnant woman would be like.”
With that, Jack began relentlessly shoving into Ted, attempting to get his thick, six inch cock into the smaller man’s ass.
“Agh!” screamed Ted, who attempted to flee the new, tearing pain.
“Stop!” he shouted as Jack put his arms over the smaller man’s upper body, preventing him from escaping while also using him to support his weight.
“Oh!Errr…..!” Ted cried as Jack’s penis began making headway.With each forceful thrust, Jack found more room in Ted’s insides.
“Ungh!” Jack grunted from the exertion of finding room in Ted’s butt and the pleasure of the feeling of man-flesh colliding with his penis.
“Mmmm!Oh!Shit!” Ted’s screams collapsed to painful moans placated by an invisible remedy.He was beginning to enjoy it.“Mmmmm… Oh!”
Feeling for the poor man and drunken by the sheer animalism of it all, Jack lowered his bear hug so that his right hand was wrapped around Ted’s penis, rubbing it up and down vigorously.
“Oh!Mmmm!Yes!” cried Ted as he approached orgasm, the growing pressure in his penis compounding the effect of Jack’s penis hammering his prostate.
“Ungh!Ugh!Mmmm…” Jack grunted as his semen began shooting into Ted’s ass.
The feeling of the hot semen glossing his insides sent Ted over the edge.He shook as an orgasm tore through his butt and caused a massive flow of semen to erupt from his engorged penis.
Jack let go of Ted, who fell away onto one of the room’s couches.Jack dropped into an armchair, rubbing some semen off his hands and onto his thighs.
“My, oh, my, Ted,” said Jack.Ted meanwhile threw on his clothes and left without a word, leaving Jack to watch pensively.
Not too bad, thought Jack.
Not surprisingly, Ted never returned to the apartment.
Jack enjoyed the three million heartily.It allowed him to seriously consider his whole business.First, he needed to add a 1970 Boss Mustang to his vacant garage spot downstairs.With that done, he imagined himself a regular pregnant woman’s gigolo.He would accost his connections in the pregnancy industry not only for more referrals, but also for the names of some pregnant singles that might be looking for a hand.This wasn’t so hard for his referrers to do.After all, he had found created a flourishing business for them.With a reputation for not only helping you through pregnancy but also getting you pregnant in the first place, Jack’s referrers were really enjoying the kick-backs and additional business the Navy man attracted.They reluctantly gave him information, hoping they wouldn’t regret it later.
Jack had no luck, though.Apparently, the average pregnant single just wasn’t interested in a cleft-chinned, All American man who prowled for big-bellied girls while driving around in his muscle car blaring ‘70s Soul.
Needless to say, the joy of the new Mustang wore off.Fast.
Then, one day, Ted showed up at Jack’s door one last time.
What could Jack say?The offer was hard to pass up.Ted was massively pregnant – like an elementary school teacher.It had been – what? – nine months?It had to be for him to be that big.
Jack had let him in and asked him the nature of his business, how the baby was doing, the wife, etc.
“Oh, the baby’s great,” said Ted.“It’s not the baby, Jack.It’s just… well…”
Ted looked away from Jack and blushed.
“You see,” he began.“Ellen hasn’t fucked me this entire pregnancy, and I’m getting desperate.I have this hard-on that just won’t go away.I tried masturbation, porn, stories: the works.”
“I see,” Jack replied.“Well, I might be able to help you with that.Take off your clothes.”
The two men disrobed quickly.Jack began kissing Ted viciously, squeezing his thighs and rubbing his big, womanly belly.He kissed the belly for a moment, before smacking his cock against it and humping it.
“Jack, please,” Ted started to plead.“Suck my dick.It’s been so long…”
“Ted…”
“Please!” Ted exclaimed.“I need this.You can fuck me eight different ways and cum all over my belly, I just need you to do this for me first.”
Jack hesitated.His penis was rock hard and the thought of hearing this man’s whimpers as he licked his throbbing head began to take hold in his mind.This could be a lot of fun, Jack thought.
Jack didn’t say a word.He just knelt down.First, he fondled Ted’s big belly.He reveled in its feeling, hard like rubber with a belly button that just begged to be kissed.
Now, he got to task, seeing that Ted’s penis was as hard – or more – than before.He took hold of it with a hand, starting to rub over it before realizing that two hands worked better than one.His mouth founds its way to the head, kissing it at first before taking it all in and salivating, leaving it with a coating of saliva.He returned, beginning to move in and out and occasionally thrusting the head against a cheek.
“Oh, yes…” moaned Ted.“That’s good.”
Jack continued pumping in and out, occasionally stopping to run his hands over the wet penis.Then he began bobbing his head faster, now willing to gag on the large cock that throbbed and pulsed for more.
“Ungh… mmmph…Jack, that’s it…Awgh!”
The semen flew into the back of Jack’s neck and was quickly swallowed down reflexively.
Now, it was Jack’s turn.He turned Ted over and bent him down, pulling himself into the man’s tight ass.He pumped in and out, holding Ted’s belly in his hands.Ted groaned as Jack used his hips to push him onto a counter.Now, with Ted’s hands supporting his body on the counter top, Jack rammed in and out of Ted’s ass.One of his hands was on Ted’s belly, feeling it up as it jiggled from the force of the thrusts, while the other was on his penis, slapping it around to rouse it from its orgasm-induced slumber.
“Ungh!Hmmm!” cried Ted as his pregnant ass was hammered.“Oh, Jack…!”
“You like that, Ted?” Jack managed to say through his groans.“You like it when I ram your pregnant body?”
“Oh, yes!I do!”
Ted lowered his entire upper body onto the counter, attempting to offer more resistance against Jack’s thrusting.He swayed his hips up and down, back and forth, in circles.It was driving them both wild.Meanwhile, Ted’s penis was now at full attention and Jack’s hand was still there, tweaking it aggressively.
“Mmmmm…Oh, that hurts!” Ted exclaimed in surprised as he felt a pain in his back.
“What?” Jack asked.
“Nothing.Keep going!” Ted cried.
Ted’s penis was a purplish red, just crying out to explode.When it finally did, it was accompanied by convulsions in Ted’s ass that coursed over Jack’s cock.
“Ermmm…Ungh, ungh, ungh, oh…!” Jack cooed as Ted’s ass got him off.
As he was pulling out, Jack heard a sound come from Ted that he knew was not derived from pleasure.
“Urgh…” Ted whined.“O-o-o-oh.”
“Ted?Talk to me, buddy.”
“Jack, it’s time.I didn’t want to tell you.I just needed to be out of that house.”
“It’s time for what?”
“I’m giving birth.”
“Cheese ‘n rice, Ted.”
“No one knows abou me, Jack,” said Ted, tears coming to his eyes.“There’s no doctor – no one knows, Jack!I don’t even know what I’m doing here!”
“Ted.Listen, Ted.It’ll be OK.What are you feeling?”
“Aching in my lower back.And cramps in my thighs and anus.There’s a little pressure in my ass, Jack.I think it’s going to come out.”
“The baby?” Jack was wide-eyed.“Through your…?Ted!”
“Yes, Jack,” Ted replied quietly.“Mmmm…I feel it coming down, the pressure is increasing.”
“Alright, Ted,” said Jack.“Just keep talking through it.”
Ted was sitting on a couch now, his legs spread with his enormous belly and hard cock in between.He winced.
“Another contraction.”
The muscles around his posterior tensed and the pressure on his rectum increased as the baby was lowered further towards it.
“It hurts, Jack.”
“I know, Ted.You can do this, though.Ellen wouldn’t let you go through this if you couldn’t do it.”
Jack immediately recognized that he had said too much.
“Ellen!?!” exclaimed Ted.“What did she say to you, Jack?What is this?”
“Relax, Ted.You’ll be OK.Just focus on getting this baby out.”
“Oh, Jack.It hurts.And it’s only going to get worse.I know it is.”
“Ted, you’ll get through this.It’s all going to be OK.Come on now.”
A powerful contraction seized Ted.
“Oh…E-e-e-ergh!”
The baby’s head had fallen like a stone onto Ted’s opening, creating a pressure like a turd that was already on its way out.A terrible urge to push gripped Ted.
“Ungh…Ungh!Hmmm!It’s coming, Jack!I need to push!”
“Wait, Ted.Wait!I need to check you.”
“Check me!?!It’s coming!”
“Just wait, would you?”
Jack pushed Ted backwards on the couch and raised his hips so that he could see the man’s swollen opening.
Ted’s lower body, still held off the couch by Jack’s strong arms, squirmed as the contraction gripped the man.His legs kicked as his muscled tightened into knots.Jack looked at the man’s belly, which looked as though every muscle in it had flexed.He put a hand to it and stroked it gently through the contraction.
Finally, a little pressure was relieved in Ted’s bottom.His waters broke in a burst of fluid that coated Jack’s body.
“Ugh!” Ted cried as the pressure was relieved, only to be replaced by a new, more concentrated pressure in his rectum.Now he could feel the head dropping further in his intestines.It was big.The urge to push it out at all costs and as quickly as possible consumed him.He almost gave in to it, but was stopped by a voice in his head that knew better.His anus instead clenched over the big head.
“Awgh!” groaned Ted as the head was barely held back and the urge to push it out only intensified.“It’s so big, Jack!Hmmm!Get it out!” Ted’s face was pale and his belly slightly distorted now.It bulged with the contraction while Ted’s face turned red.
“Gah!Hn-n-n-ngh!”
The pressure had now reached Ted’s penis, which was more swollen than Jack had ever seen it.Pre-cum lined its tip and oozed out as Ted’s body continued to tighten and pressure mounted on his prostate.Jack – thoroughly turned on by the birth – couldn’t resist the temptation to suck Ted’s bulging cock.
“Oh, Jack!Keep going.Mmmm….O-o-o-oh!Oh, please!”
The pain continued, but Ted couldn’t seem to get enough of Jack’s services.As the entire head lodged itself right against Ted’s prostate, his penis exploded into Jack’s tender mouth.
But now there was nothing to help Ted through the pain.The urge to push offered him constant pain, the contractions only increasing the pain’s urgency.He felt as though he would gladly blow all of his organs out of his ass, if only he could.
“Jack…Am I ready yet, Jack?It hurts, Jack.”
“Alright, it’s all you now, Ted.”
All of a sudden, fear swept Ted.He frantically tried pushing, but could not get going.The baby didn’t budge.
“Hnnngh!” he grunted.“Hnnn! Hnn, hnn!Oh!Mmmmm!”
“Ted, calm down!” ordered Jack.“Rest now.On the next contraction, push as hard as you can.”
Ted stopped his struggling.He wrapped his arms around the backs of his legs and pulled them towards his belly, awaiting the moment the dreadful pain would return.In this position, he felt as though room had been created in his bottom for the baby’s head.This feeling vanished, though, as soon as the head took up the room vacated by his legs and began asking for more.
“Oh, Jack!” Ted squealed, realizing that he would have to find a lot more room in his bottom before the baby would be able to slide out.
“It’s too big!Mmmmmmmmm!”He groaned as he pushed with the contraction, hoping the baby would find the room to slide out of him without taking it forcefully.No such luck.He could feel his hip bones buckling as the baby was pushed against them.
“Jack!?!Oh, please, Jack!” “Push, dammit!” cried Jack.“There’s nothing I can do!”
As the next contraction hit him, Ted gave his first really good push.His face turned tomato red and his belly swelled up into an immense tight ball.
“U-u-ungh!” he grunted.“U-u-ungh!Ugh!U-u-u-u-ugh!”
The baby had dropped so that it was right against Ted’s pelvic bones.He felt the need to use gravity to his advantage so he turned over, leaning his hands on the back of the couch and placing his knees on the seat.From a distance, the sight turned on Jack immensely: the pregnant man on the couch on his hands and knees, his back inclined enough to encourage the baby out, the obscene hole, and the huge head lodged between the man’s legs.It really seemed to be enormous.Ted’s ass seemed swollen – cheeks bloated outward from all of the pressure and squeezing going on inside.
“U-u-u-ungh!” Ted groaned as he pushed, his ass cheeks flaring outward even more now.
“Harder, Ted!” Jack coaxed him on.
“Mmm!” Ted moaned as Jack slapped him on the ass hard.He rolled his hips in circles this way and that, using it to assuage the pain in his lower back and intestines in between contractions.
“M-m-m-mph!Mmmmm!” Ted groaned as he pushed hard.A pop was followed by a cry of sharp pain and relief from Ted.Finally, the widest part of the head was through his hips.Now it only remained to endure his anus’ stretching as the head passed through it.
“I need to change positions again,” said Ted.He got into a deep squat on the floor with Jack supporting him.He leaned his upper body onto Jack’s shoulders while his laboring hips and legs supported their own weight and that of the giant fetus.
“U-u-u-ungh!Ungh!E-e-ergh!”Ted grunted, his body red from its increased heat and covered in sweat.He could feel the baby moving lower, only to meet the resistance of his tight asshole.As large as he had dilated earlier in the labor, the head made his hole seem small.
The pushing was easier now, but more painful.While the resistance was lighter than that put out by the pelvis, the pain of his hole resisting expansion was unbearable.
“Hm-m-m-m-mph!U-u-u-urgh!”The baby’s head was into fresh air now, but the hardest, widest part remained.His belly bulging, he pushed again and again.
“Uh!Uh, uh!U-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-uh!”Now the head was sliding out, only to be snagged.
“It’s the shoulders, Ted,” said Jack.He didn’t help by twisting the baby into position.No, instead Jack just watched as the pregnant man followed his instincts.
“A-a-ah!” he cried as the shoulders collided with his opening.“M-m-m-mph!”
Finally, it was out and into Jack’s arms.He was amazed by how large it was.It seemed to easily be twice the size of a normal newborn, and when Jack weighed it, he found it to be fifteen pounds on the dot.Its head, he estimated, was about as large as a small cantaloupe.
“You did it, Ted,” he said, looking at the pile of bones, flesh, and sweat before him.
“Never again, Jack.That will never happen to me again.”
All comments welcome. Hopefully a few people will derive some enjoyment or inspiration from it.
Why do I have a feeling the last sentence should have had a reply of "never say never" added on? Great work, I'm eager to see where Jack goes next and just what happens to him.
I didn't liked it, I simply LOVED it, such descriptions, so full with details and some felt real, also really good with the talking about bones. This is a great story and it's awesome considering that it's your first entire story, so congratulation you gave birth to an awesome story. I hope to read more stories from you.
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I love Mpreg so much! Pregnancy and Childbirth are the most amazing experience in life, I want to try them
For now, I think there is a sequel coming, but it will take time. There are a few ideas rolling around in my head, but nothing golden. Consider the saga closed... for now.
How did I miss this story when it was first posted!!! Nice that they pop to the top when comments are made. I wonder how many forum members booked tickets to Arizona to rediscover that desert plant! Enjoyed the creativity, details, and writing style. I can only hope for another story, maybe a sequel...or that desert plant and a bit of Jack does best!